Save Pluto!

O strongly approve of grassroots movement to restore Pluto to its planetary dignity, if for no other reason than I fear with the dread and dreaded supercivilization of intelligent fungi from Yoggoth might do when they discover that we demoted their remote, inhuman, icy globe to a mere “dwarf planet.”

On the positive side, Sindri, Albrecht and Thorin Oakenshield approve strongly of the “dwarf planet” classification, as do Doc, Dopey and Grumpy. I am not sure they actually understand the nomenclature here, because they followed up the statement by insisting Venus not be classified as an “elf planet.”

In either case, save Pluto! Here is where to sign up:

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