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Free Fiction: ON THE PEOPLE’S BUSINESS

Posted July 30, 2009 By John C Wright

A short piece, not really science fiction, that I doubt I can sell. Here it is for your reading entertainment:

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ON THE PEOPLE’S BUSINESS by John C. Wright

I was passing through one of the poorer sections of the country, going toward the capital.

Travel was difficult. There was occasional rail service, and overloaded trains (their roofs overhung dangerously with half-naked children, calm-faced mothers bent beneath drooping bundles) clattered their smoky way through narrow cuts and under stunted bridges—but no buses were running. To go from one tattered train station to another, one walked or hitch-hiked. Despite the recent violence here, people with cars (Europeans, shop owners, or Party Members) nearly always stopped, and nearly always made a detour if you were in need.

A man who owned a laundry drove me all the way to the train station, rushing with mad haste across rutted and potholed roads, chatting and laughing the whole time. In return I paid the overweight guards at the checkpoints their bribes. I gave him my bottle of aspirin for his sick wife: he seemed to think all Europeans were doctors. Despite the desperate poverty of the land, the people seemed cheerful, full of life. To my human eyes, there was nothing to condemn. I spent the first three day in his company. Like someone in a bad sitcom, I was always making oblique comments to the people around me to make sure they could see my traveling companion before I introduced him.

I first noticed the angel across the platform when I went in to buy my ticket. Admittedly, the sight made me nervous. I nonchalantly tried to keep him in view, and I even bought a newspaper so I could hide my face while staring, just like a spy in a bad sitcom. I relaxed a bit when I realized other people could see him, too, but I wondered at their fearlessness.

The angel was traveling incognito, which is to say, he seemed to have flesh and blood and to occupy space and time. He had no wings, or else he kept them folded, and wore no crown of light. I saw him buy a Pepsi form a vendor and drink it. He also went into the men’s room at the station house, I assume for the ordinary reasons.

I pushed myself in front of uncomplaining natives into the waiting line, so that I could look over his shoulder when he bought his ticket. It cost more than I could spare, but we ended up in the same coach.

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Wright’s Writing Corner

Posted July 29, 2009 By John C Wright

Another entry in the ever-popular weekly column of writing advice over at the Visions of Arhyelon website: http://arhyalon.livejournal.com/Please visit and leave a comment.

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Prospero Lost wins star from Publisher’s Weekly

Posted July 29, 2009 By John C Wright
The beautiful and talented Mrs. John Wright (I allow her to write under her maiden name, provided she uses the typewriter in the kitchen, and she is barefoot and pregnant while she writes) has just gotten a starred review from Publisher’s Weekly.

For those of you who are not starving and aspiring writers, Publisher’s Weekly is prestigous–the kind of thing Librarian read when decided what books to order for a library–and a starred review is awarded only to books of particular merit. I give the review here in full

*Prospero Lost L. Jagi Lamplighter. Tor, $24.95 (320p) ISBN 978-0-7653-1929-6

Lamplighter’s powerful debut draws inspiration from Shakespeare and world mythology, infused with humor and pure imagination. Four centuries after the events of The Tempest, Prospero’s daughter Miranda runs Prospero Inc., a company with immense influence in the supernatural world. When she discovers a mysterious warning from her father, who has gone missing, Miranda sets forth accompanied by Mab, an Aerie Spirit manifested as a hard-boiled PI, to warn her far-flung, enigmatic siblings that the mysterious Shadowed Ones plan to steal their staffs of power. Every encounter brings new questions, new problems and a greater sense of what’s at stake. Featuring glimpses into a rich and wondrous world of the unseen, this is no ordinary urban fantasy, but a treasure trove of nifty ideas and intriguing revelations. A cliffhanger ending will leave readers panting for sequels. (Sept.)

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We Are All Terri Schiavo, and O-care is Our Husband

Posted July 28, 2009 By John C Wright

Do you remember the provisions of the Health Care Reform Bill presently before Congress? No? You have not read it? Well, neither have your representatives.

I have heard it contains a provision that when a patient is nearing the end of his life, a government-appointed doctor can write his living will for him, and make his end-of-life decisions, especially if prolonging his life will cost the government more money than human life is worth, roughly 20,000 dollars per six months of life.

I cannot quote the specific section of the bill, because the provisions seem not to have been released for public comment.

Those of you who recall Mr. Obama’s public promise to have bills posted on the Internet for five days of public comment, or who recall his remarks in 2004 criticizing the Bush Administration for rushing bills through Congress without allowing debate or discussion, will note the failure of the promise, and the double-standard of the criticism.

Health care reform, the way the bill currently reads, means Big Brother will decide when Grammy must die, not her, not you, not her doctor.

I am glad the current administration are science fiction fans: apparently they liked Nineteen Eighty-Four, Brave New World, Soylent Green, Atlas Shrugged, and Logan’s Run, and decided to implement similar policies.

Write your Congressman.

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Boys and Girls, Women and Men

Posted July 28, 2009 By John C Wright

I read three interesting articles about raising children in an unisex culture. Allow me to quote the whole thing at length.

The articles speak for themselves. By way of comment I will only post a link to a website telling grown-up boys how to practice the fine and lost art of manliness :

http://artofmanliness.com/ — the website promises to tell boy-men how to man up, including such accomplishments as how to wear a hat and how to find a barber.

The website (I draw my readers attention especially to an article on adventure books: http://artofmanliness.com/2009/06/02/the-essential-man%E2%80%99s-library-adventure-edition-part-one-fiction/ — I notice the prominent edition of Stephenson’s TREASURE ISLAND illustrated by N.C. Wyeth, which yours truly just finished last month reading to his boys.)

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Reviewer scorn for Choosers of the Slain

Posted July 23, 2009 By John C Wright

A review of CLOCKWORK PHOENIX singles out yours truly for contempt. The cause of the reviewer’s discontent are self-explanatory.

There’s always one story in an anthology that just makes me want to put the book down, at best, and the WTF award for this book goes to "Choosers of the Slain" by John C. Wright, boring old-style sff’s great white hope: blah blah blah manly warriors blushing Valkyrie time traveling maiden I don’t care. I’m honestly not sure what about this story is supposed to fit under either parts of the ‘beauty and strangeness’ rubric, since nothing in it is beautiful except the obligatory girl who beseeches the manly warrior out of his destined heroic role, and it’s not strange at all, just another boring valorization of patriarchy. It’s no surprise that Wright’s been chosen to carry on A.E. van Vogt’s work (leaving aside the question of why anyone would want more of that work, but I think I know the answer), but let me just say, if there were a Museum at the End of Time, I should hope that instead of Homer they’d save Sappho, or instead of stupid misogynistic slave-happy Aristotle the Museum staff would save Hypatia in the instant before her stoning. I’d rather read one line of her lost philosophy, or of Sappho’s vanished poems than the second book of Aristotle’s Poetics or more epics by Homer, but of course my point would be lost on Wright, who’s very much into Great (White) Men. Blech.
 

http://starlady38.livejournal.com/263720.html

Being a classically trained scholar myself, I cannot withhold the observation that neither Sappho nor Hypatia (note the correct spelling) were abolitionists nor feminists nor egalitarians. If either of them voiced opposition or objection to their privileged positions in the slave-holding Hellenic or Roman aristocracy, no record of it survives. In other words, they were as misogynistic and slave-happy as Aristotle and Homer. Since Hypatia was a scholar and a teacher, no doubt Aristotle and Homer were her texts.

One small correction: Hypatia was not stoned–she was flayed alive by sharpened clamshells by Christian rioters during a grotesque power struggle between Orestes the Prefect of Alexandria and Cyril the Patriarch.

By all accounts, Hypatia embodied the classical (i.e. Aristotelian) virtues of reason, chastity, modesty and moderation, and she taught Neoplatonism. She is known to have written a commentary on the Conics of Apollonius.

While anyone’s speculations as to what motivates the Time Wardens of Metachronopolis are as good as mine, I venture to say that if the Museum of Man at the End of Time wished to preserve neoplatonism, they would perhaps pick Plotinus, author of the Enneads, rather than a mere instructor in Plotinus, or pick Apollonius over someone who commented on Apollonius. Unless, of course, they pick by gender quota.

Need I mention that Sappho, even though she was a woman, wrote poetry from the point of view of a man, that is, love poems with woman as the love-object? Rather than being a sign of nonconformity in sexual orientation, this is a sign of rigid adherence to tradition. Sappho wrote as a poet because there were no poetesses in those days, no such thing as love poems directed at men. That had to wait for Christendom.

In this case, I wrote a humble story with an interesting variation on an old Norse myth about the Valkyrie who gather slain heroes to Valhalla. This is a case where the Valkyrie had a bit of a crush, one might call it hero-worship, on the hero; but, ironically, the hero resisted the temptation to be gathered up into the pleasures of Valhalla. Because of the choice of my theme, the main character had to be a hero, and a warrior-hero at that. This offended a reader I had been hoping to entertain.

Not to spoil the surprise ending, but he dies a particularly pointless death, so I am not sure in what way this supports the Patriarchy (unless this is an obscure reference to the politics of the Kzinti of 61 Ursae Majoris? No? I thought not).

The review makes no mention of the merit of the story, the craft or clumsiness of the telling, the cleverness or dullness of the premise, et cetera. The reviewer is indignant that I wrote a story about a hero and a girl who loves him.

She is right that the story is nothing special. I thought it was creepy in a Twilight-Zone way, but not so very original (retellings of old myths are not meant to be), so her boredom, I sadly admit,  is justified.

So what is the source of the indignation? Ah. To answer that, you will have to look at the indignation, and not at the story.

Is the point lost on me? No, I fear it is crystal clear. I never understand why those who uphold bumpersticker dogmas as conformist, sheeplike, and simplistic as "Four legs Good! Two legs ba-aa-ad!" opine their thoughts are somehow too high flown or deeply spiritual for the rest of us working Joes. (In my case, a working Joe with a classical education and a doctorate in law.) I wrote a story where the hero had two legs. But two legs bad! Aristotle male. Male bad!

Got it. Point taken.

An interviewer once asked me if my Christianity or my political philosophy would offend readers, by which he meant readers to the Left of Center. I answered that since such readers get offended at plain, ordinary and decent things like heroism, romance and marriage, I have no need to expend effort to offend them with more abstract or topical questions.

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Traces of Memory

Posted July 23, 2009 By John C Wright

A new study suggests that short-term memory may be present in fetuses at 30 weeks of age.

http://news.aol.com/article/fetus-memory/579768

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Animal Standing

Posted July 22, 2009 By John C Wright

I heard today on the radio that certain activists are pressuring judges and legislatures to give animals the right to sue humans in a court of law.

Legitimate law schools, as Yale and Harvard, already have classes and seminars instructing advocates, who apparently mean to volunteer to represent the beasts much as a court-appointed attorney represents children or madmen or other incompetents, how to represent their bestial clients. Hence, in the near future, if a do-gooder sees you spanking your dog for peeing on the carpet, appoint himself the dog’s attorney, extort your fortune, and use the money to continue spreading his particular brand of do-gooding.

Has anyone heard anything else about this? If I did not live in a world of malignant lunatics, I would dismiss the story as incredible, but, as I do, I cannot.

It soothes them, you see, these modern thinkers, to abolish distinctions. Since all they dream about is getting mothers to kill their children in the womb–black children, mostly, but any color will do–since all they dream about the way you or I dream of true love, or heroic deeds, happy families or a productive life is child-murder, they must of course pretend children in the womb are not human. So it likewise soothes them to pretend that beasts are human, or as good as: as long as the line is blurred, the better modern philosophy likes it.

Ancient philosophy was the seeking after truth using reason to investigate man and nature and reality: modern philosophy is a combination of a con game and a psychological maneuver meant to silence reason, flee reality, and destroy man. The tens of millions dead at the hands of Marxism, that quintessential modern philosophy, bear mute witness to the serious destructive power of modern thinking–or, rather, the modern attempts to elude thought at all costs.

A legal fiction to define beasts to be men and men to be beasts seems a minor thing, considering the intellectual heritage of the Twentieth Century.

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Wright’s Writing Corner

Posted July 22, 2009 By John C Wright

The adorable and talented Mrs. John Wright, who writes under the penname (and maiden name) L. Jagi Lamplighter, acceding gracefully to popular demand, has posted the second of her ongoing series on the art and science of writing.

Without further ado, here is the link. http://arhyalon.livejournal.com/73480.html Leave any polite comments fulsome with praise there on her blog, and leave any negative and/or argumentative comments here on my blog, so I can delete them without reading them, or answer them with condescending sneers, howsoever it seems to me best.

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But now for something REALLY IMPORTANT

Posted July 21, 2009 By John C Wright

Important to me, that is.

Here’s a new review of SONGS OF THE DYING EARTH, from the widely-read fantasy blog The Wertzone:

http://thewertzone.blogspot.com/

Guyal the Curator’ by John C. Wright sees Manxolio Quinc, Chief Invigilator of Old Romarth, investigating the arrival of a stranger in the city suffering from amnesia. Their investigation of his origins sees them running afoul of the ill-tempered titan Magnatz. This another successful story, with a startling ending. The only problem with this tale is that the Dying Earth seems to have unexpectedly re-acquired its Moon (which, as previous stories had established, had wandered out of Earth’s orbit millions of years earlier).

Unfortunately, the editor rejected my novella, THE STARTLING AND UNEXPECTEDLY LACHRYMOSE YET DECIDEDLY INERRANT TALE OF THE RETURN OF THE ANTIQUE MOON, where I explained in clear yet excruciating detail how Morreion led John Koenig and the team of Moonbase Alpha away from the stars in Argo Navis, and guided the long-lost yet ghost-infected satellite of Earth back to her proper orbit: Cugel the Clever, attempting to pocket the Sublime Lunar Influent which directed that haunted orb’s astral wayfaring, unfortunately rises a tidal wave across Ampridatvir, swallowing that ancient yet luxurious metropolis in cataclysm: cataphracts, damsels, mages and magnates, and their many generations of quarrelsome but magnificently-plumed racing birds are expunged in an instant of horror, and the Nine Glass Towers of Phandaal, with all their otherworldly treasures, lost. Cugel, affecting an air of nonchalance, wears the Sublime Lunar Influent as a hat-ornament, and so escapes the alert gaze of avenging Epopts lining the roads toward Xzan. Their curiosity is not provoked even when a mischievous pelgrane attempts to snatch the hat from his head, but expires in jerking convulsions. He sells the infinitely potent periapt at a fair, but his proceeds are expropriated from him by the cunning of a comely tavern wench, who is actually the Witch Desmei.

Naturally, I did not have room for all this in my other story, so it is hoped the reader will simply make allowances. There is no reason to question this explanation, which glitters with a patina of verisimilitude!

Surely we cannot expect that both the world-famous author and the penetrating intellect of the preceptor and editor of this magnificent volume would make a glaring continuity error! The concept is nugatory, and I dismiss it with a saturnine laugh!

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Steven Crowder On Obamacare

Posted July 21, 2009 By John C Wright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac0iNXiwuEE
Related to a topic recently discussed in this space. Naturally, those of you who dismiss anything said by a conservative because and only because he is a conservative, have a method for defecting incoming information.

(A friend of mine once used the argument that National Rifle Association could not be trusted to gather information on gun use and abuse statistics, on the grounds that they were the National Rifle Association. When I asked her to cite come error they had published, she seemed puzzled. The idea that you judge a person’s credibility by his record, rather than by his stance, was alien to her.)

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Message From George RR Martin

Posted July 20, 2009 By John C Wright

You see, I do know real science fiction authors, so there! Not only has Harlan Elison insulted me once at a Nebula Awards banquet, but I once wrote an email to John Scalzi! Yes, THE John Scalzi! And he answered!

And Charles Stross once called me an idiot! And Emerald City’s Cheryl Morgan called me an idiot! And I have had comments in my comments boxes from John Crowley when I misunderstood one of his books and shot my mouth off, and he woulda called me an idiot, excepting he is too classy! So ya see! YA SEE! So I know some real live science fiction authors! Has a real live science fiction author ever called YOU an idiot? No, of course not, because you are not wonderiffic superfamous like me!

And once at a science fiction convention, I actually talked to a real live girl!

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Harry Potter and the Ragpicker’s Wagon

Posted July 20, 2009 By John C Wright

(If this piece sounds the same as a similar piece I wrote five years ago regarding PRISONER OF AZKHABAN, that is because my complaint is the same, and there is little need to add to nor subtract from it.)

The most recent Harry Potter movie, HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE might be a good movie or might be a poor one. I could not tell, because I could not take my eyes off the horror that was the costuming.

More hideous than the Dementors, some Hollywood hophead made the decision to dress the English schoolchildren, not in their handsome uniforms, but in scuffed-looking slovenly rags, perhaps suitable for drudges and slatterns. There were one or two scenes where the uniforms were worn, but in both cases, shirt tails were left out, neckties hanging loose, and a general atmosphere of ugliness settled over the scene.

The beautiful Hermione Grangier was forced to most of the film in some hideous get-up that looked like she just fell off a rag-picker’s wagon. When the undead hordes of drowned corpses appear in the final scene naked, they are better dressed.

You may be wondering how a viewer could notice or care about so small a thing as the dress of the characters, when so much attention had been lavished by the director on the plot, the drama, the lighting, the sets, the special effects. The sets were simply breathtakingly moody, atmospheric, and Gothic. Hogwarts castle never looked better. Perhaps no one else in the audience will notice or care. But for me, the decision to have the children look like scruffy castaways was as distracting as if the director had told them to pick their nose in every scene. I do not care if you are Lawrence Olivier reciting Hamlet: if you have your finger up your nostril, no one will notice your diction and comportment. So it was in this film.

Poor, poor Hermione. She has grown from a pretty child into an attractive young lady. She would have looked so good if she had been allowed to wear something presentable. There was one short scene where she was at a party, and was allowed to look pretty, and when in uniform, she looked neatly turned out. Otherwise, ugh.

No words of mine can convey how bad it looked. Maybe next film the costume department will have the children wear swim fins, shave their heads in patches, get a few tattoos and lip studs, give Harry a nipple ring, and and grow their armpit hairs to a length of two feet. No doubt that will make the American audiences swoon with admiration. Too bad this should have been a film about the characters invented by J.K. Rowling, the English school kids we loyal readers fell in love with.

You see, some of us actually like fantasy stories. We want and expect wizards and witches and fantastical beings to look out of the ordinary. This book takes place in the Halloween World where the things in our fairy stories come true: but who dresses up for Halloween in the same thing he wears every day to work or school, or, in this case, while panhandling?

If you want to dress Harry in rags to show that he is a penniless boy who sleeps in a closet, go ahead (even though, in the book, he has a pile of gold coins). If you want dress the Weasley children the way poor children from two hundred years ago dressed to show their poverty, fine by me–provided its looks like something from the Wizarding world, which is clearly Dickensian in its garb. But Hermione is the daughter of a dentist, and she is from our world. Why should she dress like a slum dog? The film makers showed Draco Malfoy in his civilian clothes from time to time: he wore a white shirt and dark pants. He looked like a normal person. One could watch this film twenty years from now, or forty, and his costume will not be outdated.

I suppose the rest of the film was OK. I cannot really remember. I was too busy fighting the urge to dig my eyes out of their sockets with my thumbnails.

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Entry books!

Posted July 18, 2009 By John C Wright

A reader asks: “what of your books would be the best entry point into your writing, especially for a reader who enjoys reading your philosophizing here? (You have probably answered this question before, and I, of course, missed it)”

My answer is, first, that no one ever asked me before, and second, of my books, I think you should read the really good ones before the merely good ones. To be specific:

WORLD OF NULL-A by A.E. van Vogt
LAST AND FIRST MEN by Olaf Stapledon
HARVEST OF STARS by Poul Anderson
ATLAS SHRUGGED by Ayn Rand
‘The Last Castle’ by Jack Vance

THE NIGHT LANDS by William Hope Hodgson
DREAM QUEST OF UNKNOWN KADATH by H.P. Lovecraft
LAST DEFENDER OF CAMELOT by Roger Zelazny
THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH b C.S. Lewis
THE SHADOW’S SHADOW by Maxwell Grant

THE SHADOW OF THE TORTURER by Gene Wolfe
THE SILKIE by A.E. van Vogt
A WIZARD OF EARTHSEA by Ursula K Le Guin
FLATLAND by A Square
A VOYAGE TO ARCTURUS by David Lindsany
EMPHYRIO by Jack Vance
NINE PRINCES IN AMBER by Roger Zelazny
ODYSSEY by Homer

WORLD OF NULL-A by A.E. van Vogt
WEAPON-SHOPS OF ISHER by A.E. van Vogt
STARMAKER by Olaf Stapledon

Now, no doubt by now you have noticed that none of these books were written by me, so it makes absolutely no sense why I should answer your question by recommending them.

I recommend them for two reasons: first, I cannot without a blush recommend my books before books I like better than my own, and second, because these actually are the entry point books for my writing.

Here is what I mean:

WORLD OF NULL-A concerns an amnesiac superman hunted by mysterious enemies. LAST AND FIRST MEN is a speculation into the far future set in a socialist background. ATLAS SHRUGGED portrays the rise of a capitalist utopia. HARVEST OF STARS speculates about the rise of inhuman and inhumane machine intelligences.

I stole these ideas and combined them into my trilogy THE GOLDEN AGE, which concerns an amnesiac superman in the far future in a capitalist utopia, run by humane and human machine intelligences. The language and diction I took from Jack Vance.

Again, my story LAST GUARDIAN OF EVERNESS was, like THE NIGHT LANDS, about mere mortals besieged by a malign, immortal and immortally patient enemy; like DREAM QUEST OF UNKNOWN KADATH took place in Dreamland; like LAST DEFENDER OF CAMELOT stars an evil Merlin and modern Round Tables; like THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH portrays a modern Pendragon facing a faceless government tyranny; and I am sure there is some element I stole from Maxwell Grant, but I cannot put my finger on it at the moment.

SHADOW OF THE TORTURER has many surpassing virtues, but the one most striking to me, as well as the most amusing, was seeing the author describe supertechnology as magic, or magic as supertechnology, depending on the limited understanding of the viewpoint character. I took this idea and expanded it in ORPHANS OF CHAOS, where each of five or six different mutually exclusive paradigms explains (each to a particular character) the unknown he encounters. The characters from ORPHANS came from mutually exclusive backgrounds: Victor is a van Vogtian Silkie, or near enough; Quentin is a Rokean Mage (with a touch of Goetia thrown in for realism); Amelia is a being from a higher dimension, like a sphere visiting Flatland, with the sense impressions enjoyed by the men of Tormance circling the double star Arcturus. Like Emphyrio, the orphans are raised in a false system, and seek for the truth; like VOYAGE TO ARCTURUS, the world is a massive deception. The Orphans are amnesiacs, like Carl Corey in the opening pages of NINE PRINCES IN AMBER, and, as in Amber, quarreling and Olympian princes from a sacred mountain battle against the Chaos older than time. Nausicaa is taken from some famous book or other.

My book NULL-A CONTINUUM is the authorized sequel to WORLD OF NULL-A by A.E. van Vogt. I suppose this is the only book where I did not steal any ideas, because the ideas were freely given with the blessings and permission of the estate. But just to keep my pickpocketing skills alive, I took ideas from other Van Vogt books, (No-men and callidetic talent come from ISHER; Nexialism comes from VOYAGE OF THE SPACE BEAGLE; the ‘Violent Man’ syndrome comes from THE VIOLENT MAN) and I tried to embrace a sense of the depths of time and the scope of the cosmos such as one gets in the majestic STARMAKER.

I cannot guarantee that if you like these books, you will like my more humble offerings, but I can suspect that if you dislike books like this, you may well dislike mine as well.

To my regret, my philosophy sneaks into every novel I write, with the sole exception of the Van Vogt sequel, where I was careful to sneak in Van Vogt’s philosophy.

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The Best Samurai Vampire story of the Year!

Posted July 17, 2009 By John C Wright

I made a remark about writing a Samurai Vampire story when I was listing my advice to new writers. Here is the link:

http://arhyalon.livejournal.com/72302.html

Once reader comments about the story title Lightning Swords of the Nosferatu of Kyoto:

"Vampires AND Japanese sword fighting in one story? That simply CANNOT FAIL."

Is it true that it cannot fail? How can we mere mortals tell which stories use their mighty powers for good or for awesome?

Fortunately, we have a sure-fire method of detecting awesomeness! Let us consult the periodic table of AWESOMENTS!

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