Drollery Archive

John C Wright is Dangerous

Posted December 5, 2017 By John C Wright

Less than a week ago, I posted this notice: Milo Yiannopoulos asked me to contribute a biweekly column to his website. My pay depends on the ad revenue, so I will humbly ask, indeed, implore my beloved readers to visit the column and the site, and to hire a Macedonian data farm to visit the […]

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Fooled by Heinlein for Forty Years

Posted November 24, 2017 By John C Wright

This is a reprint of an entry I wrote in 2003, and again in 2009. In 2003, only two people were reading my journal. One called me provincial, and the other upbraided me for hypocrisy. Typical. Both were younger than I, and neither saw the portrait of himself in my description of my youthful arrogance. […]

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Election Day In Virginia!

Posted November 7, 2017 By John C Wright

Remember to vote in the Commonwealth of Virginia. The main issue in this election is that the damn Yankee lying-ass pedo-loving Fake News Democrats want to tear down all the statues of our ancestral heroes, trample the cross, and burn the flag, put grown men into schoolgirl’s bathrooms, and call you a racist misogynist bigot, […]

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Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Hearts of Women?

Posted September 26, 2017 By John C Wright

A reader writes: You realize that at this rate it’s just a matter of time before the comics make Margo Lane the Shadow and she is revealed to actually be a ‘lesbian woman of color’. Hmmm….

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Milo Quote of the Day

Posted July 17, 2017 By John C Wright

The unsinkable Milo Yiannopoulos, the only public figure bold enough and fabulous enough to proclaim unapologetically the Roman Catholic Church is right about everything (and she is) likewise speaks truth to peevish in his book, DANGEROUS. For example: Instead of asking themselves why they lost people’s trust, the media instead asked why the people had […]

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To the People of the State of New York

Posted July 12, 2017 By John C Wright

A reader who wishes to remain anonymous sends the following and asks me to publish it. Your Father Is a Hamster and Your Mother Smells of Elderberries! By Publius Jr. Friends, Americans, Countrymen, lend me your ears! Caesar is an SJW! He is a cuck! He is a homophobe and an islamophobe! He is a […]

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Catwoman! The Feline Felon!

Posted July 4, 2017 By John C Wright

Per a reader request. He claimed to have a doctor’s report showing the necessity for his continued life, health, and well-being. And it is not as if I need any persuading:

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Meme Time

Posted July 1, 2017 By John C Wright
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Never Tell Me the Odds

Posted May 12, 2017 By John C Wright

A reader brings this interesting article to my attention: http://dailycaller.com/2017/05/12/scientists-still-cant-explain-mysterious-radio-signals-from-deep-space/ This is roughly typical for science reporting in popular organs: the interesting (to me, at least) part of the story is left out, that is, scientific speculation about the possible natural causes of these high energy bursts from space. Instead the writer dwells on the […]

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Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast” Writing Advice

Posted April 25, 2017 By John C Wright

Here is what I would have done differently had I been the head writer for Disney’s dull and dispirited feminist morality play BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, which is a parody remake of their animated masterpiece of the same name. Instead of having Gaston and the villagers arriving to kill the Beast, I would have had […]

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