From the Pen of Sean Davis

This could almost be a haiku representing postmodern nonthought on the topic:

 

“Get your politics out of my bedroom!”
“Not a problem. I’m just going to grab my wallet before I leave.”
“The wallet stays, bigot.”

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/statuses/483647455662055426

And also this gem by Sean Davis, brought to our attention by a reader:

 

“Go bake my wedding cake. Then go buy my contraception. And after that stay out of my bedroom and mind your own business you creep, geez.”