Not Tired of Winning Yet XVII

Trump to pull Feds out of K-12 education.

President Donald Trump signed bills Monday (March 27) overturning two Obama-era education regulations, continuing the Republican majority’s effort to undo key pieces of the previous administration’s legacy.

Trump’s move scraps new requirements for programs that train new K-12 teachers and rolls back a set of rules outlining how states must carry out the Every Student Succeeds Act, a bipartisan federal law meant to hold schools accountable for student performance. In a signing ceremony at the White House Monday, the president hailed the measures for “removing an additional layer of bureaucracy to encourage freedom in our schools.”

Leaders of the Republican majority claimed that the accountability rules represented an executive overreach by former president Barack Obama.

Words fall mute before such joy.

What celebration is fitting? Go out and burn in effigy a scarecrow dressed as one of those creatures who pretend to be teachers teaching the young, but who are actually unionist vampires making students stupid and ever stupider.

Then animate the scarecrow with black magic and have it stumble, screaming as it burns, into the home or office of a school bureaucrat, machete or pitchfork in its ragged, straw-stuffed glove, to commit arson and murder before it is destroyed.

When the police arrest you, explain that witchcraft is an exercise of your First Amendment rights, and demand a prayer rug, and insist you trial not to be held during Ramadan. They will cower and obey you, having been educated by the creatures described above.

Or, if you bring your scarecrow to an unholy mockery of life while on the Campus of an educational institution called Berkeley, and attack the academics there, the police will standby idly and do nothing. The scarecrow will not really be alive, the campus is not really a school, the unionist reds are not really scholars, and the uniformed anarchists are not really police.

NOTE TO THE HUMOR IMPAIRED: this is a joke. The Grand Inquisitor has determined that the dark arts will damn your soul to Hell. Do not animate any scarecrows, burning or not, to an unholy mockery of life.


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