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Posted September 21, 2018 By John C Wright

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Conan: The Tower of the Elephant

Posted September 20, 2018 By John C Wright

This is a reprint of a review column published at the Castalia House blog, but which has not previously appeared on my blog. Previous entries are here:

  1. Conan and the Critic
  2. Phoenix on the Sword
  3. The Scarlet Citadel

 

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Conan: The Tower of the Elephant

Come, reader. Let us continue the review and commentary of the Conan stories of Robert E Howard. This episode is Tower Of The Elephant, first appearing in in Weird Tales, March 1933.

 

Conan is young here. The internal chronology of the stories is subject to some guesswork. But it is fair to say that this is the second or third tale in Conan’s career, taking place after Frost Giant’s Daughter (1934). We see him for the first time in what will be his signature costume: “naked except for a loin-cloth and his high-strapped sandals.”

I found, as I often do, that not only is Robert E. Howard a better writer than I was able, as a callow youth, to see he was. He also easily surpasses the modern writers attempting to climb his particular dark mountain. From the high peak, brooding, he glares down at inferior writers mocking him, and, coldly, he laughs.

Particularly when Howard is compared with the modern trash that pretends to be fantasy while deconstructing and destroying everything for which the genre stands, he is right to laugh.

Let us list the ways.

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Lost on the Last Continent, Episode 66, The Treasure House

Posted September 19, 2018 By John C Wright

Lost on the Last Continent, Episode 66, The Treasure House, is now posted.

Episode 66 The Treasure House

In this exciting episode, Colonel Lost discovers the ancient secret on which the power of the sky pirates rests.

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Medievalgate is Comicsgate is Sad Puppies is Gamergate

Posted September 17, 2018 By John C Wright

From the pen of Milo Yiannopoulos, an old boss of mine:

Professor Rachel Fulton Brown doesn’t look like the dangerous woman her critics describe. But she has become used to reading outlandish descriptions of herself since June 2015, when she published a blog post titled “Three Cheers For White Men,” effectively dropping a barrel of gunpowder into a burgeoning internecine war within Medieval Studies. Three years and hundreds of blog posts later, the tenured University of Chicago history professor is being casually referred to as a “fascist” at medievalist conferences, accused of inciting physical violence and rape against her peers, and avoided like a strumpet with bubonic plague. She has even been called out for bad language by Mark Zuckerberg’s sister Donna.

Fulton Brown’s blog post wasn’t, as her critics claim, a veiled defense of white nationalism, or anything like it. She was responding playfully to the “dead white male” trope in academia, gently pointing out that the wicked caucasian dudes of social justice folklore were responsible for, among other things, the development of chivalry, consensual marriage and, to some extent, the success of feminism itself. But her post went down like a cup of cold sick anyway. Dozens, later hundreds, of Fulton Brown’s colleagues declared war on her, incensed by her refusal to back down and apologize — and by the fact that she had blogged approvingly, a number of times, about a rising star in conservative media who was causing eruptions on campuses with his scathing commentary about the finger-wagging campus Left.

Fulton Brown was taken to task for refusing to acknowledge the problematic “whiteness” of her field and her responsibility as a Medieval Studies professor to “do something about it.” But a dozen senior professors interviewed for this story say something very specific and different is happening: an attempt to inject into the study of the Middle Ages the same far-Left identity politicking that has done so much damage to liberal arts departments. In the course of writing this story, I have interviewed scholars, journalists and authors, many of whom privately confided that Medieval Studies needed a Rachel Fulton Brown to draw a line in the sand, because, for the past half-decade, gender warriors and race scholars with axes to grind have been on a mission to change the field irreversibly.

Sympathetic, but hitherto silent, colleagues say the attempt to destroy Fulton Brown is part of a larger invasion into the discipline by activist academics, who see their role as arbiters of moral taste, determined to rid the field of infidels who refuse to bow to social justice. You’ve read stories before about academics at war over free speech with their own institutions. This is different. It’s the story of a professor who has taken on her entire academic field, with no backing whatsoever from the University of Chicago, an institution that prides itself on its commitment to free speech and academic freedom.

 

Read the whole thing here: https://www.dangerous.com/45111/middle-rages/

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The Logic of Illogic Revisited

Posted September 17, 2018 By John C Wright

This is a reprint of a column from 2014. Seeing the ongoing degradation of Star Wars, Star Trek, Ghostbusters, Marvel Comics, Dr Who, and so on, I thought the column might still be topical.

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Why is modern Science Fiction so bad? Why are modern comic books so bad?

Why is modern art so very, very, very bad? One would almost think these things are being made bad on purpose.

And one would be right!

But the answer to the simple question of why SF sucks is a complex answer, leading all the way from the zenith of the universe to the nadir, all the long road from heaven to hell.

Even a cursory inspection of modern art shows that beauty, which is the particular province and goal of the arts, is not merely avoided by modern artists, but despised. They are not producing poorly executed works of repugnant nonsense and blasphemous lumpish, retarded, asymmetrical obscenity by mistake or through indifference. The diametric opposite of beauty, namely, the revolting, the ugly, the aberrant, whatever is foul and vile, whatever causes a visceral sense of disorientation and disgust, that and precisely that is the goal of the Modern.

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The Carter Catastrophe

Posted September 13, 2018 By John C Wright

Hari Seldon, the mathematical genius who invented Psychohistory, has a math question for me:

The Carter Catastrophe argument is that if everyone who ever lived or ever will live were to assume “I’m in neither the first 1% or the last 1% of humans to be born”, 98% of them would ultimately be correct, and the smaller the margin (“I’m not in the first or last 0.1% of humans to be born”), the greater the fraction of humanity for which the statement is true.

An Asimovian galaxy, in which millions of planets are inhabited for tens of thousands of years, would have quintillions of human beings living in it over the aeons, and therefore, we pre-spaceflight humans would be in the first 0.00001% of humans to ever be born.

The argument says that we can safely assume that we are not in that special 0.00001% (or more specifically, that there’s a 99.99999% chance that we’re not), and that therefore, humanity won’t expand out into the galaxy and remain there for tens of thousands of years.

I never liked the argument, or its implication that the grander the sci-fi future, the less likely it is to happen, but have never come up with an actual response to it.

My comment: the argument is not an argument at all, merely a series of three disconnected statements.

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Take That, Pluto Haters!

Posted September 12, 2018 By John C Wright

From Phys.org

New research suggest Pluto should be reclassified as a planet

September 7, 2018, University of Central Florida

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Lost on the Last Continent, Episode 65, Through the Gates of Horn, is now posted.

Episode 65 Through the Gates of Horn

In this exciting episode, Colonel Lost faces cavemen, archers, pterodactyls, outrageous monkeys, and overcomes them, before retreating before a fair maiden’s dream, which no weapon of his can oppose. 

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I updated the Table of Contents. Some old links may now fail, but I will correct any error my beloved readers bring to my attention.

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The Odds of Oddities

Posted September 11, 2018 By John C Wright

Our own Stephen J remarks: “I have to admit I’m always a little wary of arguments from improbability”

My comment: everyone should be. Most such arguments depend on a faulty idea of probability.

In cases where, like tossing a coin, there are a known and finite number of possible outcomes (heads or tails), and the factors leading to the outcome are known but too chaotic to measure (the initial impulse imparted by the thumb, the Brownian motions of the air), there can be many cases inspected, so that a sense of the likelihood of a given outcome can be assessed: having a coin toss land a hundred times in a row is unusual enough that if you came across one hundred coins all laying heads-up in a line, the conclusion that an intelligent designer placed rather than flipped the coins into position is reasonable.

In a case where we have one data point (for example, human life exists on Earth), and there are an unknown number of outcomes (we could have been fish-men or dinosaur-men rather than hairless ape-men), and the factors leading to those outcomes are unknown AND too chaotic to measure, and there are NO other cases to inspect, no statement about likelihood is sound.

Far, far too often, people merely count the number of current outcomes (how many planets have moons, for example) assume all outcomes are controlled by equal factors occurring in equal numbers, and then made unsound statements about likelihood (that life can arise only on small planets with large moons, like Earth; and since the other nine planets in the solar system have tiny moons compared to their mass, or none, the conclusion blindly leaped-to is that Earth is an unlikely case, hence evidence of ‘fine-tuning.’)

Well, to the contrary, if the laws governing planetary formation were known (we have no first hand observations as yet to study) we might know whether or not rocky, inner worlds with large moons are commonplace.

We might discover, once we make contact with the Sevagram, that the case of Mercury and Venus and Mars with small moons or none is so odd that Galactic sightseers will come from all over the Milky Way to marvel at them, puzzled at these unusual moonless orphan worlds, and astonished to find three in one star system.

Of course, all these sightseers will be mile-long wormlike organisms born in the depth of gas giants larger than Jupiter and hotter than Venus, where all known forms of life are born under conditions extremely favorable to abiogenesis. The high pressures and lead-melting temperatures needed for known biological reactions being entirely absent from Earth, our world will be the only known case of life evolving on a small and deathly cold planet with no noticeable atmosphere. The use of liquid water as a fluid medium in the place of the normal semisolid methane gasses with astonish the scientists from these immense, boiling worlds.

They will have been carefully monitoring the frequencies of gravity waves and neutron vibrations that all the other races use to send messages across the void, wondering why Earthmen have never broadcast any. Their scientists speculate that no intelligent race would use radio waves, due to the massive interference both involved in atmospheric conditions of small planets and large, and due to stellar radio output. And so no one involved in the extraterrestrial search for earthly life bothers monitoring radio frequencies for signs of intelligent patterns.

 

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The Odds of Gods

Posted September 11, 2018 By John C Wright

Part of an ongoing conversation. A reader named the New Number Two has taken time off from his relentless questioning of Number Six, to question the idea of spontaneous generation of life from non life. I reprint his remark in toto, without comment:

Second, remember that you are trying to get those 20 left handed amino acids to form into an extremely complex little machine, and to get that machine started up. The problem is that, to do this by random chance, you must not only have those 20 left handed amino acids form in one place at one time, you must do so over and over, it must be a common occurrence, so that the chances for the formation of that complex little machine are increased. It must, in fact, be so common, that really, you should be able to find it still happening today, since this was supposed to happen on Earth, and this is Earth, so the conditions for it must still exist somewhere at least some of the time.

However…it has never been observed, even under a range of carefully controlled laboratory conditions or in nature, and science has shown that it is so rare for even part of that to happen as to be impossible (assuming that 20 left handed amino acids, not aldehydes, can form in one place, ever). This is the real problem, it must happen over and over and overandoverandover for a very long time, yet it is something that it has been shown cannot even happen once (natural laws prevent it), nor has it ever been observed to happen once. In short, it MUST be so extremely common that we would have seen it or recreated it by now.

Now, let us say that the following happens:
20 left handed amino acids of the proper type for life, by some extremely unlikely fluke, somehow form all at one time and in one place, and somehow are knocked together into the exact relationship to each other that they form the first life, and are started up. On the bright side, this only has to happen once for life to appear. So, three impossible things happen before breakfast, what must we then say? That this must have been planned, and that there is a God.

Note that for God to do it, God only needs it to happen ONCE, in the whole universe. If that were true, we would listen and look and find no other evidence of life anywhere else in this universe, which is exactly what we do find.

Now, you might think that the idea, God, is unlikely. However, the idea, life from non-life by random chance, not planned, has been shown to be impossible, so whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Note also that the idea, “God is improbable” is nonsense, one cannot calculate the chances of an extra dimensional being of infinite power and intelligence, we have never even observed this extra dimension, and thus have no idea what is possible there. The only reason people say God is improbable is because God is improbable for the natural laws of this universe, but that assumes that this is the only place there is, by blind faith. The other option is that there is a God, for which there is at least some evidence, people who said that they observed Him, “that which we have seen and heard” and “touched and handled”. So there are two choices, “there is no god”, the evidence for which is zero, and “there is a God”, the evidence for which is greater than zero, including the evidence that, despite it having been proved impossible by random chance, there is life on Earth.

However, we are still searching for intelligent life on Earth.

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Reader Poll! High Road or Low Road?

Posted September 10, 2018 By John C Wright

Dear readers, it is my habit, if a hitherto unknown reader leaves a comment that consists of an insult devoid of content, to return insult for insult in the hopes of amusing my readers and deterring the empty-headed incivility of the barbarians. Nonetheless, I suffer a qualm of conscience when I do so, since ad hominem is illogical, and beneath the dignity of the Houyhnhnm race to which aspire. And it makes Baby Jesus cry.

So, help me decide. One the one hand, I am tired of Conservatives, for reasons of misplaced chivalry, being harassed and libeled by villains and standing mute or answering politely in return. I believe this is the prime cause for the present degeneration of society: using Marquis of Queensbury rules in a knife-fight.

On the other hand, such antics are undignified and crass, and redound no glory to my household. Any fool can call a stranger a fool, after all, and looks a fool when he does it.

Which would amuse and please my readers more? If you humble host takes the lofty high road, or the brawl and broil in the gutter?

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Freestartr No More

Posted September 10, 2018 By John C Wright

This is now the third month that Freestartr has not been able to collect money. While we are tremendously grateful for the support you all pledged there, it does not seem as if they are going to pick up again anytime soon.

Therefore, I am planning to close down my Freestartr account.

If you attempted to support us through Freestartr, I thank you sincerely. If you still wish to continue your support, options currently include:

  • Patreon
  • Paypal
  • Zelle (direct bank to bank service)
  • Check

If anyone has any other suggestions, feel welcome to leave them below.

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Not Tired of Winning Yet XLIX

Posted September 9, 2018 By John C Wright

If you have been following the news this week, you have noticed two stories receiving attention from myriad news outlets about two leftwing goofballs making fools of themselves in public.

Behold the Bold Resistance!

The first is one Senator Booker who, in an act of glorious pretend martyrdom, volunteered to be expelled from the Senate for violating its rules, except in reality he had not violated any rules.

In hopes of embarrassing Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, Sen. Booker released a document concerning the legality and propriety of what the Left calls racial profiling (which sane people call describing what your assailant looked like to the cops, so they can find the guy). However, the gesture was symbolic, since the document neither held any material in any way embarrassing to Mr Kavanaugh, and since the document had been released previously to the public, and therefore did not fall under any Senate rule forbidding anything.

The Daily Caller reports:

Bill Burck, a records representative for the George W. Bush presidential library, said in a statement Thursday afternoon that the documents were cleared last night and that Booker was already told he could use them publicly.

“We cleared the documents last night shortly after Senator Booker’s staff asked us to,” Burck explained. “We were surprised to learn about Senator Booker’s histrionics this morning because we had already told him he could use the documents publicly.”

“In fact, we have said yes to every request made by the Senate Democrats to make documents public,” Burck added.

The second story concerns an opinion editorial appearing in the pages of the New York Times, a former newspaper, allegedly from a White House staffer who claims to be protecting our democracy by doing his all to undermine the results of the last election.

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Protected: The Last Straw 08: Spacehorses and Codebreakers

Posted September 7, 2018 By John C Wright

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