A Comment on the Ever Oncoming Apocalypse

In terms of destroying the world, I am very, very disappointed in Greta Fun-berg and her child-abusing puppeteers, and all the writers and daydreamers feeding nonsense into her medically abnormal brain.

After being told in 1970 that the whole established Earth would be frozen by 1980, and told in 1980 that the world would starve in 1990, then told in 1990 that the world would boil like a poached egg by 2000, then in 2000 by 2010, then in 2010 by 2020, it seems the alarmist have run out of alarms to ring.

When the Aztecs decided the world would end, they had a little more imagination!

  • Ours is the Fifth World, and is destined to be destroyed by vast earthquakes.
  • The Fourth World ended by flood, the sole survivors being a man and wife transformed into fish.
  • The Third World was ended by rains of fire, the sole survivors transformed to birds who flew above the clouds.
  • The Second World was ended by hurricanes, the sole survivors transformed to monkeys who clung to the trees, while the rest of mankind was flung by winds to their doom.
  • The First World, when men were giants, was ended when all were eaten by jaguars, with no survivors.

I beg the Green community to hire new fabulists able to spin more gripping fables! Imagine a million women march, with endless lesbians screaming about the coming apocalypse of jaguars, demanding socialist world-government in order to wipe out all hunting cats!