Well, I admit a felt a moment of angst when my arch-libertarian book THE GOLDEN AGE lost the gold coin of the arch-libertarian Prometheus Award to the arch-monarchist THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
And a twinge, perhaps, of melancholy that I did not win the Nebula Award for ORPHANS OF CHAOS, but instead that honor went to Joe Haldeman: the SWFA rules in their charter I believe contain an oft-overlooked provision that when Mr Haldeman writes a book with the word FOREVER in the title, he is automatically the winner for that year.
But this is not to say my career as a sciencefictioneer is not without glory. I got write the authorized sequel to my favorite science fiction book by my favorite author, and to speak to his kindly widow; I got to sit at the same table with the guy who wrote my favorite episode of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA; I went to Mass with Gene Wolfe, who explained to me all the secrets and ambiguities in his New Sun series; and when Harlan Ellison thought it funny to insult the whole room he was addressing, by calling us all pussies for being unwilling to stand up and walk out on him, I got a bigger laugh by standing up and walking out on him.
(Okay, I am kidding. Wolfe did not explain beans about his series to me. We talked about GK Chesterton, whom we both admire. But I did outsmartaleck Harlan Ellison.)
But, I say thee, all this is naught! Awards from prestigious organizations, moments of shared mutual faith with prestigious authors, or moments of shared mutual smartaleckery with prehensile authors, this is not what authors crave!
We crave cash!
Er, aside from that, we crave just one thing: cosplayers dressing up as our characters, and ‘shippers discussing our characters’ love lives!
(I realize, that, technically, that counts as two things, but if two cosplayers dressed up as characters and discussed their relationship in a role playing game or something, it would be one thing! Sort of.)
Well, it has happened to me! A kindly reader has sent me a photo of himself dressed up as Quentin Nemo from my ORPHANS OF CHAOS. Behold!
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