Who Knows What Microaggression Lurks in the Hearts of Persons?

Dynamite Comics just put out a new version of The Shadow. The Shadow is and has been my most deeply beloved character of my imaginative life.

They turned him into an SJW who lectures villains on their white privilege.

I am not making this up.

While in the middle of gunning down two Virginia Tech style mass murderers, The SJW Shadow tells them that they were born atop a pedistal of privilege, and their loss of power when the minorities lives improve erodes their “empire”, which is what drives them to their crimes.

Except that the shooter at Virginia Tech was Korean. Columbine guys were white, but were leftwing atheists, not angry white men. The Left yearns so badly to blame white men for mass murders, that they usually report the shooter is a Tea Party member. And it usually turns out to be a jihadist, or a Bernie supporter. But in a comic, the Leftist can reverse the polarity of reality, and have the most proto-Objectivist hardcore vigilante in comicbookdom turn into a morally ambiguous Antifas lefteroon.

The comic also pauses to have the viewpoint character, a Hispanic woman, say that there are no heroes in life, merely violent men. Heroes are merely gangsters in white hats.

Interesting message to put in a story about the most iconic vigilante of all time, the human version of an archangel of merciless wrath-of-heavenly vengeance.

And a thinly disguised version of President Trump appears on the telly in the background, as evidence of the sickness of the world for daring to regard good as better than evil.

This comes from the mouth of a character who was saved by The Shadow. He is also called a monster. Some gratitude.

I will pass over the line where she identifes the burn victim by examining his burnt male member. SJWs are not happy unless they degrade what they desecrate, and lower the standards to the sewer of bad taste. That is their worldview.

If Walter Gibson returns from the grave as a ghost in a black hat and cloak, half unseen, heard only as a whisper or a mocking laughter,  armed with .45 automatics, to carry out a divine vengeance against these greasy leftwing harpies, who despoil every feast they cannot eat, it would be only justice.

It is at times like these I am glad I was born Vulcan. I cannot imagine what a lifelong Shadow fan would do, if he were touched by normal human emotions like wrath, grief, despair, and a burning yearning for vengeance.

Ah, no, wait. Perhaps I can imagine. Salty language warning! Not safe for work. Not safe for mixed company. Not safe for carbon based life forms.

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