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Book Review!

Posted June 30, 2008 By John C Wright

Another favorable review; this one from SF-Crowsnest.

“John Wright has done a nice job of building from the original books, exploring a lot of the original threads and taking them much further with many of the original players back. “

I need not mention that NULL-A CONTINUUM was (a) written by your humble author and (b) has a space princess in it. The Space Princess Renaissance is poised, yes, poised I say, to take the literary world by storm! 

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The Debate is Over

Posted June 26, 2008 By John C Wright

A signal victory for free men is won this day. Let the enemies of liberty snarl, whine and sulk; this day, by a narrow margin, the creeping totalitarianism of the modern age has been pushed back half  a step, and made to hesitate. Rejoice! The night still comes, but the twilight will last an hour longer, perhaps.

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA ET AL. v. HELLER

Held:

1. The Second Amendment protects an individual right to possess a firearm unconnected with service in a militia, and to use that arm for traditionally lawful purposes, such as self-defense within the home.

 (a) The Amendment’s prefatory clause announces a purpose, but does not limit or expand the scope of the second part, the operative clause. The operative clause’s text and history demonstrate that it connotes an individual right to keep and bear arms.

(b) The prefatory clause comports with the Court’s interpretation of the operative clause. The “militia” comprised all males physically capable of acting in concert for the common defense. The Antifederalists feared that the Federal Government would disarm the people in order to disable this citizens’ militia, enabling a politicized standing army or a select militia to rule. The response was to deny Congress power to abridge the ancient right of individuals to keep and bear arms, so that the ideal of a citizens’ militia would be preserved.

 (c) The Court’s interpretation is confirmed by analogous armsbearing rights in state constitutions that preceded and immediately followed the Second Amendment.

(d) The Second Amendment’s drafting history, while of dubious interpretive worth, reveals three state Second Amendment proposals that unequivocally referred to an individual right to bear arms.

 (e) Interpretation of the Second Amendment by scholars, courts and legislators, from immediately after its ratification through the late 19th century also supports the Court’s conclusion.

(c) The Court’s interpretation is confirmed by analogous armsbearing rights in state constitutions that preceded and immediately followed the Second Amendment.

(d) The Second Amendment’s drafting history, while of dubious interpretive worth, reveals three state Second Amendment proposals that unequivocally referred to an individual right to bear arms.

(e) Interpretation of the Second Amendment by scholars, courts  and legislators, from immediately after its ratification through the late 19th century also supports the Court’s conclusion.

(f) None of the Court’s precedents forecloses the Court’s interpretation. Neither United States v. Cruikshank, 92 U. S. 542, 553, nor Presser v. Illinois, 116 U. S. 252, 264–265, refutes the individual rights interpretation. United States v. Miller, 307 U. S. 174, does not limit the right to keep and bear arms to militia purposes, but rather limits the type of weapon to which the right applies to those used by the militia, i.e., those in common use for lawful purposes.

2. Like most rights, the Second Amendment right is not unlimited.

It is not a right to keep and carry any weapon whatsoever in any manner whatsoever and for whatever purpose: For example, concealed weapons prohibitions have been upheld under the Amendment or state analogues. The Court’s opinion should not be taken to cast doubt on longstanding prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons and the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings, or laws imposing conditions and qualifications on the commercial sale of arms. Miller’s holding that the sorts of weapons protected are those “in common use at the time” finds support in the historical tradition of prohibiting the carrying of dangerous and unusual weapons.

3. The handgun ban and the trigger-lock requirement (as applied to self-defense) violate the Second Amendment. The District’s total ban on handgun possession in the home amounts to a prohibition on an entire class of “arms” that Americans overwhelmingly choose for the lawful purpose of self-defense. Under any of the standards of scrutiny the Court has applied to enumerated constitutional rights, this prohibition—in the place where the importance of the lawful defense of self, family, and property is most acute—would fail constitutional muster. Similarly, the requirement that any lawful firearm in the home be disassembled or bound by a trigger lock makes it impossible for citizens to use arms for the core lawful purpose of self-defense and is hence unconstitutional. Because Heller conceded at oral argument that the D. C. licensing law is permissible if it is not enforced arbitrarily and capriciously, the Court assumes that a license will satisfy his prayer for relief and does not address the licensing requirement. Assuming he is not disqualified from exercising Second Amendment rights, the District must permit Heller to register his handgun and must issue him a license to carry it in the home..

 478 F. 3d 370, affirmed.

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CALIA, J., delivered the opinion of the Court, in which ROBERTS, C. J., and KENNEDY, THOMAS, and ALITO, JJ., joined.

STEVENS, J., filed a dissenting opinion, in which SOUTER, GINSBURG, and BREYER, JJ., joined. BREYER, J., filed a dissenting opinion, in which STEVENS, SOUTER, and GINSBURG, JJ., joined.

My comment:

I am pleased, not a little, that the ambiguous holding in Miller has been clarified. Miller is a curt and unhelpful case, and not a stellar piece of legal reasoning.

I notice with shock and surprise that the dissent by Justice Stephens lists no precedent aside from Miller for his militia-only interpretation. He cites dozens of cases holding that Miller does not support an individualist interpretation–a matter not in dispute. Miller neither said yea or nay– but offered not one case supporting his position regarding the actual argument before the court.

Had I offered a paper in a first year law course citing NOTHING in support of my position, I would have received an F. I contrast the windy void of logic unfavorably with the opinion in Fifth Circuit’s decision in United States v. Emerson, 270 F. 3d 203 (2001), which affirmed the individualist interpretation, that had page after page of authority in support. If you have not read Emerson, please do, starting with paragraph V: the clarity and thoroughness are refreshing.

This dissent is the poorest piece of legal reasoning I have ever read. Roe v. Wade likewise did not present precedent in support of its conclusion. Would you write a proof in geometry without citing your axioms?

For those of you not familiar with the basics of legal reasoning, the reason why law is based on Stare Decisis is to allow reasonable men to use law as a guide to their conduct.

If  a reasonable man cannot, by examination of previous cases, know what is expected and what is forbidden in his current case, then the law is arbitrary, which is to say, no law at all.

Law without precedent, activist law, judge-made law, legislation from the bench, the law of a so-called Living Constitution, is like facing the Roulette Wheel of Justice in Mad Max’s Thunderdome: just a wild spin, and you get whatever consequences random chance throws up.

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Now that I am a world-famous international science fiction author (my sister lives in Australia, and I forced her to buy one of my books, so that is two nations, at least, where my books have sold) a fan letter has come pouring in. Just the other day, I went to the mailbox and got it.

Like all fan letters, this one raises a fascinating question that reaches to the very heart of the science fiction genre, and asks the expert opinion of John C. Wright, world-famous international science fiction author, about the nature and meaning of Science Fiction.

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First Principles

Posted June 17, 2008 By John C Wright

A reader asks, regarding my last post:  “Now, I’m no particular fan of deconstructionism, but part of your condemnation bothers me. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you seem to imply that we should never apply skepticism to first principles (or at least some subset of them). What justification do you have for this?”

Sorry, but no. I did not imply that one cannot apply skepticism to first principles.

First principles are statements which must be true because they cannot rationally be false. They cannot be investigated by rational deduction, because rational deduction presupposes them. They can be questioned, if at all, by induction, by seeing where and how they fit into the scheme of things. Something that purports to be a first principle, upon skeptical examination, might turn out not to be.

Here is the procedure. Apply skepticism to first principles. See if a manifest absurdity results. If is does, accept the first principle as confirmed. If it does not, draw out the logical implications of the universe that would exist were that first principle not the case. If that universe matches the universe, (including the part of the universe where rational ideas live) the first principle is no longer a first principle.

Examples:

The first principle of objective truth:
First Principle — Truth exists.
Contrary statement — truth does not exist. No truth is true.
Absurdity — the statement that “no truth is true” if true, is false.
Conclusion — the idea of objective truth is inescapable, since we cannot articulate a logical conclusion without this principle.

The principle of self-existence
First Principle — A is A. A thing is what it itself is.
Contrary Statement — A is not A.
Absurdity — If A is not A then that we can substitute any statement for the letter A. Let us substitute the statement “A is not A”.
If statement “A is not A” = statement not-A “A is A”.
Therefore the statement proves it own contradiction. If the statement is true, it is false. This reduces to the first case, the principle of truth.

The principle of Free Will
First Principle — I make decisions.
Contrary — I make no decisions; I am a robot on autopilot.
Absurdity — if I make no decisions, I did not decide to believe the statement “I make no decisions; I am a robot on autopilot.” If I did not decide to believe it, I did not decide to believe it on the basis of the fact that it is true. I cannot judge it to be true or false, because judgment is a type of decision. I cannot judge any statement to be true or false. Since I cannot judge any statement to be true or false, there is no truth. This reduces to the first case, etc.

The principle of Honesty
First Principle — I ought to be honest
Contrary — I ought not be honest
Absurdity — If I ought not be honest, then I need not honestly address, or think about, even this question: whether I should be honest or not. I cannot trust even my own thoughts (if I am not being honest with my conclusions) and cannot conclude that any conclusion is true. Since I cannot judge any conclusion to be true or false, there is no truth. This reduces to the first case, etc.

This is not what the moderns do. Their procedure is something like this: Apply skepticism to first principles. See if a manifest absurdity results. If it does, ignore the absurdity and reject the first principle. Announce this as a bold discovery.  Marx concludes that there is no truth, merely the ideological superstructure (i.e. the excuses and rationalizations) of men conditioned by the means of production around them to support their selfish class interests. The Nazis, with equal absurdity, assert that there is no logic; that the principles of reasoning differ from race to race, and are genetically determined. The Determinists conclude that there is no free will. The Moral Relativists conclude that there is no moral rule saying we ought to be honest.

Oddly enough, the only people out there in the world giving a philosophical and metaphysical reason for believing in truth, logic, free will, and morality are the zany atheist Objectivists and their diametric opposites, the zany theist Christians.

ADDED LATER: I talk often about the Four Causes of Aristotle, and I think my comments are nigh-incomprehensible without an understanding of what these Causes are. Here is a sum-up I found on the web: http://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/4causes.htm

We post-Hume fellows tend only to think of efficient (also called mechanical) cause, and never to talk about the other three. This leads to perilous confusion.

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Deconstructing Deconstructionalism

Posted June 16, 2008 By John C Wright

A worthy essay by Mr. Geoffrey Miller is here.
The NY Times article he explodes is here.

My comment:

I have often wondered, sometimes with brain-whirling astonishment, how modern philosophers can persuade themselves, and persuade millions, of some proposition that any schoolboy with one semester of Logic 101 can see, if taken seriously, contradicts itself.

I conclude tentatively that the problem is the application of metaphors from empiricism to non-empirical ideas. An empiricist takes as his unquestioned axiom that no statement ABOUT A SENSE IMPRESSION can not be accepted as true until and unless a sense impression confirms it, or, to be more precise, fails to falsify it. This axiom is a metaphysical or epistemological one, not an empirical one. It is a conclusion of a theory of knowledge. It implies that all empirical statements must be held up to a skeptical test, doubted, and confirmed if they pass the test.

Imagine a fool with a pepper shaker, who discovers a little pepper makes his meat tastier. If a little pepper makes his meat taste better (so he reasons) a lot of pepper will make everything taste better: the fool proceeds to upend the whole pepper grinder into the ice cream, the mint tea, the toothpaste, the butter, the beer and the fluid he uses for cleaning his contact lenses. Likewise is our skeptic who takes a principle of skepticism from the empirical sciences, and applies it heedlessly to areas where skepticism about first principles will simply negate any conclusions whatsoever, including the conclusion that skepticism should be applied to first principles.

It is not a philosophy. It is madness. Let us coin the term “axiomophobia’ to refer to this peculiar and self-defeating form of applying empirical reasoning to non-empirical disciplines.

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Tell the Matrosses to Fire the Guns! Let the Bells Ring!

Posted June 11, 2008 By John C Wright

Today, ORPHANS OF CHAOS just went into a second paperback printing.

This is cause for celebration! Le the joyous news be spread!

I hereby decree throughout the Holy Pan-Galactic Johannine Empire that, on this day, planets and macrostructures such as ringworlds and Dyson spheres, slated for terracide are hereby reprieved; no globe is to be sprayed by radioactive isotopes by the Imperial Star Fleet.

Any intelligent machines larger than Jupiter scheduled from devastining into pre-Godlike intellectual topologies due to nonpayment of debt shall receive an additional thousand years grace period before their creditors may act.

The ignition of stars into supernovae is suspended for a period of ninety years if any inhabited worlds are within the anticipated radiation zone, or intelligent machine-worlds that score above an equivalent I.Q. of 1,000,000,000.

Any Informational Entities, either independently or collectively occupying the DataCosm shall be granted an extra 400 nanoseconds of virtual existence, provided the Royal Academy of Electronic Life certifies the Meme to be no danger to Our Imperial Throne, Our Officers, Church, Navy, or Intellectual Systems.

All uplifted species within less than one hundred years of achieving the repayment of the racial apprenticeships are forgiven the remaining years, and granted full suffrage, with the exception of Space Monkeys, whom it is Our Imperial Pleasure to condemn. Hate those Space Monkeys, especially Blip and Gleek.

The eating of intelligent animals, including Space Ducks, is hereby suspended.

Those star-systems and globular clusters which have been thrust into the Negative Zone for nonpayment of taxes shall be returned to normal timespace.

Certain political prisoners shall be released: any immortal superbeings trapped in the cores of Black Holes, if the causes or pretenders they supported are no longer remembered by the Curator of the Infinite Museum, may be released on probation into an area of timespace where translightspeed travel and time travel are impossible.

Time Travelers, Visionaries and Prophets, presently on the surface of any neural-pain amplifying torment-world of the Galactic Johannine Inquisition, shall be allowed to blot out up to sixty hours of their most disquieting memories, with the exception that, those Time Travelers who come from the remote future, and claim that one day Flash Gordon will ally with my daughter Aura and overthrow my imperial reign, shall not be so allowed.

It is furthermore Our Imperial Pleasure to degree that any star-crusader who takes up arms to fight the Pluto-Hatahs, those verminous and saucy heretics who dare claim Pluto, also known as Yuggoth-On-The-Rim, is not a planet, shall, if their oath of Crusade is fulfilled, be pardoned of all debts and interest, and be granted a plenary indulgence for all sins of commission and omission, or historical revisionism against the Seldon Plan. They shall also be allowed to wear the Red Cross on their arms and livery, or else the Imperial Tee-Shirt of the “Two-Thumbs-Up Smilin’ Emperor” design.

So let it be written! In the name of the Sleeping God of the Crypt, so let itbe done!

And let the earth-girl Dale Arden be washed and appropriately silked and perfumed and adorned and sent to our personal Love Palace on the Pleasure Planet, there to await Our Royal Attention!

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Clerihew

Posted June 11, 2008 By John C Wright

I pass on without comment a work of the lyric muse, as manifested through our fellow artiste, Mother Wit:

Clerihew has the following properties:

  • It has four lines of irregular length
  • The rhyme structure is AABB; the subject matter and wording are often humorously contrived in order to achieve a rhyme
  • The first line consists solely (or almost solely) of the subject’s name.

Clerihews are not satirical or abusive, but they target famous individuals and reposition them in an absurd or commonplace setting, often with an over-simplified and slightly garbled description.

I found these sitting around unfinished on my hard drive from I don’t know when.  A quick polish and here they are, in alphabetical order.

John C. Wright
Must stay up writing apologetics half the night.
I really must get a hold of one of his books
If his fiction is half as good as his logic looks.
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If everyone is Super, no one will be

Posted June 10, 2008 By John C Wright

In the Pixar film THE INCREDIBLES, one of the themes, very lightly touched upon — it does not intrude into the plot — is that Mr. Incredible wants to use his incredible powers for good, wants his son to compete in sports, and wants to excel. The surrounding society does not want the Supers around, and pesters them out of work through lawsuits. Meanwhile Syndrome, the villain, wants to demonstrate that he with his inventions is more than equal to the Supers; and he laughingly says that he plans to release his technology to the world, “so that EVERYONE will be Super! And when everyone is Super (chuckle) no one is.”

This raises an interesting question. What is wrong with Syndrome’s plan? If being a Super is just a matter of having the right technology, if anyone who dons Iron Man’s armor can be Iron Man, if anyone who picks up a rifle can be a soldier, nay, a war hero, why not make everyone a war hero?

Well, the question answers itself. The film makes it perfectly clear that Syndrome’s tech cannot make him in to a hero. He is not even able to defeat the robot he built for the express purpose of defeating. The attempt to make everyone equal, equal in outcome, merely drives the able down to the level of the mediocre.

Giving away Syndrome’s technology will not “makes everyone Supers” the only thing it will do is make it so no one is super — which is exactly his plan and exactly the villain’s point.

Now, if you are reading the movie to be some sort of anti-technology rant, it is not. If you are reading it to be anti-egalitarian, it is.

My five-year-old son just got a trophy for soccer. I was as pleased as any father could be, and I pulled him on my lap, and praised him. Then I figured out everyone got a trophy. All my praise turned to lies in my mouth. I could not unsay what I had just said to a five-year-old. I could not tell him that this trophy was meaningless.

I could not tell him to try his best, either, because the reward was the same for his best as for his worst.

My other son quit the team before the season ended, and the coach wanted to give him a trophy in any case. I was revolted by the idea, deeply offended.

They are trying to make my sons into little, weak, selfish, puling nonentities: boys who will cry if they do not get the same reward for hard work as for goofing off. Boys who will grow up to think life is unfair unless they are handed everything they never earned on a silver platter. I cannot regard this attempt with anything but a deep mistrust, bordering on hatred. Who are these people, and what do they have against my boys? Why are they trying to spoil them?

As you might imagine, the theme in THE INCREDIBLES seems very poignant and pertinent to me. This movie is the same theme as “Harrison Bergeron” by Kurt Vonnegut.

Equality means everyone gets to run the race. It does not mean everyone comes in first.

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This ruling issued just last week by Alberta’s human rights commission, against a Christian pastor named Rev. Stephen Boission, was a ruling that forbids him from saying anything “disparaging” about homosexuals ever again, in any communication.

Mr. Boissoin and [his organization] The Concerned Christian Coalition Inc. shall cease publishing in newspapers, by email, on the radio, in public speeches, or on the Internet, in future, disparaging remarks about gays and homosexuals.

He also is ordered by the court to provide a written apology. The resemblance to a Soviet-style self-criticism is not accidental. There was no allegation made of damages to the court; no one was hurt, no one lost business or reputation.

The ruling did not enjoin speech that was hateful, or harmful, or illegal, or speech that might encourage violence or despite. The word “disparage” means criticize.

ADDENDUM: Meanwhile, Brigit Bardot has been arrested, prosecuted, and convicted in France for “hate speech.” See here. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine the political ideology involved in this case.

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Another Victory for the Space Princess Movement

Posted June 8, 2008 By John C Wright

Andrew Stanton of Pixar recently confirmed that he is writing the Pixar adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ John Carter of Mars. [via /Film]

Every clean-limbed fighting man of Virginia must rejoice! The South will rise again… to Mars!
I have yet to see a Pizar film, long or shot, that was not somewhere in the good-to-brilliant range of storytelling. This is fine news for all of us who were introduced to SF through visions of thoats crossing theocre-hued dead sea bottoms of Barsoom, of four-armed Green Men with their radium rifles, of the gigantic, doomed air-plant of Mars, the sky-pirates and the beautiful jewel-adorned space-princess Deja Thoris.

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Free Book! Tell your friends.

Posted June 6, 2008 By John C Wright

As a publicity stunt, my publisher for a limited time, is giving away an ebook version of ORPHANS OF CHAOS at no charge. Want to read it? You’ll have to buy the sequels to find out what happens, of course.

http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/006746.html

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King Canute and the Surging Tide

Posted June 6, 2008 By John C Wright

Do you recall the famous tale of a King who thought he could command the waves to advance no further, and threatened the sea with his sword? Well, it turns out that the tale is the exact opposite of the way its told. Canute was proving to his courtiers that time and tide obey no man.

From Vikings-R-Us, the website for all your Viking needs:

Let all men know how empty and worthless is the powerof kings. For there is none worthy of the name but God, whom heaven, earth and sea obey”.

So spoke King Canute the Great, the legend says, seated on his throne on the seashore, waves lapping round his feet. Canute had learned that his flattering courtiers claimed he was “So great, he could command the tides of the sea to go back”. Now Canute was not only a religious man, but also a clever politician. He knew his limitations – even if his courtiers did not – so he had his throne carried to the seashore and sat on it as the tide came in, commanding the waves to advance no further. When they didn’t, he had made his point that, though the deeds of kings might appear ‘great’ in the minds of men, they were as nothing in the face of God’s power.

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No Need to Feel Intimidated

Posted June 5, 2008 By John C Wright

Subterranean Press announces Songs of the Dying Earth, the Jack Vance Tribute anthology edited by George R. R. Martin and Gardner Dozois which includes stories from Robert Silverberg, Terry Dowling, Glen Cook, Tanith Lee, Liz Williams, Kage Baker, Elizabeth Moon, Neil Gaiman, Dan Simmons, Elizabeth Hand, Matt Hughes, Mike Resnick, Phyllis Eisenstein, Paula Volsky, Howard Waldrop, Tad Williams, Walter Jon Williams, John C. Wright, and Lucius Shepard.

Wait a sec. Who was that guy after Walter Jon Williams and before Lucius Shepard?

Well, if I am sharing space in an anthology with just a bunch of second-rate nobodies, ho hah, I’ll have nothing to worry about! Lemme see. Who else is going to write somfink for Ol’ Gardner. Hmm. Hm.

  • Robert Silverberg. Uh. Didn’t he write my favorite eerie little short story of all time NIGHTWINGS? And have a huge career spanning decades, during which he has never turned out any bad material? So I am in a little trouble.
  • Dowling? Don’t know if I’ve read him. Who else?
  • Glen Cook. Oh. The author of The Dread Empire series, which I thought was absolutely top-notch. So I am in big trouble.
  • Tanith Lee, author of maybe some of the best fantasy that has ever existed since pen was first put to page. Eerrk. Not just big trouble. Pull out your H.P. Lovecraft dictionary for appropriate words. My trouble is vast, impious, unspeakable, cyclopean.
  • Kage Baker! Maybe if I put out my eyes like Oedipus, the fates will spare me.
  • Elizabeth Moon, author of the Deed of Paksenarion, the world’s first kick-ass hard military fantasy. Azathoth, come eat my brains now.
  • Oh, Neil Gaiman. NO NEED TO FEEL INTIMIDATED THERE!! I AM SURE YOU CAN WRITE AS WELL AS GOOD OLD NEIL! Where are you, Azathoth? I have sharpened my brain-spoon for you, dread lord of the screaming abyss.
  • Dan Simmons! Well, his Hyperion Cantos are, what would you say? The best and most imaginative books, best written, best character development, more perfect use of words, in, hey, fifty years? A hundred? A thousand? Let’s be safe and call him the best writer to grasp the pen of the muses since the oceans drank Atlantis, and the pre-human kings ruled in the sacred valleys of what would one day be Egypt. Nope. I can match him! That is not too high a target to shoot at, is it?
  • Mike Resnick! Yaarrrgh!
  • Phyllis Eisenstein, who wrote a simply wonderful book Sorceror’s Son, which I read and reread with great pleasure, and would recommend to anyone. Ach! Garn! It burns, my precious! My precioussss! The sunlight burns us, yesss, We hates it. Who else?
  • Tad Williams, one of the best authors anywhere? Yeah, sure, I am HIS equal. Let me just finish the Greater Dread Ritual of the Pnakotic Manuscript. I think I can open the Multinonangular Door far enough, using the Voorish Sign, to stick my head into the thousand-dimensional non-spatial gap, and by wagging my tongue energetically, I can attract the attention of the blind, dim, mindless and tenebrous Other Gods, who lumber and dance in sickening and blasphemous contortions to the piping of a cursed flute held in the paws of the unnamed antiarchangel-slave of the Daemon-Sultan of the Great Outer Ones. Maybe one of them will eat my brain.
  • Oh, Water Jon Williams, author of Aristoi, another personal favorite of mine, not to mention the eerie Metropolitan and his ground-breaking Hardwired.

Sure. I am up for this. I can write as well as any of them! Who says I cannot! Why– why are my hands shaking?  Why is my pen writing like a snake in my grip? As soon as I get the sweat caused by panic out of my eyes– or, no, I think I am sweating blood, a phenomenon physicians call hematidrosis– it is not that unusual in those who are about to die a horrific yet supernaturally malignant death such as, for example to be BURNED TO A CRISP LIKE SEMELE FOR DARING TO APPEAR IN THE SAME BOOK WITH THE BEST FANTASY AUTHORS EVER — oh, wait. Azathoth is here! Thank God. I mean, sorry. Thank Nyarlathotep!! That was just a slip.

He says (hard to tell with his million screaming mouths, none of them fully in this dimension) that I should buck up, and get some spine, gird up my loins like a man, and declare, if I have any understanding. Wow. I had no idea Cthuloid gods talked this way. What was the question?

AZATHOTH, HIDEOUS MULTIDIMENSIONAL FORMLESS ENTITY: You say you are intimidated by these other authors, right?

ME (Quivering): Indeed, devourer of universes.

AZATHOTH, HE WHOSE NAME NONE DARE SPEAK ALOUD: Come on. You are just being modest. You have written some good stuff. Wasn’t one of your books up for an award?

ME (Quaking): Yes, great and uncouth lord! The Nebula. It was for Orphans of Chaos.

AZATHOTH, DAEMON-SULTAN OF THE OUTER ABYSS THAT BUBBLES AND BLASPHEMES AT THE CORE OF TIME: Hey, Chaos! I like that. Was that the book with the naughty schoolgirl spanking scene? Or maybe I am thinking of a John Norman book.

ME (embarrassed): Um. Yes, dread lord. That was the one.

AZATHOTH, ULTRACOSMIC AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE ARCHON OF NONHUMAN MADNESS: So, look. Just snap out of it, OK? These guys are good, but you are not bad. You can write passable and professional work. Right? Besides, you still have your soul, whereas Neil Gaiman sold his to me a while back. So it is all good. There is nothing to worry about.

ME (whimperin): N-nothing? You actually think I can write a good story?

AZATHOTH, ARCHSATANIC OVERLORD OF A BILLION LIFELESS DIMENSIONS OF NAMELESS HORROR: Sure, why not? Set it in your background for you Chaos books or something.

ME (cringing): Dread one, ah! This is a theme anthology. The stories are set in another author’s background.

AZATHOTH, FORMLESS TERROR: Hah, ha! Well, no problemo, just as long as it is not the background of someone like Jack Vance, the best fricking fantasy author in the entire sidereal universe, he whose shoes you are not fit to clean with your tongue, you will be fine, just fine.

ME: Um. Actually. It, ah, is a Jack Vance anthology.

AZATHOTH: Oh.

ME: But your words fill me with confidence. great one! I am sure I can write something that will fit the bill. Ho, ho! Who is afraid of Robert Silverberg?!

AZATHOTH: Ah. Not so fast.

ME: What is it, Supreme One? What word escapes the portcullis of your teeth?

AZATHOTH: Those aren’t teeth. It was just that… uh…. Jack Vance, you say?

ME: Yes, lord.

AZATHOTH: The Jack Vance? Dying Earth Jack Vance? Cugel the Clever, that guy? Lyonesse, The Green Pearl, and so on?

ME: The very same, dread lord.

AZATHOTH: There is not some other guy just happened to be named Jack Vance?

ME: No, sir.

AZATHOTH: You are going to match your, um, let us call them “writing skills” up against the standard of Jack Vance? You are trying to write a Vance-style story? A story which readers will inevitably compare to Jack Vance’s writing?

ME: Yes, Lord.

AZATHOTH: Whoa. That’s….

ME: Have you no words of encouragement, Dread Lord?

AZATHOTH: Hand me the brain spoon. Did you sharpen it?

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Hurrah! I am an Inkling!

Posted June 5, 2008 By John C Wright

Well, no, not exactly, but the Mythopoeic Society is kind enough to to consider my work for an award.

Here is in part the notice I received:

Dear Mr. Wright,

I am very pleased to inform you that your publications, *Chronicles of Chaos: Orphans of Chaos*, *Fugitives of Chaos*, and *Titans of Chaos*, have been selected as finalists for the 2008 Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Adult Literature. The winners of this year’s awards will be announced at the banquet during Mythcon 39, to be held in New Britain, Connecticut, from August 15-18, 2008.

The Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Adult Literature is given to the fantasy novel, multi-volume, or single-author story collection for adults published during the previous year that best exemplifies the spirit of the Inklings.

Hmm. Far be it from me to have reservations about an honor someone might pay me, but modesty forces me to wonder if those books were really in the spirit of the Inklings? I seem to recall an undue amount of paganism, schoolgirl naughtiness, blasphemy, and so on. The only Christian I remember off the top of my head is a man-eating mermaid. On the other hand, Grendel Glum believes in matrimony, and Quentin believes in (and fears) the powers of the saintly relics, and Amelia clearly thinks that there is an innate moral order, a natural law, to the universe, so perhaps some Inkling influences are present after all.

Writers can never really see what their own works look like. We only see the mask from the inside.

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Story Time

Posted June 5, 2008 By John C Wright

An Article by Andre Klavan appearing in City Journal:

I visited a fourth-grade class in a slum school recently. Since I’m a storyteller by trade, the teacher asked me if I’d tell the kids a story. Now I’m a good storyteller and an all-around charming guy, no doubt, but I wasn’t prepared for the degree of fascination I inspired. Rambunctious mischief ceased on the instant and resolved itself into riveted attention and awestruck stares. I was awfully pleased with myself by the time I was done.

“Don’t take it personally,” the teacher told me brusquely. “It’s just that they’ve never seen anyone like you before. A man—obviously tough—who’s not a gangster.”

I don’t know how tough I am—they were fourth-graders; I guess I could’ve taken most of them in a fair fight one-on-one—but that’s not what she was getting at. Her point was that you have to take just one look at me to see what, in fact, I am: an unapologetic, because-I-said-so, head-of-household male. They used to call us “husbands” and “fathers” back in the day. That’s what these kids had never seen.

The teacher told me that she once had to explain to the class why her last name was the same as her father’s. She dusted off the whole ancient ritual of legitimacy for them—marriages, maiden names, and so on. When she was done, there was a short silence. Then one child piped up softly: “Yeah . . . I’ve heard of that.”

I’ve heard of that. It would break a heart of stone.

Here is the whole article:http://www.city-journal.org/2008/18_2_diarist.html

The idea of chivalry, that a man can be tough toward his foes (or, even show military courtesy toward his foes) but will be gentle toward the weak, poor and wretched, is a Christian concept; it is a mystical concept, a concept difficult or impossible to explain to those who analyze all history and human relations as a power struggle between collectives of victim-groups.

The idea of fatherhood is also a concept, a concept that is wild, mythical, mystical, Romantic, that cannot be explained to someone whose gray mental universe contains only victims and exploiters. Their philosophy makes them better able to understand ideas like child abuse and children’s rights.

And again, the idea that children are dependent on Fathers and Mothers, owing them honor, and deserving from them protection and upbringing and love (fatherly love from the father, motherly love from the mother–let those who say the two loves are the same be anathema!)  is an idea that cannot be explained to a generation of selfish and irresponsible spoiled brats raised by the previous generation of irresponsible and selfish spoiled brats.

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