Archive for May, 2014

Mars Need Women

Posted May 30, 2014 By John C Wright

A continuation of a recent column:

When asked if there was an independent and objective ground for moral judgments, such as, for example, a condemnation of abducting another man’s wife, comments returned three types of replies, of which these below are typical.

The first:

There are many [objective grounds] aren’t there? The need for order. Help me overcome my despair for them. I might reward them. The reasoning I might roll out is endlessly diverse.

This and answers like it assumes the value of moral behavior without saying whence that value comes. It is merely not answering the question.

The second:

Morality is just our introspection of the goal-seeking behavior of the brain. We label paths toward a goal as “good” and paths away from a goal as “bad”. The state space for life is much, much greater than that of chess or Go, so we have to use heuristics to guide our choices. Evolutionary biology shows that nature has used the problem of the iterated prisoner’s dilemma in game theory to shape our brains. We have a “common objective morality” because our brains are similar.

Or, more verbosely:

Morality is an inherent and emergent property of the universe in the same way that gravity is; theoretically equally mathematically modelable and predictable, based on long-term benefit relationships of the sort analyzed (on a very basic level) in the Prisoner’s Dilemma – relationships whose nature and outcomes are as inextricable from the overall structure of this universe as any merely physical interaction. When you feel something is “just wrong”, it’s because it’s written into your DNA to react that way because timeless experience has shown that whatever-it-is should be reacted to in that manner because if you don’t have that reaction it will be the worse for you and those like you over time, in the same way that fear of heights is not really irrational.

This and answers like it assumes that identifying an instinct or genetic compulsion to perform a behavior is the same as saying the behavior is valuable, without saying whence that value comes. It is speaking on an irrelevant topic, the historical cause of the desire for morality, without addressing the question of the formal or final cause of morality, that is, without saying why morality is objective, or what morality is for. It ignores the question while pretending to answer it.

It is also scientific gibberish. When some scientists isolates the ‘evil’ gene, then is the time to assert that moral judgments and legal reasoning principles are somehow ‘written’ into our DNA.

Until then, one might as well say your moral judgments are due to the influence of Jupiter ascending in Libra at the hour of your birth. If you are going to believe in magic, at least have the dignity to bow to stars and shining planets rather than bow to sperm.

And, far less reasonable, the third:

“My aversion to kidnapping women is simply a brute fact about who and how I am. I don’t like people who kidnap women; I would enjoy doing violence to them.”

This and answers like it takes morality as a given, and ignores the question with a show of grand disdain, as if a lack of curiosity about these paramount issues was praiseworthy rather than shameful.

Now, my argument, for those who care to understand what is actually being said, is that atheists can give no coherent reason to support a belief in an objective moral order to the universe, a law binding on all rational beings.

Let us use a simple example. A Martian from the movie MARS NEEDS WOMEN kidnaps the lovely Yvonne Craig.

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Prayer Request

Posted May 30, 2014 By John C Wright

From my dearest friend:

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I have a simple and odd request. A friend of mine e-mailed me with an
insight to pray for the Church which is, as always, under attack. Let us
all take time to pray for the Church and remember how much we love God.

Holy Spirit, abide with us.

 

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The Guenevere Ratio

Posted May 29, 2014 By John C Wright

Concerning my column at EveryJoe, which holds that atheists, while being personally moral or not as their nature and consciences direct, are unable to account for the universality of the moral code, a reader with counterfeit name of False Keraptis asked the following:

I’m both an atheist and a believer in objective morality. How is this possible? Well, I’d say objective mortality comes from two sources: reason and instinct.

First, reason: by thinking logically and rigorously, we can determine the optimal way for rational agents to interact with each other. Game theory, and especially the iterated prisoner’s dilemma, are the best and most promising efforts I’ve seen in this area, and while they’re valuable and inspiring, I admit, they’re woefully incomplete. However, it’s not unreasonable to think that there exists a larger body of objective morality that we haven’t yet discovered or described, but which we intuitively grasp, just as someone ignorant of Euclid’s methods might still have good spatial intuition.

Secondly, even though we have not fully described or discovered objective morality, the laboratory of evolution has given us instinctual insight into it through millennia of trial and error. If there does exist an optimal way for humans to interact with each other, and there seems to, then generation upon generation of life in social groups will have equipped us with a sense of morality that at least approximates it.

Now, one might object that I haven’t explained morality, but rather some vague idea of optimal behavior to maximize an equally vague combination self-interest and the group’s interest. I would say that’s exactly what morality is. All humans feel and respect the same moral rules because we have the same instincts, honed to make us follow a standard of behavior that gave our ancestors success. Further, because natural selection is patient and powerful, I would argue that these instincts come ever closer to the objectively optimal way for us to interact with one another.

My comment: I was also an atheist and a believer in objective morality when I was an atheist. My argument was very similar to yours. I would raise three questions:

First, is morality universal? By ‘universal’ I mean that there is a moral code whose imperatives, maxims, or commands have authority over all rational beings, everywhere and at all times (leaving aside for the moment whether there are times when one imperative overrules another). Because my argument is not that there are not moral atheists; nor do I argue that atheists are not prudent nor law abiding. My argument is that if there is a universal morality, atheists cannot account for it.

I would argue that a moral rule is not a moral rule if it is not universal, for the same reason that a rule of logic (such as ‘A is A’) is not a rule of logic if it is not universal. If we can find a time or a place where ‘A is A’ is not true and not valid, then it is not a rule properly so called: it is nothing more than a convenient convention, a custom, or a habit of thought that is sometimes true and sometimes not. It is a rule of grammar.

Second, if one source of morality is the game theory of optimizing behavior, then what authority does optimal behavior have over my conscience? If moral rules are merely my selfish desires seeking an optimally efficient method of satisfaction, then what motive, aside from a selfish one, prompts me to be concerned with the good of the group? If moral rules are merely my selfish desires seeking an optimally efficient method of satisfaction, then under what circumstances would I commit an act of self sacrifice for preserving my wife, children, city, nation, cause or church? Are we defining ‘morality’ such that self sacrifice is never permitted, never compelled?

Third, if the other source of morality is instinct brought about by trial and error, then what authority can possibility forbid me from making the error? Making the error is a beneficial part of the process of discovery. If our moral code is an approximation based on generally successful strategies, how do I know whether my particular tactical decision here and now falls within the approximation?

Let me use an example of a particular tactical decision: If I am in a war, generally one should not outrun one’s own supply lines; and yet if I am in the position to outflank the Maginot Line, rushing forward beyond my supply lines may be the wise course in this one instance even if it is not generally prudent. And even if it does not fall within this approximation, what authority does this blindly evolved approximation have over me?

What, if any, reason aside from a prudential regard for my own self interest imposes a duty that should I conform my behavior to this standard? You seem to be describing the mere opposite of duty.

You seem to be making the claim that this particular moral lapse is not likely to conduce to my long term pleasure and happiness. But what authority does long term pleasure and happiness have over me? Why is the authority of short term happiness not as great or, because the future is uncertain and man is mortal, greater?

Allow me to explain why I am asking about authority. Let us take a real-make believe case to make this point clear:

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My latest is up at Every Joe:

http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/05/28/politics/why-christianity-is-more-logical-than-atheism/

I was taught my whole life that the Christian Church was a bastion of unreason, not just a nursery where men believed in superstitions as rank as a belief in Santa Claus, but also a lunatic asylum where men believed three equaled one and dead men could live again. Hence, no surprise was greater to me than to discover that not only was the Church not illogical, but that atheism had a weaker claim to logic and reason than she did.

I am not here claiming the atheist model is illogical. Rather, I claim that the Christian story of the universe is a better story than any atheist story. More to the point, I claim it is also a better model than any atheist model, in that it explains more with more parsimony of assumption.

There are many brands of atheism, but they all have some points in common. First, one common point is that none have a rational explanation of the objectivity of moral rules.

Not all cultures agree on what priority to place on various moral rules, but one thing that is so obvious about moral rules is that they are objective. When guilt pricks us, it does not say we betray a matter of taste or opinion; the feeling of guilt is the feeling of having offended a law. When injustice rankles, we do not accuse those who trespass against us of having breached a matter of taste or opinion; we refer to a standard we expect the other to know and acknowledge. We cannot help it.

In all human experience, everything is open to doubt but this. No man with a working conscience can escape the knowledge. It is the one thing we cannot not know. And yet atheists are at a loss to explain it.

I do not call atheists immoral, but I note they cannot give a rational reason to account for morality.

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Not a Penny for Tribute

Posted May 28, 2014 By John C Wright

Part of an ongoing conversation. A reader with the draconian name of Takashi Kurita has some comments in the form of questions about the call to prayer and fasting I wrote here: http://www.scifiwright.com/2014/05/wiscon-38-guest-of-honor-speech/

Hmm. So, how is this an example of why you quit the SWFA, again? Everything shown here is about Mr. Beale and how he was (rightly) ejected from the organization for using it’s official publication channels improperly.

Nothing you talked about in this post has anything to do with you. I also recall no “apoplectic rage” from any Sci-Fi authors that I follow, regarding your leaving the organization. I’m venture to say that hardly anyone even noticed that you quit.

Are you saying that the entire reason for your leaving was on behalf of him? You left in protest, in other words? Since you didn’t even participate in the organization anyway, it’s not much of a protest at all.

 

Just on the slim chance that your questions are honestly meant rather than rhetorical, allow me to answer them:

1. This speech is a prime example of unprofessional public demeanor, because it subordinates the craft of writing to the political crusade of political correctness; and under Mr Scalzi’s leadership such unprofessionalism was encouraged rather than discouraged.

The undisguised bigotry and hatred in this speech is shocking; the vulgarity is merely icing on the cowpaddy.

I am not claiming SFWA wrote this speech or endorsed it. I am claiming this is an example of the philosophy of political correctness, which is a philosophy of breathtakingly shameless antichristian antimale anticaucasian zealotry, which now animates enough of the science fiction community to have infected SFWA, which has both unofficially and officially endorsed it.

At that point, they are no longer an organization which serves the purposes, primarily professional, for which I joined and for whose sake I paid dues.

2. Your comment that this speech somehow serves as evidence that the expulsion of Mr. Beale was rightly done is gratuitous. In logic, a gratuitous assertion can be gratuitously denied. Your comment is also irrelevant.

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WisCon 38 Guest of Honor Speech

Posted May 27, 2014 By John C Wright

No one has expressed any confusion over the reasons for my resigning my membership in SFWA. One or two writers who place political correctness above writing (or, for that matter, above honesty and humanity and reality) expressed apoplectic rage, for reasons which are clear enough to need no close inquiry, and shameful enough to make such an inquiry distasteful, but no one expressed confusion.

Just in case confusion exists, albeit unexpressed, here follows one more exhibit in the case. I have edited some swearwords, despite the author’s thoughtful yet absurd trigger warning.

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On Imperfect Knowledge

Posted May 27, 2014 By John C Wright

This is a column published in this space two years ago, reprinted at the request of a reader who wanted to see it again.

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Sean M. Brooks writes and asks:

In debates or discussions with other online friends, I’ve been told that “opinions” cannot be wrong, false, mistaken, erroneous, etc. My reaction was to argue this did not make sense. It could be my opinion that 2 + 2 = 5 or that Hitler was a noble, wise, saintly, and holy man. Are these “opinions” truly not wrong or false?

One person did concede an opinion can be factually wrong while still arguing opinions cannot be wrong. This did not make sense to me–and I rejected it as self contradictory.

If this interests you, do you have any comments to make? Am I wrong to say opinions can be erroneous or false? Am I missing something?

The short answer is that you are right and they are wrong, because if no opinions can be false or mistaken, then my opinion that some or all opinions can be false and mistaken cannot be false nor mistaken.

The long answer is more subtle: it depends on the meaning of the word “opinion”.

The longest and best answer requires a few paragraphs on the nature of human knowledge, and requires we draw some distinctions.
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Amazing What You Can Find on the Internet

Posted May 27, 2014 By John C Wright

Here is a 1982 radio play version of Robert Heinlein’s 1941 yarn ‘By His Bootstraps’ which may be the definitive time paradox story of all time:

http://www.radiodramarevival.com/episode-177-robert-heinleins-by-his-bootstraps/

In case you don’t recognize the voice, the belligerent drunk time-traveler snarled in his own paradox is Richard Dreyfuss.

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Last Chance to Punch Mental Illness in the FACE!

Posted May 23, 2014 By John C Wright

The Indiegogo campaign to help out Rob Wells ends tomorrow. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/altered-perceptions#home

So this is it. $10 will get you the eBook.

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My latest us up at EveryJoe:

One of the most frequent criticisms leveled at Conservatives is that we lack ideals or guiding principles — that we are merely men of pragmatic character, asking not what is ideal in a perfect world, but only what is possible in an imperfect world.

Indeed, many a conservative quotes (with apparent favor) that conservatism “is not an ideology but a disposition.” By this they mean that we conservatives are disposed in favor of calmness, reason, civil order, civility, experiential knowledge gained painfully through centuries of trial and error, piety toward ancestors, reverence toward Heaven. Conservatism, by this definition, is merely a mistrust of ideological theory and a trust of precedent. Conservatism is disbelief in Utopia.

The criticism is not true; it is not close to truth; it is the diametric opposite of truth. The untruth seems plausible only when words are used for their emotional connotations, but never defined.

In truth, so-called Conservatives are revolutionaries who believe in the principles of the American Revolution: that all men are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, including the right to life, liberty and property; that to secure these rights governments are instituted among men; and when any government becomes destructive of those rights, it is the duty of patriots to rise up in arms and overthrow it, and create such institutions anew which will return their native rights to them.

They have faith in God.

The so-called Liberals or Radicals or Progressives or Morlocks or Whateverthefudge they are calling themselves this month are revolutionaries who believe in the principles of the French Revolution: Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité.

For those of you who do not speak French: Liberté means all men are slaves of the frenzied mob; Egalité means success is punished and failure rewarded until all outcomes are equal and all efforts are vain; Fraternité means all “comrade citizens” are wards of the Napoleon, the Fuhrer, the Lightworker, or whatever they are calling the Glorious Leader this month.

They have faith in Guillotines.

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HARD MAGIC by Larry Correia

Posted May 20, 2014 By John C Wright

Larry Correia’s HARD MAGIC is a novel that everyone who likes a feast of awesome with a side order of awesome slathered in awesomesauce should like, if not love. Anyone who has lost the vital connection with his inner ten-year-old is not allowed to read this book.

The time is 1930’s after the Great War, smack in the middle of a Great Depression, and nothing is great. The place is a world next door to our own, where random members of the population are ‘Actives’ who have magical talents, everything from telekinesis to teleportation to pyrokinetics to summoning demons to superhuman strength to the ability to control gravity. Imperial Japan has discovered more about this Power, what it is and where it came from and what it wants from mankind, than anyone in the West, and Japanese have ruthless global ambitions, and the winds of war are beginning to howl.

Prohibition is still in force, Oklahoma is a dustbowl, and John Moses Browning is still making guns that are works of art. Like all good alternate histories, there was no Hindenburg disaster, and so blimps and zeppelins are the favored method of travel, and, of course, they are equipped with cannons and machinegun blisters.

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The Problem of Evil in Spooky Stories

Posted May 20, 2014 By John C Wright

This is a reprint of a column first published here in 2010. I am reprinting it now, just in case I ever talk Castalia House into publishing another volume of my nonfiction articles.

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“It is the eve of St. George’s Day. Do you not know that tonight, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the world will have full sway?”

With these words, an old Romanian peasant woman to Jonathan Harker in Bram Stoker’s novel Dracula (1897) gives him a crucifix.

I did not know what to do,” Harker writes, “for, as an English Churchman, I have been taught to regard such things as in some measure idolatrous, and yet it seemed so ungracious to refuse an old lady meaning so well and in such a state of mind.”

But later, terrified and alone in Count Dracula’s Transylvanian castle, he is grateful:

Bless that good, good woman who hung the crucifix round my neck! For it is a comfort and a strength to me whenever I touch it. It is odd that a thing which I have been taught to regard with disfavour and as idolatrous should in a time of loneliness and trouble be of help. Is it that there is something in the essence of the thing itself, or that it is a medium, a tangible help, in conveying memories of sympathy and comfort? Some time, if it may be, I must examine this matter and try to make up my mind about it. In the meantime I must find out all I can about Count Dracula. . . .

As Leo Grin comments: Over a century later, Stephenie Meyer managed to write four bestselling books concerning vampires (later translated into a quartet of popular movies) without the word crucifix appearing even a single time in her hundreds of thousands of words.

Vampires without crucifixes. Ponder the sense of that.

Fan that I am BUFFY and ANGEL and of much of Joss Whedon’s work, I have always been disappointed and offended at how weak, silly, inept or arbitrary the supernatural Powers of Light have been portrayed in the seasons I watched. (A confession: I gave up watching BUFFY when Spike became Buffy’s BFF. At that point, I realized that Mr. Whedon was just interested in jerking my chain, and no longer interested in telling me a witty, gripping and entertaining tale of vampire-slaying derring-do.)

I seem to recall that when Cordelia went to Heaven, she was simply bored by it, and wanted out. On the other hand, when Buffy returned from Heaven, she could not revert to normal life, because Earth seemed like Hell compared to that enervating bliss. So here in the same show are two opposing views of the Power that opposes Hell, demons and vampirism, and in the first case, it is as bad as anything Achilles in Hades laments, and in the second, it is no better than what the Buddha seeks.

The Council of Watchers in BUFFY (which I am secretly convinced is one and the same as the Council of Watchers in HIGHLANDER, and is probably run by Methos and Vandal Savage together) is the nominal good guys, but they are portrayed as ruthless, bureaucratic, and unworthy of anyone’s trust or loyalty.

In a similar vein, the angels or angelic hosts as portrayed in other spooky stories, such as the SANDMAN by Neil Gaiman, or the Alan Moore run on SWAMP THING, or even the angel in SPAWN (who is, of all absurd things, a bounty-hunter) are portrayed as being about as admirable as the Watchers of BUFFY: namely, either indifferent or harmful to human affairs, and not someone you can turn to for help, and certainly someone you would never turn to in prayer.

(I might also mention Phillip Pullman’s ‘His Dark Materials’ trilogy has the same type of evil or unappealing portrayal of Heaven, but that was deliberately written as an anti-Narnia and ant-Christian diatribe, so any similarities between these stories and his are not to their credit. Whether deliberately or not, these other tales reflect the same world-view, not unchristian, but antichristian.)

In none of the stories I just mentioned, even stories where the image of Our Lord in His suffering nailed to a cross is what drives back vampires, is any mentioned made of the Christ. Is is always an Old Testament sort of God ruling Heaven, or no one at all is in charge.

So why in Heaven’s name is Heaven always so bland, unappealing, or evil in these spooky stories?

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Against the Spirits of Wickedness in the High Places

Posted May 20, 2014 By John C Wright

A guest post by by a reader with the noetic and obsessive name of Concept Junkie:

In a world where everyone cries “Wolf!”, the legitimate wolf attack will go unnoticed.

In a world where accusations of racism and sexism, etc., are hurled more commonly than people ask about the weather, does it do any good to make accusations of racism, sexism, etc., _even if you are absolutely correct_?

Having finished “Transhuman and Subhuman” last night, I have explored Mr. Wright’s musings on the philosophical and psychological underpinnings of liberal thinking that drive its symptoms of racism, sexism, etc. His thinking is, in my opinion, very clear, and he reaches many of the same conclusions I’ve reached (although much more thoroughly), and he correctly points out that this is much more than a disagreement about how to govern, or about different choices in lifestyle.

Even though it’s much harder, I think this is the strategy we need to take in trying to develop an approach to combating the evil thinking that is pervading our society. Honestly, this obsession with race, sex, sexuality, etc., isn’t the problem, it’s just a symptom of a deep-seated and non-obvious problem, one I feel I can’t really explain, and definitely don’t understand.

While I can appreciate the liberal idea of paying attention to viewpoints and kinds of people that are often ignored, the fact on the ground is that in doing so, they almost inevitably focus attention on bogus viewpoints, stupid ideas, or kinds of people that don’t have anything constructive to offer, or if they do, focus on aspects (sex, race, etc.) that are completely orthogonal to the merit under which they are judged (e.g., the ability to write a good book).

This is the great challenge in our culture war, and unfortunately everything, even the friggin’ science fiction awards has become a battlefield in that war.

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Nebula Awards 2014

Posted May 19, 2014 By John C Wright

The Nebula Awards were announced over the weekend:

Novel

Winner: Ancillary Justice, Ann Leckie (Orbit US; Orbit UK)
Nominees:
We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves, Karen Joy Fowler (Marian Wood)
The Ocean at the End of the Lane, Neil Gaiman (Morrow; Headline Review)
Fire with Fire, Charles E. Gannon (Baen)
Hild, Nicola Griffith (Farrar, Straus and Giroux)
The Red: First Light, Linda Nagata (Mythic Island)
A Stranger in Olondria, Sofia Samatar (Small Beer)
The Golem and the Jinni, Helene Wecker (Harper)

Novella

Winner: ‘‘The Weight of the Sunrise,’’ Vylar Kaftan (Asimov’s 2/13)
Nominees:
‘‘Wakulla Springs,’’ Andy Duncan & Ellen Klages (Tor.com 10/2/13)
‘‘Annabel Lee,’’ Nancy Kress (New Under the Sun)
‘‘Burning Girls,’’ Veronica Schanoes (Tor.com 6/19/13)
‘‘Trial of the Century,’’ Lawrence M. Schoen (www.lawrencemschoen.com; World Jumping)
Six-Gun Snow White, Catherynne M. Valente (Subterranean)

Novelette

Winner: ‘‘The Waiting Stars,’’ Aliette de Bodard (The Other Half of the Sky)
Nominees:
‘‘Paranormal Romance,’’ Christopher Barzak (Lightspeed 6/13)
‘‘They Shall Salt the Earth with Seeds of Glass,’’ Alaya Dawn Johnson (Asimov’s 1/13)
‘‘Pearl Rehabilitative Colony for Ungrateful Daughters,’’ Henry Lien (Asimov’s 12/13)
‘‘The Litigation Master and the Monkey King,’’ Ken Liu (Lightspeed 8/13)
‘‘In Joy, Knowing the Abyss Behind,’’ Sarah Pinsker (Strange Horizons 7/1 – 7/8/13)

Short Story

Winner: ‘‘If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love,’’ Rachel Swirsky (Apex 3/13)
Nominees:
‘‘The Sounds of Old Earth,’’ Matthew Kressel (Lightspeed 1/13)
‘‘Selkie Stories Are for Losers,’’ Sofia Samatar (Strange Horizons 1/7/13)
‘‘Selected Program Notes from the Retrospective Exhibition of Theresa Rosenberg Latimer,’’ Kenneth Schneyer (Clockwork Phoenix 4)
‘‘Alive, Alive Oh,’’ Sylvia Spruck Wrigley (Lightspeed 6/13)

Ray Bradbury Award for Outstanding Dramatic Presentation

Winner: Gravity
Nominees:
Doctor Who: ‘‘The Day of the Doctor’’
Europa Report
Her
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Pacific Rim

Andre Norton Award for Young Adult Science Fiction and Fantasy Book

Winner: Sister Mine, Nalo Hopkinson (Grand Central)
Nominees:
The Coldest Girl in Coldtown, Holly Black (Little, Brown; Indigo)
When We Wake, Karen Healey (Allen & Unwin; Little, Brown)
The Summer Prince, Alaya Dawn Johnson (Levine)
Hero, Alethea Kontis (Harcourt)
September Girls, Bennett Madison (Harper Teen)
A Corner of White, Jaclyn Moriarty (Levine)

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A Comment I had to Share

Posted May 19, 2014 By John C Wright

Over at Monster Hunter Nation some no-talent stalker harassing Larry Correia, our feared and beloved International Lord of Hate, left this comment:

“I’m curious about the legality of hiring a paramilitary organization to go shoot up Boko Haram. Is that against some international law? ”

I am a lawyer, but this is not my field, so I cannot answer the question authoritatively. I can tell you this: that when the British put their mind to wiping out the slave trade (and it was wiped out during the first half of my lifetime, mind you) they hired privateers to hunt down the slavers.

You heard me. Pirates verses slavers! What a great movie that would make.

Jake replied with this comment:

For the record, the last instance of an actual privateer I’ve heard of was surprisingly recent. Within living memory, in fact: the US War Department commissioned the Goodyear Blimp to patrol coastal waters, on the lookout for German U-Boats during the Second World War. In an age before radar and nuclear submarines, this made sense: long visual range, good radio conditions, extreme loiter times – it was a natural fit. I think they carried a rifle or two, but their biggest weapons were binoculars and radios. Congress drew up a full-on Letter of Marque to make it official.

So, that means that the last time anyone commissioned a privateer, they wound up with an airship hoisting the black flag to hunt Nazis.

Truly, it does not get better than that.

Of course I agree.
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