Scale of planets and suns. I had no idea, for example, how large Arcturus was.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3974466981713172831&hl=en
Archive for February, 2007
Relative Scale
Posted February 28, 2007 By John C WrightSpace Pirates Wooing Space Princesses
Posted February 27, 2007 By John C WrightThe revolutionary literary movement THE NEW SPACE PRINCESS MOVEMENT is only one day old, and already people have found the fundamental logical flaw in it. Namely, while ninja and dinosaurs are mentioned, what about Space Pirates? This is an importent point, and one that must be rectified! In order to lend more gravitas to the movement, I am reposting this peice I wrote last year for Meme Theurapy:
The fine fellows at Meme Therapy have posted a discussion about which Science Fiction starship one should own? The general consensus there is the TARDIS, as this vehicle travels both in time and space, is user friendly, and grants the Gift of the Time Lords, allowing one to speak all languages. However, this assumes that vehicle is ment to be used for sight-seeing or other Lawful Good purposes.
But we all know the real purpose behind man’s yearning for star-drive, do we not? The Lensman core was specifically designed in response to this real purpose: the real purpose of starships is to commit outrages on distant worlds and be away faster than the speed of light before the crime is detected. PIRACY! Being a pirate is passing brave, to be sure, but being a Space Pirate is the ne plus ultra of human ambition. It is like being a pirate, but with rayguns.
Let us agree, without further discussion, that the Death Star is the best SF star-vehicle for piracy. It has mass and presence, and when it is seen rising like a dark moon above the horizon of the capitol city of some hapless victim world, all will quail when the radios of the world clamour: THIS IS CAPTAIN BLOODSTAR of BOSKONE. PLACE ALL YOUR GOLD AND VALUABLES INTO ORBIT AT ONCE! Hapless redcoats will run every which way while TIE-fighters manned by scurvy Tortuga mongrels fly low over burning buildings, taking pot-shots at the panicked crowds.
But what act of piracy to commit? Looting treasure? Nawr, maties. Ar. That is not big enough. You want to kidnap a Space Princess and hale her back to your hidden lair on Skull Asteroid for a quick Pirate Wedding. Law won’t touch you if your married to Royalty! And not just any old Space Princess! We want a thionite-sniffers dream, a seven sector callout!
The question then merely becomes, which one? Which Space Princess do you want to carry off?
Many pictures of Space Princesses below the cut
The New Space Princess Movement conquers the universe!
Posted February 26, 2007 By John C WrightRight now the movement consists of me and Karl Schroeder, along with our honorary founder, Alex O. Raymond. However, we have achieved the very Matterhorn of fame, including mention at SFSignal.com, and a webcomic at Steve Wilson’s MY ELVES ARE DIFFERENT:
http://bp1.blogger.com/_DwjgYnVpvas/Rd13ocxd_KI/AAAAAAAAAHE/poRUQlci004/s1600-h/070221a.jpg
There! That is at least six people who know about it! The New Weird Movement is already beginning to quake, their teacups rattling in their nervous hands, looking from eye to eye with each other, seeking solace, wondering if the latest Bas Lag novel might not have been improved by the addition of a nubile half-clad space-princess named Adora or Alura!
We also have our own GEAR! Take THAT you rival literary movements!
Which had no less proved certain unforeknown
Posted February 23, 2007 By John C Wright“By the way, do you believe in an omniscient God? Does that mean knowing everything about the future as well? If so, how do you reason about this? If God knows what you are going to do, how can you still have free will? I note that earlier Christians where strong believers in a deterministic universe where everything was predetermined – that’s what I’ve been taught anyway. Is this what you believe?”
Well, I am sure we can wrap up this simple question in a sentence or two.
Oh no, wait, this is one of those can o’ worms that theologans have been puzzling over for centuries, isn’t it?
You know the Internet, in some ways, is the worst imaginable forum for discussing these high matters. It is almost impossible to stick to a thread of argument to the end. But I will take a stab at answering this paradox.
I am what you might call a compatabilist. When I read a history book, and I see the choices made by George Washington, it is my belief that George had free will to make choices other than he did. On the other hand, what is written in the history book is written, and cannot be changed. History books are not a choose-your-own-adventure book. From my point of view, the deed is done. The Delaware is crossed with the same fatal finality as the Rubicon (although with nobler outcome, for Washington came to create liberty, not as Caesar to quench it.) But from any point of view, past or present, the deed cannot be understood except unless we posit free will as an axiom. Absent free will, it was not a human action.
Human action assumes free will axiomatically. If it was merely a mechanical action like one billiard ball striking another, it means no more than a billiard ball rolling. We never sing the praises of an cue ball for its boldness in striking the eight ball, or admire the dexterity of the nine for jumping into the side pocket so adroitly.
I believe the relation of me to God is much the same as the relation of characters in my stories to me. Some of the character behavior is driven by plot logic: I cannot both have my characters fall in love and have them be automatons, because to love is to exercise free will. Logic does not allow this to me an as author. Some of the character behavior is due to deux ex machina that I introduce: I put a autobiographical character in the story, a sock puppet to represent my views and opinions, and he performs signs and wonders, because his character is based on the author.
The charactersface choices, otherwise there is no plot, and in that sense have free will. In another sense, I invent the whole of the plot and story. Then a strange thing happens: the characters come to life under my hand, and I find I don’t have as much control over them as I thought: logic once again constrains the story. The characters act out the nature they have made for themselves. A bad character cannot suddenly and for no reason become a good character. To do that requires some sort of plot intervention, a deux ex machina, a miracle.
So in that sense, I believe about God much like what some on this thread have said about DNA molecules. From one point of view it determines the outcome, but not from another. The difference is, that no reorganization or addition of dead bits of matter in motion, all of which move according to prior impulses given them by other matter in motion, can ever be heaped up to create free will, any more than an infinity of two-dimensional shapes can protrude one inch into the third dimension. Planes have no volume, and cannot get volume. Free will belongs to an universe where final cause obtains.
Determinists posit a universe where only efficient cause obtains. In the real universe, of course, one can address either the final or the efficient cause of a motion. The suicide falls in the river because of gravity (efficient cause). The suicide falls in the river because he aims to kill himself (final cause). The claim of the determinist is that a study of brain atoms will eventually find a ‘kill myself’ toggle, which, in the ‘on’ position makes a an suicidal, and in the ‘off’ position makes him love life. This idea ignores the affect ideas have on thinking. It merely confuses the matter used to express ideas with the ideas themselves, which exist outside the human brain. (If ideas did not have objective existance, then twice two would not equal four, except for those who chose to think so).
Let us distinguish this idea (that free will is gross manifestation of what, on a fine level is determined) from the idea of Washington in the history book (he has free will from his own point of view, and from mine, he had free will, even if his capacity for it has expired).
The past and the present are two different points of view for the same thing, time. Free will and determinism are not two different points of view for the same things: they are incompatable categories of thought, one relating to inanimate matter, the other to human action.
I am not sure to what earlier Christians you refer. Calvin is certainly a determinist. St. Thomas avers both the omniscience of God and the faculty of free will.
My position is something similar to that of Boethius, or, for that matter, John Milton.
So will fall
He and his faithless progeny: Whose fault?
Whose but his own? ingrate, he had of me
All he could have; I made him just and right,
Sufficient to have stood, though free to fall.
Such I created all the ethereal Powers
And Spirits, both them who stood, and them who fail’d;
Freely they stood who stood, and fell who fell.
Not free, what proof could they have given sincere
Of true allegiance, constant faith or love,
Where only what they needs must do appear’d,
Not what they would? what praise could they receive?
What pleasure I from such obedience paid,
When will and reason (reason also is choice)
Useless and vain, of freedom both despoil’d,
Made passive both, had serv’d necessity,
Not me? they therefore, as to right belong’d,
So were created, nor can justly accuse
Their Maker, or their making, or their fate,
As if predestination over-rul’d
Their will dispos’d by absolute decree
Or high foreknowledge they themselves decreed
Their own revolt, not I; if I foreknew,
Foreknowledge had no influence on their fault,
Which had no less proved certain unforeknown.
So without least impulse or shadow of fate,
Or aught by me immutably foreseen,
They trespass, authors to themselves in all
Both what they judge, and what they choose; for so
I form’d them free: and free they must remain,
Till they enthrall themselves; I else must change
Their nature, and revoke the high decree
Unchangeable, eternal, which ordain’d
Their freedom: they themselves ordain’d their fall.
I think God observes and anticipates without causing. Another choice is and would have been possible. I think God saw those possibilities also. It is not logically impossible for Man not to have fallen, merely (if I may invent the term) contingently impossible. Boethius holds God to be something for whom our human ideas of time and cause do not apply. We say He stands ‘outside of time’ which is (I admit) an awkward metaphore, but I can offer none better.
All of creation perhaps is simultaneous from His point of view, the way a writer might invent a book, first chapter to last, in one flash of artistic insight. To the characters in the book, there is a time-process. If a writer could actually make his characters come to life, if we had that power, we would do so, for we love our characters, even the villains. The mystery is why this story we are in now is a tragedy, rather than a happy comedy. The Christian faith is that this tragedy will have a happily-ever-after in the sequel volume. I suppose it would be easy to blame everything on the author (See Olaf Stabledon’s STAR MAKER). But sometimes the characters get away from an author and do not act as they ought. Ask any writer.
Manifesto for a New Literary Movement in Speculative Fiction
Posted February 21, 2007 By John C WrightI picked up the book because I saw Mr. Scalzi acting zany on YouTube, ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ2eSH585Dk ) and I thought: “Funny! Me Laugh!” which is a sufficient recommendation for works of speculative literature created by the same artist as far as I am concerned.
I have some minor reservations about the book ( actually, two: 1. recreational sex in the co-ed military has no effect on unit cohesion, and all recruits indulge in the general orgy without thought, scruple, hesitation and without any personal attachments being formed 2. the technology of mind-transfer, immortality, and mind-creation has no impact on society. When a character breaks a leg, they don’t just switch him into a new body, and no nonhuman bodies are used: no fish-bodies donned for aquatic campaigns, for example), but my reservations would be pertinent only if one takes the book more seriously than I think the writer meant it. One reservation was that the plot threads were not wrapped up neatly: but since there is a sequel to the book out, THE GHOST BRIGADES, I may have to look at that to see if my reservations hold water. The book was good enough to make me want to read the sequel, so I am willing to give it a Harriet Klausner level of praise—four stars out of five.
Mr. Scalzi’s non-literary manifesto boils down to the idea of writing to allow novices ease of comprehension, what we economists call a low entry cost. It is an idea I think every writer should follow.
But me.
In that same spirit, I would like to announce my own literary movement and literary manifesto: THE NEW SPACE PRINCESS MOVEMENT.
The literary movement will follow two basic principles: first, science fiction stories should have space-princesses in them who are absurdly good looking. Second, The space princesses must be half-clad (if you are a pessimist. The optimist sees the space princess as half-naked). Third, dinosaurs are also way cool, as are ninjas. Dinosaur ninjas are best of all.
Looks like that’s three principles, no? Well, I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, “Mr. Wright, if you actually could tell what I was thinking, wouldn’t you be out somewhere using your mind-reading powers for the good of mankind?” The answer is, of course, no. If I had mind-reading powers, I would dress up in a black cloak and skull mask, and try to take over the world. I would be careful to speak of myself only in the third person, and describe my plans to my worthy adversary. Said plans should include dinosaurs, or ninjas, or dinosaur ninjas, and involve melting the polar ice cap with my space-based particle beam weapon. If I am lucky, my worthy adversary will be some bold consulting detective from England, with a name like Neyland or Sherlock, and he will have a doctor for a sidekick to write up the adventure. If I am unlucky, I will be thwarted by meddling teenagers and a talking dog. If I am very unlucky, my adversary will be The Shadow, who does not fool around. He knows; he laughs; he shoots. You frell with The Shadow, its not some comfy ride to Arkham Asylum for you, you just get a slug from a .45 blown through your ribs and lung tissue, and have an exit wound the size of a grapefruit. Even Shiwan Khan bought the farm, and he had MIND POWERS fer crissake. After surviving three encounters, The Golden Master gets locked in a golden coffin and dropped from a crumbing building into an inferno. If I am even more unlucky, I’ll get Richard Seaton as my adversary, which means the planet I am standing on, my entire race wherever situate in time and space, and maybe my galaxy might get wiped out by his seventh-order rays.
So you are probably wondering at this point: what about Space Princesses? Good question. The first thing to remember, in writing a scene with a space princess, is not to show her actually ordering her marine guards to drub the uppity peasants with the butts of their space-rifles. In fact, avoid mentioning that she is a monarchist at all. She can express concern for the common people to indicate her warmheartedness. Have her engaged in a political marriage to the odious Prince Blackworm of planet Doomshadow IV (or insert your own space-name here), but when she breaks off the engagement to wed and bed the hero, by no means have the space-kingdom lose the peace treaty on which the marriage, and all the hopes of her whole planet, depended. Indeed, no state marriage or alliance should ever be shown having any purpose or any consequences whatever. If the queen of Sparta runs off with Paris to the city of Troy, she is just being true to her own inner self: what possible bad consequences could come of it?
The second thing to remember: bare midriffs.
This is what science fiction is actually all about. Let no one tell you differently.
I just LOVE Gordon van Gelder
Posted February 20, 2007 By John C Wright(Ahem!) In a strictly manly, platonic way, of course. By which I mean not the way Alcibiades loved the strictly manly Plato, but more like writers in penury love editors who buy stories.
I just sold the worthy Mr. van Gelder of F&SF a longish short story called One Bright Star, which I have trying to sell for years upon years. And he paid me a very healthy sum for it.
Sold, at last, hurrah!
So, Numphar! Do the dance of joy! Release the hydrogen-filled Zepplin of happiness! Release the caribou herd of happiness into the unexploded ordinance field of delight! Blow the horn and ring the bells and pinch the parlormaid and throw the taxcollector down a flight of crooked stairs! Let the festive antics commence!
This novella It is one of the favorite things of my own I have ever written. It asks the question of what happens to Pevensy children, or Wendy Darlings’ brothers when they grow up. (Assuming they survive train wrecks, of course. Dorothy Gale does not grow up: at the end of EMERALD CITY OF OZ, she and her kin are taken to fairyland to live forever, and nothing grows old in Oz, nor dies. Wendy we know has a child named Jane.)
My little woman, She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed, Mrs. Wright, who is the brains of the Wright gang, came up with a suggestion for a snappier ending: it took me only an hour to rewrite the last few paragraphs, and suddenly a no-sell story became something snapped up by the market on my first try. Mrs. Wright is also known in my house as The Muse of Good Advice. Half the ideas in my books are hers: I am confident anyone who likes my writing will like her novel when she comes out. (Look for it! CHILDREN OF PROSPERO by L. Jagi Lamplighter.)
There is a big advantage to being married to a woman smarter than you. When I approach her loveliness, so absolute she seems, and in herself complete, so well to know her own, that what she wills to do or say, seems wisest, virtuousest, discretest, best; all higher knowledge in her presence falls degraded. Wisdom in discourse with her loses, discount’nanc’d, and like folly shows.
Respect for Atheists
Posted February 20, 2007 By John C Wright“I don’t feel he has a lot of respect for people with different views from his own – I often feel he has no respect for the atheist viewpoint. He is entitled to voice his opinions, but I often feel that his reasoning is flawed – he’s more concerned with “lawyerly” logic than than with reason… He is “not at all interested in persuading the opposition,” and that’s what I don’t like about him.”
Such expressions of scorn are the rule rather than the exception on the Internet, where the anonymity of remark brings out the worst in people. (I even try to call people by their last names as a sign of respect, which is difficult in a nameless environment.)
“The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at the bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference…DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music”.
President’s Day
Posted February 19, 2007 By John C WrightHappy Washington’s Birthday! Of course, ‘President’s Day’ also celebrates Milliard Fillmore with equal honors as Washington and Lincoln.
Here are some quotes from Presidents honored today.
——————————————————————————–
“God who gave us life gave us liberty. Can the liberties of a nation be secure when we have removed a conviction that these liberties are the gift of God? Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that His justice cannot sleep forever.” -Thomas Jefferson
——————————————————————————–
“[I]t is religion and morality alone which can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand. The only foundation of a free constitution is pure virtue, and if this cannot be inspired into our People in a greater Measure, than they have it now, they may change their Rulers and the forms of Government, but they will not obtain a lasting liberty.” – John Adams
——————————————————————————–
“And whereas it is the duty of nations as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling power of God, to confess their sins and transgressions, in humble sorrow, yet with assured hope that genuine repentance will lead to mercy and pardon; and to recognize the sublime truth, announced in the Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord.” – Abraham Lincoln
——————————————————————————–
“We cannot read the history of our rise and development as a nation, without reckoning with the place the Bible has occupied in shaping the advances of the Republic. Where we have been the truest and most consistent in obeying its precepts, we have attained the greatest measure of contentment and prosperity.” – Franklin Roosevelt
——————————————————————————–
“Without God, there is no virtue, because there’s no prompting of the conscience. Without God, we’re mired in the material, that flat world that tells us only what the senses perceive. Without God, there is a coarsening of the society. And without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure. If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.” – Ronald Reagan
Stewards of Creation
Posted February 19, 2007 By John C WrightIt is unfortunately only a question I can answer for myself, speaking for myself. The short answer is that a person can be a conservationist (which I am) without being an environmentalist (which I am not).
- DDT — Rachel Carson penned a famous book telling us DDT caused bird eggs to have thin shells. As it turned out, the chemical is not dangerous, but banning the chemical has led to countless deaths in Africa, since no other effective way was found to fight pestilential insects.
- Alar.
- Global Cooling.
- Overpopulation. This one is particularly noticeable to me, a SF fan, since all the scientifiction of my youth starred worlds crammed with overpopulated hordes. At the moment, in real life, we are suffering from underpopulation: birth rates in Russia, Spain, and Japan, for example, are below replacement rates.
- Shortages of Tin, Iron, Zinc, Coal, Oil, etc.–Julian Simon made a famous wager with enviro-scaremonger Paul Erlich about the decrease of certain unreplaceable natural resources. Simon won the bet.
- SST threat to ozone layer.
- Three Mile Island. The most famous disaster in history where no one died and no one got sick.
- Cellphones or powerlines causing cancer. A fraud.
- Irradiated foods. This method of preserving food, from all evidence, would have improved food safety, but it was scared off the market.
- Mercury in swordfish and tuna.
- Cyclamates banned for causing bladder cancer.
- Red dye #2.
- Pesticides aldrin and dieldrin, suspended in 1974. Chlordane and heptachlor. All banned in the 1970s because of belief that they cause tumors in mouse livers.
- Acid rain.
- Agent Orange (dioxin).
- Asbestos in schools and other buildings.
- Ethyl dibromide (EDB).
- Ozone hole. No connection found between thinner ozone layer and skin cancer.
- Nuclear Winter.
Flash Gordon is mere escapism
Posted February 16, 2007 By John C WrightThe highly-regarded (I regard his opinion highly) Mr. Barbieri writes:
The original Flash Gordon, by Alex Raimond, was one of the worst-written comics in the history of comics. I have read it all, though in translation, and the writing stinks. Its importance was twofold: it unleashed the immense artistic genius of Raimond, and it opened to comics a whole new imaginative world – or rather worlds, because Mongo seems capable of becoming just about anything you want it to be. But being extremely badly written, it is also highly political. It is blindingly racist: Ming is the very incarnation of the Yellow Peril, Gordon is an Aryan superman (Gordon and all the good guys and girls come as close to nudity as was possible at the time, and there are several elements of sexual fantasy), and colonialism is a clear presence throughout the story. There are troops who wear the uniform of French Foreign Legion troopers, and primitive men with all the imbecility that racist fiction always bestows on primitive men. The great issue of American life, black people, is by-passed by never having a single one around – everyone is light-skinned, whether Eastern or Western in type; and this corresponds with the “benign neglect” with which the average American preferred to treat the racial question at the time – just forget that there were blacks in America. Military life and postures are taken for granted and are at the base of all values: everyone is a part of one fighting army or another, and people relate to each other as fighting men. Indeed, the worst sin of Ming is that he does not talk or think like a soldier: he is always treacherous, disloyal, plotting, underhanded. Althoughhe has the largest armies in Mongo, he prefers to get at his enemies by means of treachery (that is, if you look at it from another viewpoint, he prefers not to use war and violence). All these are political features, and I grant you that I represented them as much from an opposition side as I could (probably because I hate the writing in FG); but do not tell me that they are mere escapism.
I respectfully must disagree both with the assessment of Flash Gordon as an artistic work, and with the assessment of it as racist, Aryan, whatnot. Here your normal diamond clarity of insight into matter of comics and politics has simply failed you.
Come now: why does Ming look and sound vaguely oriental? Because things vaguely oriental have the air of the exotic about them: it is a shorthand comic book image to portray the idea of unexplored far places. A far planet is supposed to look exotic. It was exotic for the sake of exotic, not exotic for the sake of playing up white man’s fear of the yellow man. I can show you a picture of Ming dressed in a Roman outfit, complete with plume on a Hollywood version of a centurion’s helmet, if you like. Why does Ming dress like a Mandarin some times and a Roman other times? Because its neat.
For that matter, why is there a winged Viking from a flying city held aloft by atomic rays? Because Vikings are neat. Why is Robin Hood and his Merry Men in Lincoln Green on Mongo, namely Barin of Arboria? Because Robin Hood is neat. Why is Ayesha, She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed on the planet Mongo, this time reincarnated as Azura, Queen of Magic, complete with a memory of the reincarnation of Flash as Callicrates? Because everyone copied the idea of an immortal queen from H. Rider Haggard, because the idea was neat.
Flash is a blonde, blue-eyed hero, but his actions are the very opposite of anything preaching race-supremacy. His whole purpose in the story is to get the various warlike races of Mongo to cooperate against their mutual foe, the imperial Ming. His is the very voice and exemplar of racial toleration: a walking ad for the Melting Pot. He is more like William of Orange than like Goering.
I notice also that Dale is a trim brunette. Where is our blonde master race, suddenly? And Zarkov is Slavic. Aren’t these the untermenschen? I do not see how the political theory can explain him. The “It’s Neat” theory explains him rather neatly: Zarkov is Slavic because he is Nickolai Tessla, the eccentric inventor every ‘mad scientist’ in pulpdom is modeled after.
(Aha! Dale does turn into a blonde for the film serial version. Is this because of a sinister racist agenda, then? Or is it because all the girls in Hollywood were supposed to look like Jean Harlowe that season?)
Why is Thun the Lion-Man the sidekick? I am not sure where this fits in with the racist theory, which contorts itself to pretend a loyal and brave supporting characters is an insult to the character thus portrayed, but to me it looks like the artist wanted to give his hero for his native sidekick a Tarzan, or Conan the Barbarian, or Hiawatha.
I grant you that Ming is supposed to be Fu Manchu. This is because Fu Manchu is the most impressive bad guy of all pulpdom ever. I notice that Princess Aura is Mongo’s version of Fa So Loee, the daughter of Fu Manchu–but here the political/racist theme interpretation get strained.
Why, if she represents the female Yellow Peril, does Aura look like a fashion model from New York, rather than a Dragon Lady from Peking, and have a Greek name? I note that in the movie, she is played by the sultry Ornella Muti (from the exotic, romantic land of Italy, not of Cathay).
Why are the beast-men dressed like cavemen? Because cavemen are neat–see Edgar Rice Burroughs for confirmation of this. Why have a planet boasting both rayguns and dinosaurs, spacerockets and swordfights? Why else? Rockets and sword go together–ask Frank Herbert and Geo Lucas for confirmation of this.
The other evidence you give for a political slant to Flash Gordon is that the evil tyrant is treacherous and the hero fights honorably, with chivalry. If this is a political statement, it is one played out on every schoolyard where little boys get into fistfights. This is the code of every single boy’s adventure story ever written since the world began.
No, if your theory is to hold water, my dear sir, you have to explain, not merely one character of out many, but the whole theme and scope of the work. My theory is that Flash Gordon is every boy’s adventure story from TREASURE ISLAND to KING SOLOMON’S MINES all rolled up onto one: Fu Manchu is there, yes, but so is Robin Hood (Barin) and Tarzan (Thun) and Eric the Red (Vultan) and Ayesha (Azura) and Tessla (Zarkov). And I have not even mentioned Frigia and Tropica, or the undersea city (shades of Captain Nemo). None of these fits with your ‘Yellow Peril’ theory of Mongo.
I set you the following challenge: if FLASH GORDON is a political tract in disguise, tell me what is NOT a political tract in disguise? (Is The Shadow a Yellow Peril racist because his foe (one of many) is Shiwan Khan? Of course, by that logic he is a Luddite, too, because another foe (one of many) is an evil robot machine.) If FLASH GORDON is not pure escapism, what is?
Neal Asher on Global Warming
Posted February 15, 2007 By John C Wrighthttp://theskinner.blogspot.com/2006/11/global-warming-worse-than-we-thought.html
Originally from Jerry Wright’s (no relation—I think) post on the Asimov board.
Human induced Global Warming is a worse problem than even Drs. Hansen and Mann have told us. Evidence is accumulating the effects extend solar system wide.
On Pluto: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/pluto_warming_021009.html
On Triton: http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/19980526052143data_trunc_sys.shtml
On Saturn: http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20061109-022035-4126r
On Jupiter: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060504_red_jr.html
On Mars: http://www.mos.org/cst-archive/article/80/9.html
Political Activism in Fairy Stories: Part the Second
Posted February 15, 2007 By John C WrightI think, for example, there is a political overtone to Eddison’s Mercury It has dark echoes of Oswald Mosley’s absurd noble-worshipping; it’s not an accident that they are fruits of the same cultural tree. I’m not saying we have to cull Eddison from the herd because he is tainted with Wrong Ideas. But I think this is the kind of thing Mr. Bakker is struggling ineptly to suggest: that even fantastic dreams can have echo-forms of the dreamer’s waking life. Also, at least one trip across the river Styx leads us to a Paid Political Announcement by the Julio-Claudian Dynasty. This does not mean that Vergil’s Aeneid is a bad book, wholly formed by political imperatives (as some have foolishly claimed) but it does show that fantasy is connected to reality and that some (not all: I completely agree in your rejection of this absurd notion) of the connections may be political. I’d take this on a case by case basis rather than an all-or-nothing approach.
My own opinion was not given in the previous screed. Let me state it here: of all species of writing, the one least likely to contain a political overtone is fantasy. This does not mean fantasy is free from political overtones, especially when we use the word ‘politics’ to refer to any philosophy or opinion on any topic whatsoever, not merely the art of governning multitudes. This does not mean one cannot write UTOPIA or ISLANDIA or WIZARDS FIRST RULE, or pen a visit to the planet Vulcan or the island of the Houyhnhnms, ad use the episode to make some point about the controversies of the day. Clearly one can. One can do it awkwardly or craftily, openly or by stealth, and either augment the tale or ruin it.
There is, for example, a political overtone to my own dear book MISTS OF EVERNESS: the modern Americans are not prepared to accept the rule of the heir King Arthur when he arises, and a certain mockery of the administration in power when it was written was intended by your humble author. However, it has been read by at least one reader who took it as a mockery of the administration in power when it was published, with no diminishment of the enjoyment by that reader, at least. Mocking politicians is welcomed by every faction of every age. I admit the book would have been stronger if the political element here had been less obvious and less awkward–but one cannot win the Prometheus Award without offending the gun-grabbing collectivists, so I took the risk.
There is also a political overtone to Mark Twain’s A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT, making almost the same point with almost the same figures. But Twain does it gracefully.
If Mr. Bakker wanted to argue that all poets put in praises of their patrons, and that whoever pays the piper calls the tunes, he would have and could have made a stronger argument than the argument he made.
Both Ariosto and Virgil take the time to praise the ancestors of the patrons for whom they write. Oddly enough, Homer does not do this. Among ancient literature, it is rare to see a portrait drawn ‘warts and all.’ (The unknown Jewish author of the Book of Kings also has this gift.)
Of course, then he would have to explain the fantasy of Michael Moorcock, which has something of an anarchistic tone, which is at least critical of the age in which he lives, including the values upheld by those who publish and buy his books. But sometimes the patron, including the wide range of the buying public, is sick of flattery and wants to hear his own criticized.
The argument given here, however, was an all or nothing argument of just the kind you (and I) regard with suspicion.
The political theory behind LORD OF THE RINGS is that we should crown the divinely ordained son of the ancient line of Atlantis, and resist the Turk who is invading Constantinople? Such is my reading of the great man’s work.
One can see the merest hint of anti-communism in PRINCESS OF MARS: the Green Men do indeed own all property in common, and Deja Thoris upbraids them for it.
But the admiration of Lord Juss and Lord Brandoch Daha and the other valiant fighting men of Mercury is a little harder to call political, unless that word embraces everything a poet thinks about vice and virtue. This is the admiration of warlike splendor for its own sake. I am sure the author would have been as pleased by the panoply and nobility of Athenian hoplites as of Spartan, despite the diametric differences in the politics of these two warlike city states, the world’s first democracy, and first totalitarianism.
By the time we get to PIRATES OF CALLISTO by Lin Carter or Lovecraft’s DREAM QUEST OF UNKNOWN KADATH that we are dealing with fairly pure fantasy for the sake of fantasy. I defy anyone to read THE KING OF ELFLAND’S DAUGHTER by Lord Dunsany and tell me, from this source alone, what that peer’s opinion was of woman’s suffrage, or the Boer War, or disestablishment. Robert E. Howard, which was he, Republican or Democrat? How would King Kull have voted?
Peter S. Beagle is still alive. Read THE LAST UNICORN and tell me his opinion of the New Deal, Nixon Administration, the Gulf War, the Oil Crisis, the Space Program, the reunification of Germany? All I can see in that book is his opinion of men who live their lives lying to themselves, blind to beauty, or consumed with covetousness.
Good heavens, I have written three stories across eight novels, and read the comments of reviewers and readers alike speculating about my politics and religion, and only one critic hit close to the bull’s-eye, and seven out of eight were not just wrong, but perfectly wrong, thinking the author’s opinions as the OPPOSITE of what they were. And I am hardly an opaque or riddle-loving writer.
Let me put it this way: people who have politics on the brain see politics in everything, the same way a Freudian sees everything as related to sex, and a Marxist sees everything as economics, a Hobbesian sees everything as a struggle for power. You can find hints of a writer’s politics in his writing, not because politics is everything, but because philosophy is everything, and a writer’s philosophy informs both how he votes and what he writes.
When you live in a corrupt age, where every issue whatsoever becomes something some busybody wants to make a law about, such as how couples get married, or who is allowed to spank his child, or how students should be educated, or whether the Party approves of the past or wishes it thrown down the Memory Hole, then anything written where the author expresses an opinion about love or children, discipline or education, or future or past, suddenly becomes a political issue.
When the law has escaped all bounds, and its tendrils touch everything from motherhood to the weather predictions for one hundred years from now, you cannot write a poem praising a tree without being read as a Green, or describe the dashing Robin Hood without being denounced as a Red.
If you put sound economics in your book, people will think you are a libertarian (which, if you think about it, is quite a compliment to libertarians); if you have a character, any character at all, believe in God and not commit murder with an axe, you will be denounced as a fundamentalist, even if you yourself are a lifelong atheist (which, if you think about it, is quite an insult to atheists—are they all to be dismissed as impure if not found shrieking at story-strangling Pullman levels of hatred?); if you have two characters get married, and they happen to be occupying bodies of the opposite sex at the time (two sexes of the seven or eight that exist on the planet you’ve invented), you will be denounced as a reactionary and perhaps a homophobe; if you mention China, you will be called a racist. I use these examples because they have all happened to me.
No, I have seen these interpreters of politics in action. They are about as accurate in their assessments of authors as the writers of medieval bestiaries were in their biology. Like them, they are really writing homilies.
Political Activism in Fairy Stories
Posted February 15, 2007 By John C Wright… I haven’t yet answered the question I posed before: Is it important for fantasy, or fiction generally, to be relevant in this way? The answer is a resounding, No, it isn’t. The instinctual idea I had as a teen and young adult about Art for Art’s sake, the idea that character and situation are paramount, that some truths transcend politics — that’s all valid.
I say perhaps because I cannot interpret him with certainty.
… If every aspect of our lives is political in some way, and “truths” are one of those aspects, doesn’t that mean, contrary to VanderMeer’s resounding assertion, that no truths transcend politics? Isn’t VanderMeer trying to eat his cake and have it too?Sure he is. The important question to ask is why.When you teach something like Popular Culture, as I did not so very long ago, the first thing you need to overcome is the common intuition that most commercial cultural products are examples of a magical thing called “Entertainment Pure and Simple” — what is essentially the mass market version of “Art for Art’s Sake.” For instance, how could Professional Wrestling or Andromeda or Hockey or American Idol 5 possess a complicated political subtext? Surely these harmless pastimes are “simple,” unblemished by the political mire we see on the nightly News.Well, if you think anything is simple, you’re the victim of an out and out illusion… Everything is more complicated than it seems, trust me. The only thing that makes anything seem “simple” is the limitations of our particular perspective…That’s why we once thought the Earth was the motionless centre of the universe.
So why did VanderMeer pull his horse up short so close to the finish line? Why does a part of him remain stuck in his teenage perspective believing that some truths do transcend politics, that something, anything, can be for its own sake?He ran out of questions.
It is simplistic indeed to dismiss all errors as being caused by a lack of curious attention to complexity. Ptolemy’s reasons for the geocentric model were due to the ease of calculation, the lack of visible parallax against the fixed stars, the absence of wind or other sensation of motion of diurnal rotation. He came to the conclusion supported by the available evidences of the time, before the invention of the telescope, before the discovery of the Galilean satellites. Since Ptolemy specifically discusses a heliocentric model in his appendix to the Almagest, one cannot say he did not raise the question. In the general case under discussion, Mr. Bakker’s argument, if reduced to a syllogism, would read as follows:
- Everything is complex; nothing is simple.
- Everything can be discovered to have an ulterior political motive and meaning, including allegedly innocent entertainment.
- Therefore everything is simply politics: everything is simple.
Narratives are about human interaction, about people trying to solve the riddles of desire and obligation and circumstance that bedevil us all — just like politics. The choices the protagonist makes are always political choices, insofar as they turn on the same network of assumptions that underwrite our daily lives. And insofar as pretty much everything you do in your daily life possesses social origins and social consequences, nearly every choice you make is a political choice as well.
- Narratives are about solving the riddles of desire, obligation and circumstance
- Politics is about solving the riddles of desire, obligation and circumstance
- Ergo narratives are politics.
(And this, by the way, is why so many traditional belief systems tend to discourage questioning: certainty tends to depend on ignorance).
Defining definitions–and the futility of calling it futile
Posted February 13, 2007 By John C WrightWith which I find I cannot agree.
Steve Wilson over at “My elves are different”…
Posted February 13, 2007 By John C WrightHas an importent contribution to make to the discussion here.
And also, and adroit remark concerning Mr. Sawyer’s thoughts on science fiction.
And by all means look here and here as well. It is funny because it is true.