Archive for March, 2016

An announcement from my publisher, the most hated man in science fiction, Vox Day. I reprint the whole:

Chaos Horizon estimates between 20 percent and 80 percent of the Rabid Puppies will show up to nominate:

If the Rabid Puppies had around 550 votes in 2015, how many will they bring to 2016? Since all those who voted in 2015 can nominate in 2016, I imagine it will be a big number. Even so, I can’t imagine carrying 100% over—the nomination stage is simply less interesting, less publicized, and more difficult to vote in. Let’s imagine three scenarios: an 80% scenario, a 60% scenario, and a 40% scenario. I think 80% is the most likely; this is the group most invested in impacting the Hugos and the most likely to team up again. And since they don’t have to pay an entry fee to participate in the nomination stage . . .

I also think this group will have solid slate discipline, voting the list as Vox Day published it. If you want to factor in some slate decay, I’d do so for lesser known books like Agent of the Imperium.

I, personally, consider this to be an inadvertent affront. I would be surprised if only 80 percent of the Rabid Puppies could be bothered to show up and nominate – and remember, tomorrow is the last dayin which you can submit your nominations to MidAmericaCon II. If you haven’t gotten around to it yet, don’t put it off any longer. Do it today.

What Chaos Horizon means by “slate decay” is a simple failure of discipline. Last year, for example, far more Puppies submitted nominations in Best Novel than in other, less important categories or went lone ranger on occasion. And while I can’t see what slate decay could possibly have to do with what is merely a list of recommendations, and by no means a direct order to anyone, least of all the Rabid Puppies, the Sad Puppies, the Ilk, the Dread Ilk, the Vile Faceless Minions, or the Evil Legion of Evil, by their Supreme Dark Lord, I do think one would be remiss were one to fail to fill out the entire nominating ballot.

Speaking of which, I have updated the Rabid Puppies 2016 list with some of the additional information requested by the ballot form, such as the writers, directors, and editors in the Dramatic Presentation and Semiprozine categories. Be sure to check out your ballot before the end of day tomorrow to ensure that your voice is heard properly at the 2016 Hugo Awards. UPDATE: Note that as I have been unable to ascertain Rowena’s eligibility for Best Professional Artist, I am replacing her with LARRY ROSTANT who does some excellent blended work.

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News

Posted March 29, 2016 By John C Wright

Today I was asked by John Vance, son of Jack Vance, to write an intro to one of his father’s books, an omnibus of the TSCHAI books. A greater honor I find it hard to imagine.

In other news, VINDICATION OF MAN is available for pre-order on Amazon, who seems to think it will be out in November. My publisher may or may not have plans to schedule it then: Amazon sort of guesses about these dates, based on rumors and Ouija board readings.

I have the privilege of seeing the cover art for the first time.

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He is Risen!

Posted March 25, 2016 By John C Wright

Happy Easter to one and all.

When you meet someone who says Easter eggs are a pagan holdover of a pagan symbol, you can remind him that during Lent the tradition was to give up eating meat and eggs, so that eating delicious, delicious eggs again after 40 became a matter for ceremony. Our grandfathers lived in a more ceremonial hence more fun society, one more suited to human psychology, and so having the kids eat eggs again became kind of a game, a hide-and-seek, and the eggs were decorated, because in those days people loved kids, and were not told having children was a disease that overburdened the earth, and did not abort them in the womb.

Of course, if he was raised in a modern school among modern thinkers, he will not know what Lent is, or know any history at all, and will despise his grandfathers.

Abortion, not ceremonies and games surrounding the celebration of the Resurrection, is the true pagan holdover.

On this day of life, let us remind ourselves that souls dead in sin can rise again, nations dead in corruption can be revived, and even the science fiction genre, dead in political correctness, can rise again.

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5000 Thanks for Dr T

Posted March 24, 2016 By John C Wright

A few days ago I wrote a post where I mentioned an album I was eyeing with envy, for some enterprising and unduly devout music historian had unearthed the long lost original soundtrack, and music sketches, alternate versions and cut themes from that wonderful and criminally obscure film THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR T, the only motion picture Dr Seuss ever made. Being poor as a churchmouse, I could not afford so idle a luxury, no matter how badly I craved it.

A generous fan of mine came to my rescue. I wish to extend my thanks.

I love the collection. I just spent the whole morning arranging and rearranging playlists, so that I could hear the half a hundred songs and clips or so in particular orders to suit particular moods.

The missing songs paint an interesting picture of what the original conception for this motion picture was. It touches on darker themes than anything appearing in Dr Seuss’ children’s books.

One cut song, the sprightly and gay ‘Freckle on a Pygmy’ cynically begins with the line:

Oh, the sadness of existence in this grim and gruesome life

In this world of woeful misery and fearful, tearful strife

Oh me! Oh my! Oh me!

A more melancholy tune is sung by the mother to her orphaned son about the many questions he has that torment him. In the song she confesses that she had the same questions in her youth, but that upon growing up, found their were no answers.

Please, O please, O please cease asking why

Some things are beyond explaining, and there’s no use to try…

More amusingly, the evil piano teacher sings about his favorite note. He loves it ‘ringing in his throat’. It is not fa, not so nor la. His favorite note (so he belts out with operatic exuberance) is MEEEE!

The best song recovered from the oubliette of time is the Evil Rollerskating Twins Song, who are connected by a shared beard. They sing as follows:

Ho! We are the guards, who are terribly, terribly feared!

Two terrible twins, with a terrible Siamese beard!

Ho! We are a thing, a thing you could not call a friend;

One Siamese beard, with a twin with a twin on each end!

We’re vicious and mean! We’re unkind and unkempt and uncouth!

We have been that way since our earliest, earliest youth!

Each year we get worse, for that is the unfortunate trend,

Of Siamese beards with a twin with a twin on each end!

Ho! We are the guards, of Terwilliker-illiker’s land!

We’re here to make sure that the boys will not get out of hand!

Don’t try to get fresh! In the land of the land we defend!

Or you will get choked–

–by the beard of the twins

–of the Siamese beard

–With a terrible Twin on each end!

… And if you cannot hear the rhythm, wit and wordplay characteristic of Dr Seuss, go reread SCRAMBLED EGGS SUPER.

The song was cut but not the theme. The tune playing in the background of the rollerskating fight scene is from this song:

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A Modest Proposal

Posted March 24, 2016 By John C Wright

The Rabid Puppies, led by Theodore Beale aka Vox Day, has offered for your consideration certain items for Best Related Work. These are of a trenchant and disturbing nature:

  • Moira Greyland’s account of her childhood abuse at the hands of her mother, the award-winning science fiction writer Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • “Safe Space as Rape Room”, a five-part series on the pedophiles and child molesters who have preyed upon children in the science fiction community.

Over at file 770, one profound yet unwittingly transparent thinker on the Best Related Work conversation proffers these remarks:

TW, you *do* realize that things that would be regarded now as pedophilia were a standard practice, and in one example I can think of a *mandatory* practice, in several societies other than the modern West, right?

And that our dealings with pedophilia are tainted by the moral panic that have transformed it into a modern witchhunt – the modern West as a whole can no more deal with the topic any more fairly than medieval Christian Europe could have evaluated Wicca if confronted by it. It’s just that paranoia that little Teddy Beale is trying to tap into with his childish smear campaign.

Meanwhile pages and pages of denials shout, scream and scold that no one is apologizing for pedophilia.

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Son of the Black Sword by Larry Correia

Posted March 23, 2016 By John C Wright

This is not a book review, because I have not finished reading the book yet. I am only on Chapter 15.

But I promised myself to write a blog post praising this book, because I think it is one of Larry Correia’s best, and I found out to my chagrin that he wrote a post praising my work, and so now my sense of fairness is unbalanced: he is not allowed to give me compliments I do not merit while I am silent about compliments he does.

I’ve talked to the man and like him, so take that into account when reading my non-review. This is both fanboy gushing and a friend saluting a friend, and yet, since in my own way I am as iron-hearted in justice as the hard-souled hero from this book, I speak only truth, and only what is due.

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Rabid Puppies Press Release for March ’16

Posted March 22, 2016 By John C Wright

From Vox Day. The words below are his:

This is the text of the press release that went out to the media yesterday.

RABID PUPPIES 2016 Make the Hugos Great

On the heels of last year’s magnificent campaign, which successfully placed 58 of its 67 recommended nominees on the ballot and inspired no less than 5 No Awards, the Supreme Dark Lord of the Evil Legion of Evil is proud to Make the Hugos Great Again by announcing his recommendations for the 2016 Hugo Awards.

“Many of the things that were said about the Puppies last year by luminaries of the field such as George R.R. Martin, David Gerrold, and John Scalzi were deeply hurtful,” said Vox Day, as he quaffed blood from the silvered skull of an SJW. “But I think we’ve learned from our past mistakes and put together a kindler, gentler, list of recommendations that will entertain the casual reader of science fiction and fantasy, as well as inform the more serious observers of the field what a ghastly collection of criminally sick freaks have been inhabiting the community of science fiction fandom for decades.”

Some of the more notable recommendations include:

  • Moira Greyland’s account of her childhood abuse at the hands of her mother, the award-winning science fiction writer Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • Five-time 2015 Hugo nominee John C. Wright’s novelSomewhither: A Tale of the Unwithering Realm.
  • SF great Jerry Pournelle, whose groundbreaking There Will Be War series returned after a 25-year absence due to the end of the Cold War.
  • “Safe Space as Rape Room”, a five-part series on the pedophiles and child molesters who have preyed upon children in the science fiction community.
  • “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”, a sensuous space romance that is a tribute to true diversity in science fiction.

A complete list of the recommendations for all 16 categories, including the 2016 Campbell Award for Best New Writer, can be found here: Rabid Puppies 2016.

“You may now commence the ritual denunciations,” the Supreme Dark Lord added. “Open up your hate and let it flow into me.”

About the Supreme Dark Lord

Described as “the most despised man in science fiction”, Vox Day is a three-time Hugo Awards nominee, the Lead Editor of Castalia House, and a bestselling political philosopher. His blogs, Vox Popoli and Alpha Game, average 2.2 million pageviews per month.

  • “I think I have made my disgust with Vox Day and his Rabid Puppies clear.” —George R. R. Martin, author of A Game of Thrones, 19-time Hugo nominee.
  • “Vox Day rises all the way to ‘downright evil’.” —Patrick Nielsen Hayden, Manager of Science Fiction, Tor Books, 15-time Hugo nominee
  • “Vox Day is a real bigoted shithole of a human being.” —John Scalzi, author of Redshirts, 9-time Hugo nominee
  • “SF esteems Vox Day more than me. That’s a hard pill to swallow.” —Adam Roberts, Campbell Memorial Award winner.
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When the Ox Mocks the Bull

Posted March 22, 2016 By John C Wright

This is from a conversation between one Damien Walter, professional ignoramus who has continually failed to finish a novel the Queen’s loyal taxpayers in England are forced to pay him to write, and Paul Weimer, who at one time considered himself my friend.

Daimien

As Declann Finn points out, this announcement, or prediction, or clapping-for-Tinkerbell invocation-by-playing-pretend, or whatever it is, claiming my pro writing career is over, happened on March 19. My latest novel came out for sale on March 17th. I have two more books coming out from Tor, and two more from Castalia House, and five more I am obligated to write.

Not to mention I have just be hired by a magazine publisher to write two more projects of which I have no permission to speak in public (cross your fingers on that one, because, not being paid by the Queen’s loyal taxpayer’s against their will, the finances on that one are still up in the air.)

Pathetic.

However, hearing this child call me and mine craven requires a more thorough dressing down. Allow me to unlimber my spleen in more detail.

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Rabid Puppies List

Posted March 21, 2016 By John C Wright

Vox Day, Supreme Dark Lord of the Evil Legion of Evil Authors (of which I have the honor to be a founding member and Grand Inquisitor) announces suggested nominations voters should consider voting onto the shortlist. The words below are his:

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BEST NOVEL

  • Seveneves: A Novel, Neal Stephenson, William Morrow
  • Golden Son, Pierce Brown, Del Rey
  • Somewhither: A Tale of the Unwithering Realm, John C. Wright, Castalia House
  • The Cinder Spires: The Aeronaut’s Windlass, Jim Butcher, Roc
  • Agent of the Imperium, Marc Miller, Far Future

BEST NOVELLA

  • “Fear and Self-Loathing in Hollywood”, Nick Cole, Amazon Digital Services
  • “Penric’s Demon”, Lois McMaster Bujold, Spectrum
  • “Perfect State”, Brandon Sanderson, Dragonsteel Entertainment
  • “The Builders”, Daniel Polansky, Tor.com
  • “Slow Bullets”, Alastair Reynolds, Tachyon Publications

BEST NOVELETTE

  • “Flashpoint: Titan”, Kai Wai Cheah, There Will Be War Vol. X, Castalia House
  • “Folding Beijing”, Hao Jingfang, Uncanny Magazine
  • “What Price Humanity?”, David VanDyke,There Will Be War Vol. X, Castalia House
  • “Hyperspace Demons”, Jonathan Moeller, Castalia House
  • “Obits”, Stephen King, The Bazaar of Bad Dreams, Scribner

BEST SHORT STORY

  • “Asymmetrical Warfare”, S. R. Algernon,Nature Nr. 519
  • “Seven Kill Tiger”, Charles Shao, There Will Be War Vol. X, Castalia House
  • “The Commuter”, Thomas Mays, Amazon Digital Services
  • If You Were an Award, My Love“, Juan Tabo and S. Harris, Vox Popoli
  • “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”, Chuck Tingle, Amazon Digital Services

BEST RELATED WORK 

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Hugo Nomination Deadline is Approaching

Posted March 18, 2016 By John C Wright

There are just two weeks left in the nomination period for the 2016 Hugo Awards and the 1941 Retro Hugo Awards! Nominations will be accepted through March 31, 2016 at 11:59 pm PDT.

Even if you have already submitted nominations, you may update your selections (either electronically or by mail) as long as the nomination period continues. If you are submitting your nominations electronically, we recommend you do so in advance of the deadline to avoid any problems in the final hours when the system will be very busy.

You can find all the details for this process and the nominating ballots at the MidAmeriCon II website at http://midamericon2.org/the-hugo-awards/hugo-nominations/ .

The Hugo Awards are fan-run, fan-given, and fan-supported. But only for the right kinds of fans. Wrongfans get a wooden asshole instead of a spaceship.

We recommend that you nominate whatever works and creators you have personally read or viewed that were your favorites from 2015 and 1940. But only for the right kind of favorites. Reading wrongbooks by wrongpros is not necessary: merely vote No Award.

The administrators and staff of MidAmeriCon II want to emphasize that science fiction has nothing whatsoever to do with the award. Voting should be strictly in the service of the political goals of the far left.

 

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Sad Puppies 4 The List

Posted March 18, 2016 By John C Wright

Sad Puppies 4 has released their suggested list of Hugo nominations.

http://madgeniusclub.com/2016/03/17/the-list/

Full doc is here:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3xQY43MM8pKR3JSLUdrcGpGek0/view

I am delighted to note who is at the top of the list with the most votes and positive comments!

Best Novel

Somewhither – John C Wright
Honor At Stake – Declan Finn
The Cinder Spires: The Aeronaut’s Windlass – Jim Butcher
Uprooted – Naomi Novik
A Long Time Until Now – Michael Z Williamson
Seveneves – Neal Stephenson
Son of the Black Sword – Larry Correia
Strands of Sorrow – John Ringo
Nethereal – Brian Niemeier
Ancillary Mercy – Ann Leckie

Best Novella

Binti – Nnedi Okorafor
Penric’s Demon – Lois McMaster Bujold
Slow Bullets – Alastair Reynolds
Perfect State – Brandon Sanderson
The End of All Things 1: The Life of the Mind – John Scalzi
Speak Easy – Catherynne M Valente
The Builders – Daniel Polansky

Best Novelette

And You Shall Know Her By The Trail Of Dead – Brooke Bolander
Pure Attentions – T R Dillon
Folding Beijing – Hao Jingfang translated by Ken Liu
If I Had No Head and My Eyes Were Floating Way Up In the Air – Clifford D Simak
Obits – Stephen King
Our Lady of the Open Road – Sarah Pinsker

Best Short Story

Tuesdays With Molakesh The Destroyer – Megan Grey
Today I am Paul – Martin L Shoemaker
… And I Show You How Deep the Rabbit Hole Goes – Scott Alexander
Asymmetrical Warfare – S R Algernon
Cat Pictures, Please – Naomi Kritzer
Damage – David Levine
A Flat Effect – Eric Flint
Daedelus – Niall Burke
Hungry Daughters of Starving Mothers – Alyssa Wong
I am Graalnak of the Vroon Empire, Destroyer of Galaxies, Supreme Overlord of the Planet Earth. Ask Me Anything – Laura Pearlman

Best Related Work

Sad Puppies Bite Back – Declan Finn
Appendix N – Jeffro Johnson
Safe Space as Rape Room: Science Fiction Culture and Childhood’s End – Daniel
A History of Epic Fantasy – Adam Whitehead
Atomic Rockets – Winchell Chung
Legosity – Tom Simon
There Will Be War Vol X – Edited Jerry Pournelle
You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) – Felicia Day
Frazetta Sketchbook Number 2
Galactic Journey – http://galacticjourney.org/

As with last year. we AstroTurf gamergaters, wifebeaters, neonazis, Klansmen, and utter outsiders who know nothing about science fiction and fantasy should invade the safe and private areas of a genre alien to us.

We are motivated solely by fear, loathing and malice toward blacks, women, gays and minorities, whose growing power robs us of our ill-gotten white privilege, and, for some reason, our desire to express this ferocious illwill takes the form of casting votes for science fiction stories based on merit and not on race or sex.

Remember: do not read a single word or letter of any of these works. This is a slate vote. You are mindless robotic zombies, as soulless as Daleks. Except you don’t know was a Dalek is, because we don’t read science fiction.

Just kidding. In reality,  I wrote SOMEWITHER Because I love my readers, and wanted to write a book to delight those who love the SF genre I love, regardless of whatever nonsense these mentally disturbed leftwing ninnies are always yammering and clamoring about.

Dear Reader, I don’t care about your skin color, sex, or private sins. They are none of my business and the topics are insufferably boring to me. I could not make myself care about them if I wanted to.

I care about whether readers like good SF.

I care about the science, the wonder, the terror, the adventure, the speculation, the intellectual exercise, the wisdom and the folly, the glory and the shame, the insight into human nature, and, for that matter, alien nature.

I care about all the shining wit and brilliance and lyricism of dreams of far tomorrows captured in the covers of a beloved book.

The Morlocks who scream their mindless hate and scorn know nothing of me. They  selected me as a target of their hate, as best I can tell, precisely because I am innocent of everything of which I am accused. They would not need to rewrite misquotes to make them sound damning if my real words, real thoughts, and real opinions were anything like what they needed for their Two Minute Hate.

These are sick, sad, broken people, tormented by their smothered and inflamed consciences, and in their pain they lash out at whatever and whoever is good, virtuous, truthful, wholesome, decent and normal, because the mere sight of anything good redoubles their self-torture, shames them, and deepens their despair.

Prayer for their souls, not anger at their anger, is the proper response.

Prayer for Patrick Hayden, the editor at Tor primarily responsible for corrupting and politicizing the Hugo Awards, is particularly important. He is a Christian who has lost his way to Christ, thrown his lamp away and poked out his own eyes, so he stumbles through mazes of his own making following hallucinatory afterimages produced by light-starvation, and thinking these are guiding stars that lead him true.

His is a foe of Christ and an enemy of the Church, but is so far lost, that he cannot even hear the shepherd’s voice calling him out of the wolf den. Pray for his wrecked and wretched soul.

And then go nominate my novel. Because Tor decided not to publish it, and their noses should be rubbed in the mess their putting PC above SF has made for them.

 

 

 

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Iron Chamber of Memory

Posted March 17, 2016 By John C Wright

A St. Patrick’s Day gift to my loyal fans, both of them:

The small island of Sark in the English Channel is the last feudal government in Europe. By law, no motor vehicles run on the road, and no lights burn at night. Only the lord of the island may keep hounds.Into the strange, high house of Wrongerwood wanders Hal Landfall, penniless graduate student at Magdalen College, looking for his missing friend Manfred Hathaway, who has just inherited the lordship, the house, and the island. What he finds instead is the lovely, green-eyed Laurel, a beautiful girl from Cornwall who is Manfred’s wife-to-be. 

There is said to be a haunted chamber in the house, erected by Merlin in ancient days, where a man who enters remembers his true and forgotten self. When Hal and Laurel step in, they remember, with fear and wonder, a terrible truth they must forget again when they step outside.

From the reviews:

  • “A wonderfully creepy, profound, sad and yet uplifting story. Wright’s latest is another fantastic and inventive piece from an author whose imaginative faculties boggle the mind.”
  • “There are few authors who can maintain extremely high 5-star quality in every single piece of work they produce. JCW is one of the very few grand-masters who manages to pull this off consistently.”
  • “It was a roller coaster ride, and I mean that in a great way. Few works have affected me like this novel.  I quit reading it twice in order to think about things.”

Iron Chamber of Memory, John C. Wright’s latest novel, is now available exclusively on Amazon. It is 242 pages, retails for $4.99, and is DRM-free.

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Superversive Blog: Interview with Frank Luke

Posted March 17, 2016 By John C Wright

Here is the link:
http://www.ljagilamplighter.com/2016/03/16/6198/

Some people feel Christians should not write fantasy. What is your take on this issue?

I’ve read some of those arguments. They never held water for me. I can’t see anything inherently sinful about writing fantasy. If it was, then Christians shouldn’t even read fantasy, but there is no argument you can make against reading fantasy that doesn’t cut out all fiction (read those, too). Granted, there are types of fiction that Christians should stay away from. I’ll just name two obvious ones: torture porn and erotica. But we aren’t talking about anything like that.

I write fantasy because it touches the spirit in ways that other genres don’t. One reader of Rebirths, a widower, said Derke’s grief over his wife’s death mirrored his own path through grief. I believe the breath of life that God gave our first parents is that human beings create art for art’s sake. We don’t paint to mark our territory. The primary purpose of song and dance is not to attract a mate. We do those things because we are creative, as God intended us to be. If you eliminate all forms of art, you eliminate life. God wants us to live life abundantly. Why would we even think of saying that the art of story telling is off limits to Christians? Instead, we should be writing the very best fantasy.

Two of the foundational fantasy authors were devout Christians, George MacDonald and Tolkein. Christians writing fantasy today aren’t entering Satan’s territory. We’re staking our place on the front lines of a war to keep what our predecessors started. Yeah, there’s a lot of junk out there in fantasy writing, but name one genre that doesn’t have junk. Those who say Christians shouldn’t write fantasy say we should be focusing on writing Bible studies. One reason they give is that there are a lot of junk Bible studies out there, so we need good Bible studies to combat the bad. That applies to fantasy and sci fi. The bad needs to be countered with the good.

Rebirths will be on sale for 0.99 from Wed the 16th of March until the 23rd.

Rebirths:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013CDEI7M

To read more:

Franks blog:
http://frankluke.com/

Where he answers Bible questions: http://hermeneutics.stackexchange.com/users/363/frank-luke

Seven Deadly Tales:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B019BJAS3Y

 

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Voting for Hugo Nominations

Posted March 14, 2016 By John C Wright

Vox Day, Supreme Dark Lord of the Evil Legion of Evil Authors, has published a list of his recommendations for Hugo Nominations:

He says his whole list is not finalized, as he is making eligibility checks and examining an alternative or two in a few categories.

For the Best Novel category.

  • Seveneves: A Novel, Neal Stephenson
  • Golden Son, Pierce Brown 
  • Somewhither: A Tale of the Unwithering Realm, John C. Wright
  • The Cinder Spires: The Aeronaut’s Windlass, Jim Butcher
  • Agent of the Imperium, Marc Miller

For the Best Novella category.

  • “Fear and Self-Loathing in Hollywood”, Nick Cole
  • “Penric’s Demon”, Lois McMaster Bujold
  • “Hyperspace Demons”, Jonathan Moeller
  • “The Builders”, Daniel Polansky
  • “Slow Bullets”, Alastair Reynolds

For the Best Novelette category.

  • “Flashpoint: Titan”, Kai Wai Cheah
  • “Folding Beijing”, Hao Jingfang
  • “What Price Humanity?”, David VanDyke
  • “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”, Chuck Tingle
  • “Obits”, Stephen King

For the Best Short Story category:

  • “Tuesdays With Molakesh the Destroyer”, Megan Grey,Fireside Magazine
  • “Asymmetrical Warfare”, S. R. Algernon, Nature Nr. 519
  • “Seven Kill Tiger”, Charles Shao, There Will Be War Vol. X
  • “The Commuter”, Thomas Mays, Amazon Kindle Single
  • “If You Were an Award, My Love”, Juan Tabo and S. Harris, Vox Popoli

I, of course, would like voters to consider my short story:
“Scepter of Nowhere” Dark Discoveries: Issue 31, ed. James R. Beach, Spring 2015.

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The Debaculous Fiasco of Dr. Seuss

Posted March 10, 2016 By John C Wright

Once upon a time, Dr. Seuss, world-famous children’s book author and illustrator, went to Hollywood and made a movie called THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR.T.

(His real name is Theodor S. Geisel, which I first learned because his nephew went to my High School.)

Dr. Seuss was responsible for the story, screenplay, lyrics, and set design. Unless Salvador Dali did the set design; hard to tell.

The good doctor was not at the peak of his fame, and so his name was not given top billing. This was before he wrote Horton Hears a Who! (1955), If I Ran the Circus (1956), The Cat in the Hat (1957), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1957), or Green Eggs and Ham (1960).

The music was by Frederick Hollander (a then-famous but unfairly forgotten great composer of the day) and won the 1953 Academy Award for ‘Best Scoring of a Musical Picture’.

This film was not, as it might seem, a sequel to THE MILLION EYES OF SUMARU or other films concerning monstrous person with excessive body parts.

Finger Beanie

It is a story of one Bartholomew Collins, a young boy wearing a beanie with a hand on top kept in a surrealistic musical school and prison guarded by an army of singing thugs and a pair of rollerskating Siamese Twins connected by their beard.

The Feared Siamese Beard

The institute is run by the ruthless yet maniacal Dr. Terwilliker, who is keeping all other musicians aside from piano players in a dungeon.

Dr Terwilliker

He plans to force 500 little boys to practice piano endlessly on a monstrous five thousand key piano, and then use the disintegration ray in his physics laboratory to disintegrate Gus Zabladowski, the plumber, atom by atom as soon as that unwitting but truehearting workingman is finished installing the last sink.

Hypno bride

And Dr. Terwilliker has the little boy’s mother, Mrs Collins, hypnotized into serving as his secretary and unwilling fiancee.

Lockmetight

The boy must convince the skeptical plumber of Dr. Terwilliker’s evil plans, and gain his aid to free his mother, and 499 other piano students, and stop the giant piano with an atomic-powered sound-fix, despite being outnumbered and alone with no one to believe him.

And despite being forced to practice finger exercises.

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The visuals for this film are striking, perhaps unique. I am not sure if there is a single straight line anywhere. It leaped onto the screen directly from the pages of Dr. Seuss.

Seuss Architecture

This clip should give you a sense of the dreamlike sense and senselessness of the thing.

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