Famous Nonexistant Space Wars
Enough about politics! More about science fiction!
OK, readers: the Lensmen of Civilization have finally located the source of the addictive hallucinogenic messiah-creating geriatric drug known as ‘spice’. No, it is not planet Trenco, as was first thought, but the waterless desert planet Arrakis. The only problem is that it is defended by the Bene Gesserit Witches, the Sardukar Terror-Troops, the Spacer’s Guild and the CHOAM corporation, not to mention the other great houses of the Landsraad. The Lensmen have vowed to wipe out these Zwilnicks. Who wins?
For extra credit, Bene Gesserit Witches are hunting down R2D2 and C3PO, because the rules of the Butlerian Jihad demands that no machine made in the image of the human mind shall be suffered to live. Is it morally permissible for the comedy relief sidekick robots to wake up or rebuild Ultron?
About John C Wright
John C. Wright is a practicing philosopher, a retired attorney, newspaperman, and newspaper editor, and a published author of science fiction. Once a Houyhnhnm, he was expelled from the august ranks of purely rational beings when he fell in love; but retains an honorary title.
