Archive for March, 2020

A Theory on the Problem of Susan

Posted March 19, 2020 By John C Wright

In his space, the question arose as to why people have a problem with Susan.

Here is the full quote. It is brief:

‘Sire,’ said Tirian, when he had greeted all these, ‘if I have read the chronicles aright, there should be another. Has not your Majesty two sisters? Where is Queen Susan?’

‘My sister Susan,’ answered Peter shortly and gravely, ‘is no longer a friend of Narnia.’

‘Yes,’ said Eustace, ‘and whenever you’ve tried to get her to come and talk about Narnia or do anything about Narnia, she says, “What wonderful memories you have! Fancy your still thinking about all those funny games we used to play when we were children.’

‘Oh, Susan!’ said Jill. ‘She’s interested in nothing nowadays except nylons and lipstick and invitations. She always was a jolly sight too keen on being grown-up.’

‘Grown-up indeed,’ said the Lady Polly. ‘I wish she would grow up. She wasted all her school time wanting to be the age she is now, and she’ll waste all the rest of her life trying to stay that age. Her whole idea is to race on to the silliest time of one’s life as quick as she can and then stop there as long as she can.’

‘Well, don’t let’s talk about that now,’ said Peter. ‘Look! Here are lovely fruit trees. Let us taste them.’

Certain hecklers have attempted, without much success, to interpret this as misogyny, or as the alleged phobic hatred Christians allegedly have toward sexuality, love and romance. Since we live in a world where the non-Christians have sex less often than the Christians, not to mention have fewer children and a higher rate of suicide and suicidal behaviors, I do not think the accusation need be refuted. Why level it?

Here is my theory.

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The Space Despot’s Beautiful Daughter, Episode 02 Murder in Mid Air, is now posted.

Astonishing adventures in worlds remote in eons after time!

Episode 02: Murder in Mid Air

Jett Hazard falls without a parachute or jetpack from the stricken ship!

The Prince of Plunder, the exiled Lord Ferric of Ganymede, and his crew of robotic space pirates swoop form above, firing disintegration rays!

Who can overcome the vat-grown terror troopers of Crull the All-Seeing, Tyrant of Jupiter in a battle to the death, un-armed, while plunging toward the dinosaur haunted death-oceans of Io?

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Canonicity 5: Revenge of the Muse

Posted March 17, 2020 By John C Wright

We continue our inquiry as to whether sue-fic can be canon by arguing that a sequel is not out of canon merely because it is disappointing or artlessly done, or subverts reader expectations or fails to do so.

All these are red herrings.

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Jagi, here, signal boosting our friends at Autarch:

 

Okay, the lead illustration is really supposed to be this one, but who can resist Wendell in a cape?

Want to be a super hero? Here’s your chance!

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Canonicity 4: Judgment Day

Posted March 15, 2020 By John C Wright

We continue our inquiry as to whether sue-fic can be canon by arguing that the question turns on the expectations demanded of reader, as well as of the muse, are equally served in a sequel or shared world story as in the original from which it comes, namely that the characters, plot, setting, theme and style be true to the original, which mean the candidate may neither desecrate, disenchant, adulterate, nor violate any prior established element.

Which means, in other words, the writer may not insult the intelligence nor break the hearts of the fans.

Now, to be sure, the main defense offered in these days of systematic degradation – I myself can think of not one established franchise in SF or F media that has not been vandalized by social justice harpies of shrieking hate, befouling the wine, and defecating on the feast — is to say that urinating in to the eyes of the old fans, who are contemptible racists bigot fanboys and sons of swine and jackals, and then to say that new fans will spring full grown from the earth like autochthons, and make up the losses to the core fanbase, and ensure no loss of revenue.

Is that so?

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Canonicity 3: The Quickening

Posted March 13, 2020 By John C Wright

We continue our inquiry as to whether fanfic can be canon by reasoning that the question turns on the expectations demanded of reader, reasoning that reader expectations fall into natural groups called genres and subgenres.

The proposal here is that the same fashion of reader expectations that establish genres and subgenres is what establishes canon.

We have also said that reader expectations establish the basic outline of the unwritten covenant between muse, writer, and reader.

Each reader’s expectations, he best knows for himself. So what are the expectations set by the muse?

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The Space Despot’s Beautiful Daughter, Episode 01 Planetoid of Peril, is now posted.

With great pleasure and solemn fanfare we introduce the opening of another thrilling space adventure!

Thrilling wonders of far worlds await, and the pulse-pounding adventures of fantastic futures in un-guessed eons not yet born will be revealed to your startled eyes!

It is the era after earth is lost, and history itself is forgotten and forbidden!

The space-despot and superscientist Crull the Cruel, ruthless emperor Jupiter’s moons, has outlawed all monuments, scrolls, books, and records of any time before his terror-reign of absolute power began.

So when an Army Air Corps rocket-plane test pilot from the years we know awakens in the post-historic era amid the myriad worldlets of Jupiter, his life itself is forfeit!

Episode 01: Planetoid of Peril

Earthman Jett Hazard is trapped aboard the burning spaceship of the sinister forces of the Tyrant of Jupiter when space pirates attack. He sees Aspasia, the beautiful but evil daughter of the tyrant, flung from the burning deck of the ship without an antigravity harness.

Has even so bold a hero as he any way to save her before she perishes falling into the inky seas of Io? What will his true love, the gorgeous yet virtuous Lethonee, chained in the menacing space-harem of the despotic Crull the Cruel, say when she finds out? Can she too be saved before it is too late?

 

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Canonicity 2: The Sequel

Posted March 10, 2020 By John C Wright

The prior column is here, and a footnote to it is here.

We are addressing the question of whether Mary Sue style fanfic  (or, as it will be called hereafter, ‘sue-fic’) can be canon.

In effect, we are asking how far the reader reasonably can be asked to extend his suspension of disbelief. But his requires first answering, for a given story being judged, what genre or subgenre the story is aiming to satisfy.

Before answering that question, it behooves us to say what question is not being answered:

I submit that it is not helpful to ask whether or not the story subverts expectations, because this phrase is deliberately misleading.

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Canonicity – A Footnote

Posted March 10, 2020 By John C Wright

A footnote, or an example, to add to my column on Canonicity found here:

The BBC showrunners thought it wise to add an origin story to the character of the Time Lord of Gallifrey known to mortals only as The Doctor first, by making him a woman, and second, by making him a little black girl and not a native of Gallifrey at all, hence not a Time Lord properly so called.

The new plot twist is that the girl-type Doctor is the mind-wiped remnant of the original founder of Time Lord society, and the source of their twelve-regeneration form of partial immortality.

Ah! But the BBC issues a statement in the face of the fan base rejection of this insulting violation of canon:

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A Hope That Burns

Posted March 9, 2020 By John C Wright

Author and editor Ben Zwycky has released his first professionally recorded and mixed song.

Thanks to some expert vocal coaching from Moira Greyland Peat, and a training weekend for musicians and sound engineers run by the Evangelical Theological Seminary in Prague in collaboration with Visible Music College in Memphis, Tennessee, Ben Zwycky’s first professionally recorded and mixed single is now available at cdbaby.com for only 99 cents. Over the course of the next month, it will become also available through most online music networks). It is a celebration of and invitation to the abundant life that is offered to everyone.

A Hope That Burns

There is a hope that burns
Right through the strongest walls,
Freeing your heart and soul
To truly fly, beyond the sky.

There is a truth so deep
It helps you see the light
That floods the world right through,
In every place and every time;

You just need to reflect it,
And redirect it
To make the shadows flee
And help the blind to see

That you are loved, that you are treasured
By Him above, who gives without measure;
There’s nothing that He can’t do, He has good plans for you.

There is a love so pure
It shames the proud to bow;
It fills the poor with joy,
That they’re so much more than a toy.

He’s calling you home, there’s no need to roam;
He’s preparing a place for you under a sky so blue,
Lit by His glory, that’s the point of the story
He’s been telling through every life,
There you can truly thrive,

So come on home, there’s no need to roam;
He’s preparing a place for you under a sky so blue,
Lit by His glory, that’s the point of the story
He’s been telling through every life,
There you can truly thrive,
So come on home.

See it now on CD Baby

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Canonicity

Posted March 8, 2020 By John C Wright

Can fanfic be canon?

This is a seemingly simple question that has been debated in this space of late, but to answer it we must travel to the strange and perilous woods of aesthetic theory.

The reader is forewarned that this following essay will be overlong, because not only is the question tangled and varied, but one where your humble author is easily distracted, like a leaping dog in a garden full of squirrels, for I sight many tangential topics which will set me barking vociferously.

Hence, the essay, as befits the topic, will consist of one original column and its sequels, which may or may not share continuity.

The reader is also warned that, I cannot in good conscience use the word fanfic in this context. For reasons to be explained later, I  coin the term ‘Mary Sue Fiction’ or ‘sue-fic’ where others use the term ‘fan-fic.’ I trust the generous reader will excuse the eccentricity.

But let us begin at the beginning.

When we ask “can sue-fic be canon?” we are asking whether sequels that violate the spirit and integrity of the original creator’s vision for his story are official and authentic and worthy of respect.

We ask, in other words, are they real?

A reader with the godlike yet friendly name of Theophilus comments:

I do think debating what “really” happened in a fictional universe is a bit bizarre.

More than a bit. Indeed, making up a fictional universe, and inviting pilgrims within to sojourn or even to dwell, is also a bit bizarre. More than a bit.

It is also magic.

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Shaper of Worlds Kickstarter

Posted March 8, 2020 By John C Wright

Shapers of Worlds

Science fiction and fantasy by some of the bestselling authors featured on the Aurora Award-winning podcast The Worldshapers (including yours truly.)

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/edwardwillett/shapers-of-worlds?ref=bvh3bb&token=162363e9&utm_source=Edward+Willett%27s+Writing+Newsletter&utm_campaign=b012dd0ba5-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2018_08_26_02_51_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_9bb597904d-b012dd0ba5-137837277&mc_cid=b012dd0ba5&mc_eid=9465d0b128

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Firefly: Great Space Western or Greatly Overrated?

Posted March 6, 2020 By John C Wright

We were discussing Joss Whedan’s late and lamented outer space horse opera FIREFLY. A reader named Sophia’s Favorite holds forth sharp criticism for the show:

In my opinion Firefly is the JFK of TV shows: a mediocrity at best that gets ludicrously overrated solely because it was taken “too soon”.

He goes on to list several reasons for saying so.

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The Last Straw Audiobook is here!

Posted March 5, 2020 By John C Wright

The Last Straw is finally here on audiobook. Read by narrator extraordinaire Ken Dickason in an elegant posh voice, it brings to life the horror and humor that is The Last Straw.

Come, quibble about a galaxy far, far away!

Once, in a theater long ago and far, far away, young audiences who watched the nostalgic space epic of yesteryear, known then only as Star Wars, were duly enthralled. So much goodwill, so much affection, and so much love has rarely been lavished on any franchise. So much money from so many eager fans was never so readily available.

Yet, with one potent death star-like blast of mind-breakingly awful filmmaking, the Disney Corporation has managed to alienate that goodwill, spurn that affection, and lose that money.

Why? What makes The Last Jedi so appallingly bad? What made the filmmaker think he could win over his audience by insulting his audience?

Science fiction grand master John C. Wright laments, analyzes, and autopsies the horrific story-telling of a film that, for so many of us, was the last hope for Star Wars, the last dime we will ever spend on this once-beloved franchise, and the last straw that broke our patience.

The Last Straw Audiobook on Amazon or Audible 

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The Pogrom Begins

Posted March 4, 2020 By John C Wright

Carl Benjamin, aka Sargon of Akkad, has been demonetized. Expect all conservatives to be demonetized, de-platformed, and harassed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdvcqg9-3_k

Time for an antitrust lawsuit. Smash this monopoly.

 

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