I just came across a song called ‘The Walk from Bridge-to-Nowhere’.
I have no idea who wrote it or when or why, but it sounds like a sad and grim futuristic Texan kind of thing with more than a touch of humor and swing — in other words, exactly like the theme music Menelaus I Montrose should have, if he ever starred in his own show.
A show starring Menelaus Montrose! It could be called GUNSMOKING or WILD WILD OUTER SPACE or SECRETLY ROOTING FOR BLACKIE or perhaps STICKING MY SKULL WITH A NEEDLE TO MAKE ME SMARTER PROVES I AM NOT AS SMART AS I THINK I AM.
Anyway, give it a listen: