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A Meme is Worth a Thousand Words

Posted October 6, 2021 By John C Wright

 

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Drollery for Today

Posted September 28, 2021 By John C Wright

The Babylon Bee has taken inspiration from GK Chesterton’s MAN WHO WAS THURSDAY in addressing the pressing issues of the day.

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Nurturing Islamic Science Fiction

Posted September 25, 2021 By John C Wright

This is from an article entitled HOW ISLAM NURTURED SCIENCE FICTION, which actually says nothing much about how Islam nurtured science fiction, and makes no mention of Julesbrahim al-Verne or Herbdul Jibril al-Wells or even Jalalibad W. al-Campbell, Jr., and how their devotion to the faith of the Prophet drove the growth of modern speculative fiction.

No, the article is actually meant to encourages (presumably Mohammedan) science fiction writers to write within the Islamic world view. This encouragement takes the form of drawing very strained analogies between Koranic verses and Sciffy tropes. Here are the core paragraphs:

Science fiction has been described as a literature of ideas. Knowledge and reflection are the source springs of ideas. As far as I know, no other religion in the world puts more emphasis on seeking knowledge, pondering and reflecting than Islam does.

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The very first Sura (Chapter) of the Qur’an Al-Fateha states:  (All praise is God’s, the Lord of the worlds). The plural “worlds” should be noted. Obviously, ours is not the only world with intelligent life. There are other worlds out there – extraterrestrial life, ripe for the imaginations of science fiction writers.

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Abortion Ritual

Posted September 7, 2021 By John C Wright

From Fox News

Satanic Temple joins backlash against Texas abortion law

The Temple pledges to ‘highlight religious hypocrisy and encroachment on religious freedom’

A group of Satanists is bedeviling the restrictive new abortion law in Texas.

The Satanic Temple, a religious group based in Salem, Massachusetts, has joined the backlash against the measure, which bans abortion after six weeks and allows anyone to file $10,000 lawsuits against those who help violate it.

The organization lobbied the FDA to provide abortion pills to its Texas members, arguing it qualifies as an exemption as a faith-based group that supports the procedure, according to The San Antonio Current.

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Battle Hymn of the Republic of Letters

Posted August 30, 2021 By John C Wright

This is from a friend of mine from school, written by one of our tutors. The in-joke here is that the stanza are chronological, according to the order the Great Books appear on our seminar list.

The Battle Hymn of the Republic of Letters

Mine mind has seen the glory of the th’Ideal of the Good,
That it’s not the same as Pleasure, I have firmly understood;
And I wouldn’t take the Tyrant’s power, even if I could;
I’m marching from the Cave.

Marching, marching toward the sunlight
Marching, marching toward the sunlight
Marching, marching toward the sunlight
I’m marching from the Cave.

The Fool conceives of God, but thinks the faithful are deceived,
Positing a “Greatest Being” whose being-ness is not believed,
Is a being that which something greater still can be conceived,
Which contradicts itself!

Ontological rebuttal,
Ontological rebuttal.
Faithlessness will ever scuttle,
Which contradicts itself.

The State of Nature’s character, we know from good report
To be very solitary, nasty, brutish, poor and short
So we give unto the Sovereign all every warship, gun and fort
For then we’ll all survive!

Ratify the Social Contract,
Ratify the Social Contract,
Ratify the Social Contract,
And then we’ll all survive!

Deterministic limits on my freedom are erased
By the transcendental ideality of time and space
So my atoms are determined, but my will’s a different case
It’s pure autonomy!

Hail the transcendental ego
Hail the transcendental ego
Hail the transcendental ego
It’s pure autonomy!

I’ve been through all the steps in my phenomenology
So it’s Master, Slave, or In-Between; it’s all the same to me:
I’m unhappy and I’m conscious, so I’m absolutely free
It’s all the Absolute!

I’ve undergone the dialectic
I’ve undergone the dialectic
I’ve undergone the dialectic
The State is Absolute!

My comment: Wise eyes recognizing the references will come to understand my contempt for the Iron Age of modern philosophy, or what passes for it, compared to the Golden Age known by the ancients. Please note the passage from the Socratic revulsion for tyranny to the mealy-mouthed Hegelian excuses for it.

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Meme of the Day

Posted August 28, 2021 By John C Wright

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Science and Scidolatry

Posted August 5, 2021 By John C Wright

Dr. Saifedean Ammous is Assistant Professor of Economics at the Lebanese American University, and author of The Bitcoin Standard.

A wag on Twitter yammerheaded the following tidbit of halfwittery:

“If you think you don’t trust scientists, you’re mistaken. You trust scientists in a million different ways every time you step on a plane, or for that matter turn on your tap or open a can of beans. The fact that you’re unaware of this doesn’t mean it’s not so.”

In reply to this, Dr. Ammous points out that practical wisdom is born of hands-on experience.

He explains:

The Wright brothers and a century of airplane builders were engineers. Scientists first dismissed flight as impossible even after it happened, then made up a bunch of irrelevant equations to pretend to explain how it happened.

Everything that matters to our modern life was built by engineers and workers who got their hands dirty. Scientists sat in cushy universities writing textbooks after the fact indoctrinating generations to think it was their post-hoc explanations that built things.

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Re Monarchist Radicals

Posted July 20, 2021 By John C Wright

A reader with the daffy but mechanical name of LugNuts writes:

“I think the king thing is one that Wright [sic] loathes as a self-described Virginian regardless of position on anything else.”

It is because I am a conservative. Having a king is a degenerate jury rig make shift necessitated by the break down of the authority of the Commonwealth of Rome.

I am perfectly in favor of a form of government where two consuls, elected for two year terms on even and odd years, must rule in comity as supreme executives, while senators organize and direct the army, and the assemblies of tribes govern the collection of taxes from landowners. But you are not discussing an old, time-tested, tried and true form of government, like the Roman Republic. You are talking about barbarian warlords and how they govern their stinking, blue-painted braves.

Since the Commonwealth of Rome is no longer available, we in Virginia have renewed that form of government here. As happened to Rome before us, we are inundated with barbarians, called Democrats, who wish to install a new Caesar, and curtail our ancient forms of law.

Monarchy is a new-fangled, radical idea. I will have none of it, thank you.

For the record, a return of aristocrat forms of government requires the return of proper forms of address and etiquette, since it is the difference in manners that reinforces the difference in classes. Courtesy requires that you address a married landholder as “Mister”  and not address him as one would address a servant.

So until and unless you actually act as if you mean what you say about a royalist or aristocratic form of government, and act with the manners of a gentleman rather than a lout, villain, or a rustic bumpkin, I suggest you keep your comments to yourself while your betters are talking.

 

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Time to Repeal the First Amendment

Posted July 19, 2021 By John C Wright

Grim humor from Mark Dice

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Idol of Fentanyl Floyd Struck by Bolt from Heaven

Posted July 14, 2021 By John C Wright

Witnesses are saying that a Toledo mural of George Floyd, a career criminal famous for dying of a drug overdose, was struck by lighting and toppled.

The Toledo Fire and Rescue Department lists the cause of the collapse as a lightning strike based on witness reports and an inspection of the scene; but the Toledo building inspector, after interviewing witnesses and scene, blames natural aging.

https://nypost.com/2021/07/14/george-floyd-mural-collapses-witnesses-blame-lightning/

 

The mural showed the figure crowned as king and lord. Most of the images of the mural available through Google search, as it happens, have the crown cropped away.

Adjacent are the words “change of mind” — this is one translation of the Biblical term “metanoia” which refers to salvation through repentance.

After being thunderstruck, the face was obliterated, but the borders of the image survived.

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Yes Prime Minister

Posted June 29, 2021 By John C Wright

Those of you unfamiliar with the BBC comedy YES PRIME MINISTER have missed a rare treat. Here is Sir Humphrey explaining to the naive new PM about the Church of England.

As a faithful Catholic, I assure my Anglican brethren that things are not so very different in the Vatican. I merely could find no British comedy, acerbic with dry wit, to say so.

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Song Time

Posted June 22, 2021 By John C Wright

Who is in the mood for a song?

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That Scene in a Nolan Film

Posted June 22, 2021 By John C Wright

That Scene in a Nolan Film When You Give Up Trying to Follow the Story:

The impersonation of Michael Caine is spot on.

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Tolkien and Diversity

Posted June 12, 2021 By John C Wright

This is not a joke. I swear by all that is holy that I am not making this up. I lack the imagination. 

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While interest in the topic of diversity has steadily grown within Tolkien research, it is now receiving more critical attention than ever before.

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On Race Pride

Posted June 11, 2021 By John C Wright

I have been told the word “racist” is itself a type of propaganda word, because it conflates two distinct ideas, namely, racial patriotism — being a European wanting to live among Europeans, or being and English-speaker and wanting to live among of Anglos — and racial hatred, particularly Jew-hatred, which is an ongoing mental disease afflicting all of history. The Devil hates the Chosen People, and his children adopt his works and ways.

I see nothing wrong with the racial patriotism or racial pride. If Black Pride is fine, so is White Pride.

We — and here I mean, my family, the Wrights — invented the airplane.

My race — and here I mean the Pennsylvania Dutch, whom I regard as the master race — invented the moonrocket, after all.

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