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The Space Princess Equation Revisited

Posted November 29, 2022 By John C Wright

This material is taken from several prior columns, combined here into one, for the sake of ease of reading. Enjoy. 

HERE are the factors in the so-called Drake Equation, which proports to prove it is statistically improbable for aliens worlds not to be teaming with life:

N = R × f-p × n-e × f-ℓ × f-i × f-c × L .

R = the average rate of star formation per year in our galaxy
f-p = the fraction of those stars that have planets
n-e = the average number of planets that can potentially support life per star that has planets
f-ℓ = the fraction of the above that actually go on to develop life at some point
f-i = the fraction of the above that actually go on to develop intelligent life
f-c = the fraction of civilizations that develop a technology that releases detectable signs of their existence into space
L = the length of time for which such civilizations release detectable signals into space.

And the result, N = is the number of currently active, communicative civilizations in our galaxy.

Unless N = nonsense number.

Study this list with care, and you will see that the Drake ‘equation’ is not good for anything but a good laugh.

The equation is of course nothing of the kind.

It is a laundry list, woefully incomplete, of some of the things Drake idly daydreamed may or may not be necessary for intelligent extraterrestrial civilizations able to release detectable signs in space to exist.

Anyone can make a laundry list of any kind to suit himself.

In fact, let me add additional factors:

n-g = the number of congregations of life forms whose society or civilization requires a form of legal organization we would recognize as a government.
f-m = the fraction of the above governments that are hereditary monarchies.
f-spncss = the fraction of the above monarchs who, due to a recognizably bisexual biology, can and have brought forth daughters.
f-yowsababe! = the fraction of the above daughters who are above average in intelligence, courage and physical good looks by Eurocentric terrestrial standards of beauty, nubile and of mating age, who are either nudists or scantily clad.

We can call this the Space Princess Equation, which defines how likely we are to find an attractive yet nubile Space Princess in space.

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Seasons of Trump

Posted November 17, 2022 By John C Wright

The song stylings of Steven Crowder and Crew for your listening pleasure

 

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The Trashcan of Time

Posted September 22, 2022 By John C Wright

A thought experiment in time travel:

The lid of the time-door drops a payload atop it one second into the past. The receiver is directly beneath, such that any payload in the receiver blocks the trapdoor and it cannot open.

If the lid is not open, the box is empty, so the lids opens.

If the lid is open, the box is blocked, so the lid cannot open.

What does an observer see?

Assume the timeline splits at the moment of the experiment, so that one experimenter places the payload on the trapdoor, but two experimenters in two parallel continua see two different results. What does each one see?

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Coincidence

Posted July 8, 2022 By John C Wright

I came across this video this morning:

Immediately after, I came across this.

Draw your own conclusion.

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Pelosi Should Repent

Posted July 5, 2022 By John C Wright

Reports say Nancy Pelosi, loyal servant of Antichrist, allegedly Christian, who daily drinks the blood of innocent babies to preserve a hideous mockery of life in her decayed flesh, presented herself for communion while visiting the Vatican, and took the holy wafer in her bloodstained teeth, choking it down despite her vomiting peasoup like Linda Blair.

I cannot vouch for the reliability of such reports.

Many, including myself, wondered why Pope Francis permitted the communion to take place, rather than an exorcism, which would have perhaps been more fitting.

Read this at lifesite.news:
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/pope-francis-breaks-silence-on-roe-reversal-insists-priests-must-be-pastoral-to-pro-abortion-politicians/

The article says the Holy Father was asked about distributed communion to pro-abortion politicians, he said, “When the Church loses its pastoral nature, when a bishop loses his pastoral nature, it causes a political problem. That’s all I can say.”

Upon reflection, I must admit, this is wise.

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Tucker Carlson at his Best

Posted June 21, 2022 By John C Wright

Tucker Carlson holds forth on a day that has left so many of us emotionally scarred for life, and trembling for our lives, and the lives of our beloved nation.

I am deeply impressed with the ability of any man to mimic wokespeak talking points so precisely without cracking a smile

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Science Fantasy

Posted May 6, 2022 By John C Wright

We all know the difference between fantasy and science fiction. Fantasy has witches and wizards with magic powers, whereas in science fiction the exact same character doing the exact same thing is called a psychic or psionicist.

Fairy tales have monsters and science fiction has space monsters.

Fairy tales have absurd, unbelievable, impossible things like true love, heroic sacrifice, noble knights, holy hermits, and fair damsels chaste and pure, whereas science fiction has believable and realistic science things like time machines, mind reading, parallel worlds and faster than light drive.

When Gandalf the Gray returns from the dead, this is a miracle arranged by the Valar, the angelic powers of the world; but when Spock returns from the dead this is mumble mumble mind meld something something genesis torpedo something.

So far so good. But what of stories that have both?

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Elon Musk Just Bought Twitter

Posted April 26, 2022 By John C Wright

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Encanto Sleepy Joe

Posted April 22, 2022 By John C Wright

For your musical and political entertainment:


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Spain on Stranger Tides

Posted March 28, 2022 By John C Wright

For your viewing entertainment. ON STRANGER TIDES is a book by Tim Powers, who once had a film of the same name made, where, perhaps by oversight, certain elements of his book were reflected.

I seem to recall the Catholics are often both spooky and totally badass in many of the works of Tim Powers. It gives one pause to ponder.

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I Hate Harry’s Razors

Posted March 22, 2022 By John C Wright

This is perhaps the greatest advertisement for any commercial product I have ever seen.

Sign up at ihateharrys.com

As our own esteemed Brian Niemeier is wont to say: don’t give money to people who hate you.

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Can I can explain my love for old-school Spider-Man by showing, and not telling?

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Wolf and Wolfhound

Posted February 11, 2022 By John C Wright

A tempest in a teapot began to rage in the ever-shrinking fanbase of Marvel comics when the Woke overlords of Marvel announced their intention to emasculate the character of their popular antihero Frank Castle, the Punisher.

This is meant to discourage policemen and soldiers from admiring him, or from displaying his badass long-toothed skull emblem on their gear or garb. Woke Marvel does not want Patriots as patrons.

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Can I play a Lawful Thief?

Posted January 25, 2022 By John C Wright

Player characters in service to Law and Chaos, Good and Evil can be found since the late 1970’s tramping through musty dungeons filled with traps, treasures, and unlikely monsters, often in the same party.

Gary Gygax tossed in ideas from Michael Moorcock and Poul Anderson, and every other fantasy writer of his generation, with no concern as to whether they mixed or matched.

This produced his alignment system, which amuses me, because it produces endless debate among players and moderators as to how the system is to be interpreted and enforced, far in excess of how often alignment actually tends to crop up in games.

It is not just that the terms are vague enough to allow for any degree of barracks-room lawyering whatsoever. Even if the terms were defined, the alignment concept is nonsensical, consisting of two parts which cannot be coordinated.

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Socrates on the Internet

Posted January 9, 2022 By John C Wright

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