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Conan: Xuthal of the Dusk

Posted September 27, 2018 By John C Wright

Xuthal of the Dusk is the fifth story in the Conan canon, first published in Weird Tales, September 1933, under the title The Slithering Shadow.

If this is the first Conan story you ever read, your notion of him will not be the aging but still stalwart king, tough as an old oak tree, betrayed but still fighting, nor again the daring thief who escapes from a curse-shattered tower of eldritch witchery, nor the young warlord wise in war-craft. In Xuthal of the Dusk, we finally see him in the setting, situation, and garb of the Conan of popular imagination.

I have seen reviews dismiss this tale as formulaic. It may be so, but let is also be remembered that this was one of the tales that set the formula.

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Kavanaugh Hearings Today

Posted September 27, 2018 By John C Wright

A reader asked me my opinion on this matter. I assume anyone with even a smattering of legal training, or even anyone who got a passing grade in civics class, shares the same opinion: the matter is open and shut. The accusations are vague, stale, and have no corroboration, and even if they did, are irrelevant.

If there is even a single person, aware of all the facts, and yet not a partisan beholden to the Left, who comes to a different conclusion, I have heard no rumor of him.

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Klavan on the Democrat Traditions

Posted September 26, 2018 By John C Wright

It may be a violation of Internet manners to post the whole column, but this was too good not to share. Andrew Klavan from the Dailywire website:

Democrats are charging that Republicans have already made up their minds about Brett Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford whereas they say they believe Ford and that Kavanaugh is clearly guilty.

Democrats say it is appalling and sexist that Republicans would not allow Ford to testify and that forcing her testify is appalling and sexist and she should not have to testify, which would be appalling and sexist, so she should be made to testify which would be appalling and sexist.

Democrats say it is despicable that the Republican Senators who will question Ford are all white men, so Republicans have appointed a woman to question her, which Democrats say is despicable.

Democrats say it is horrifying that Brett Kavanaugh is accused of exposing his penis to a woman when they were both in college. The Democrats say penises should only be exposed to little girls in elementary school restrooms by boys who are really girls. And have penises. Somehow.

Democrats say we must believe all women and that it’s horrible that Mrs. Kavanaugh would defend her husband and they don’t believe her. Some Republicans point out that the Democrats did not believe the women who accused Bill Clinton of various sex crimes including rape, but Democrats say that’s different because Bill Clinton was a Democrat in power at the time he was accused and so his accusers were not credible whereas Judge Kavanaugh is a conservative so the women who accuse him are credible and to prove it, they would even be willing to believe the women who accused Bill Clinton now that he is out of power and doesn’t matter anymore.

Democrats say Judge Kavanaugh is not entitled to the presumption of innocence because this is not a criminal trial but instead is a lynch mob-style panic which is not covered by the Constitution.

Democrats say they will continue to publicize unsubstantiated charges against Kavanaugh because they are defending long-standing Democratic traditions. Like hypocrisy and lying.

 

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Lost on the Last Continent, Episode 67, Corsairs of the Clouds

Posted September 26, 2018 By John C Wright

Lost on the Last Continent, Episode 67, Corsairs of the Clouds, is now posted.

Episode 67 Corsairs of the Clouds

In this exciting episode, Colonel Lost confronts the Vengeful Widow, Sing-Shi, Queen of the Pirates of the City of Sudden Death. 

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An ANNOUNCEMENT! Due to circumstances beyond your humble author’s control, LOST ON THE LAST CONTINENT will be placed on an hiatus during the month of October. The next four Wednesdays will see posted in this space short stories from the background universe of my long-awaited novel THE UNCONQUERED EARTH, taken from the vault of elder tales.

We resume our normal episodes of adventures of Colonel Lost on Pangaea, the world’s last continent, in November.

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Not Tired of Winning Yet L

Posted September 26, 2018 By John C Wright

To crown the first half a hundred signal victories of a Trump Administration, I thought it fitting to report, in toto and without comment, his remarks at the United Nations. Here he says, in clear and inspiring terms, a philosophy of patriotism, a denunciation of global submission, a foreign policy, refuge policy and trade policy that is both nuanced and pellucid. The denunciation of socialism is particularly trenchant. This speech will be studied in generations to come.

Not long ago, Venezuela was one of the richest countries on Earth. Today, socialism has bankrupted the oil-rich nation and driven its people into abject poverty.

Virtually everywhere socialism or communism has been tried, it has produced suffering, corruption, and decay. Socialism’s thirst for power leads to expansion, incursion, and oppression. All nations of the world should resist socialism and the misery that it brings to everyone.

The leftstream news will tell the eloi nothing significant about the speech, except that at one point the sexually deviant socialist beggars from Europe joined the tyrants of third world hellholes to laugh at a statement from Trump which, upon examination, turns out to be mere fact, factually stated.

Pray the eloi wake ere the morlocks consume them. They are possessed by ideology rather than demons, but in the long run both serve the same ends.

Merely for his curt denunciation of the International Criminal Court, which all lawyers who merited a passing grade in lawschool regard as an abomination, Trump is to be thanked and praised.

I honestly did not think that there would be this much winning when I decided publicly to support his bid for the presidency. It is almost too much, almost too much winning.

Almost. Crushing the Dems in the midterms is next.

NOTE: thanks to a clerical error on my part, I posted the text from last year’s UN address last night in this space. Below is the correct text. Apologies for any confusion. 

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Announcing: Jake and the Dynamo

Posted September 26, 2018 By John C Wright

We have a special treat for our readers today. One of our  own intrepid commentors has written a very amusing book recently released from Superversive Press.

 

Jake Blatowski can’t wait for high school: basketball, calculus, and a cafeteria that isn’t under investigation by the health department. Well, he’s going to have to wait: a computer malfunction has assigned him to the fifth grade.

It’s bad enough that he bangs his knees on the desks or that Miss Percy is going over long division … again … but Jake’s sitting next to Dana Volt. She’s a perpetually surly troublemaker who doesn’t even have to exert herself to make his life a living hell. But no, it gets better: Dana secretly belongs to a coalition of girls protecting humanity from the horde of deadly monsters that plagues the city. But Jake’s no hero; he just wants to get to varsity tryouts!

When the monsters choose a new target, Jake’s not at all surprised that the target is him. Sure, why not? That’s the kind of week he’s having. Now the impulsive and moody Dana is the only one who can save Jake from certain death—but Jake is the only one who can save Dana from herself.

Includes 10 illustrations. 

 

A quote from the opening:

On the desolate slope of a craggy mountain where no snow fell and no flowers grew, a high castle of black basalt stood resilient against the biting, howling wind. Deep in the castle’s bowels, the Dark Queen, mistress of all that is base and wicked, reclined upon her throne. Leaning an alabaster cheek on the palm of one hand while she slid the carefully manicured fingers of the other along the generous curve of her hip, she ran a forked tongue across her blood-red lips.

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With eyelids half-lowered over ice-blue eyes, the Queen peered at these her servants—or squinted at them, rather, since she could barely see through the gloom.

“It’s too darn dark in here,” she murmured. “I know it’s got the ‘evil kingdom’ vibe going, but couldn’t we see about some recessed lighting, or maybe just a reading lamp? How do the other evil overlords do it? This can’t be good for my eyes—”

 

Jake and the Dynamo on Amazon

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Note from Milo on his Ducking Stool

Posted September 23, 2018 By John C Wright

Regarding a previous column on the usurpation and destruction of academia by political correctness, now making inroads into Medieval Studies, an affair called Medievalgate, a heckler objected that since the copy-editor of an article interviewing Professor Rachel Fulton Brown on the substance of the scandal erred in captioning the illustration in the article’s header, her words can be dismissed unread.

Thanks to the miracle of the electronic revolution in communication, the editor became aware of the error, and it has since been corrected. The heckler, and all other interested parties, may now read the article and interview with a clean conscience and a refreshed faith in the column’s once-slandered accuracy, and begin a rational discussion of the merit of the allegation.

Milo Yiannopoulos wrote and asked me to thank you all.

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Conan: The Black Colossus

Posted September 22, 2018 By John C Wright

The fourth published tale in the Conan canon, appearing in the June 1933 issue of Weird Tales, is The Black Colossus.

Some have dismissed this as a minor entry in the canon. I beg to differ: I hold that it establishes many of the basics which give one of the best beloved characters of this era and genre his particular strength and appeal.

This is one of the Conan stories of which I have no recollection of having read in my youth. I presume I read and forgot it. Looking at it with the eyes of age, I wonder that I did not see the wonders here.

It is the first story of Conan in his prime. This is the tale where Robert E Howard hits his stride in terms of the fury of bloodshed, the eldritch horror of the unknown, the passion of romance, and rough grandeur of his barbarian hero. Here is the Conan as he is commonly recalled by fond fans.

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Protected: The Last Straw 10: Nonfight on the Flagship

Posted September 21, 2018 By John C Wright

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Conan: The Tower of the Elephant

Posted September 20, 2018 By John C Wright

This is a reprint of a review column published at the Castalia House blog, but which has not previously appeared on my blog. Previous entries are here:

  1. Conan and the Critic
  2. Phoenix on the Sword
  3. The Scarlet Citadel

 

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Conan: The Tower of the Elephant

Come, reader. Let us continue the review and commentary of the Conan stories of Robert E Howard. This episode is Tower Of The Elephant, first appearing in in Weird Tales, March 1933.

 

Conan is young here. The internal chronology of the stories is subject to some guesswork. But it is fair to say that this is the second or third tale in Conan’s career, taking place after Frost Giant’s Daughter (1934). We see him for the first time in what will be his signature costume: “naked except for a loin-cloth and his high-strapped sandals.”

I found, as I often do, that not only is Robert E. Howard a better writer than I was able, as a callow youth, to see he was. He also easily surpasses the modern writers attempting to climb his particular dark mountain. From the high peak, brooding, he glares down at inferior writers mocking him, and, coldly, he laughs.

Particularly when Howard is compared with the modern trash that pretends to be fantasy while deconstructing and destroying everything for which the genre stands, he is right to laugh.

Let us list the ways.

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Lost on the Last Continent, Episode 66, The Treasure House

Posted September 19, 2018 By John C Wright

Lost on the Last Continent, Episode 66, The Treasure House, is now posted.

Episode 66 The Treasure House

In this exciting episode, Colonel Lost discovers the ancient secret on which the power of the sky pirates rests.

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Medievalgate is Comicsgate is Sad Puppies is Gamergate

Posted September 17, 2018 By John C Wright

From the pen of Milo Yiannopoulos, an old boss of mine:

Professor Rachel Fulton Brown doesn’t look like the dangerous woman her critics describe. But she has become used to reading outlandish descriptions of herself since June 2015, when she published a blog post titled “Three Cheers For White Men,” effectively dropping a barrel of gunpowder into a burgeoning internecine war within Medieval Studies. Three years and hundreds of blog posts later, the tenured University of Chicago history professor is being casually referred to as a “fascist” at medievalist conferences, accused of inciting physical violence and rape against her peers, and avoided like a strumpet with bubonic plague. She has even been called out for bad language by Mark Zuckerberg’s sister Donna.

Fulton Brown’s blog post wasn’t, as her critics claim, a veiled defense of white nationalism, or anything like it. She was responding playfully to the “dead white male” trope in academia, gently pointing out that the wicked caucasian dudes of social justice folklore were responsible for, among other things, the development of chivalry, consensual marriage and, to some extent, the success of feminism itself. But her post went down like a cup of cold sick anyway. Dozens, later hundreds, of Fulton Brown’s colleagues declared war on her, incensed by her refusal to back down and apologize — and by the fact that she had blogged approvingly, a number of times, about a rising star in conservative media who was causing eruptions on campuses with his scathing commentary about the finger-wagging campus Left.

Fulton Brown was taken to task for refusing to acknowledge the problematic “whiteness” of her field and her responsibility as a Medieval Studies professor to “do something about it.” But a dozen senior professors interviewed for this story say something very specific and different is happening: an attempt to inject into the study of the Middle Ages the same far-Left identity politicking that has done so much damage to liberal arts departments. In the course of writing this story, I have interviewed scholars, journalists and authors, many of whom privately confided that Medieval Studies needed a Rachel Fulton Brown to draw a line in the sand, because, for the past half-decade, gender warriors and race scholars with axes to grind have been on a mission to change the field irreversibly.

Sympathetic, but hitherto silent, colleagues say the attempt to destroy Fulton Brown is part of a larger invasion into the discipline by activist academics, who see their role as arbiters of moral taste, determined to rid the field of infidels who refuse to bow to social justice. You’ve read stories before about academics at war over free speech with their own institutions. This is different. It’s the story of a professor who has taken on her entire academic field, with no backing whatsoever from the University of Chicago, an institution that prides itself on its commitment to free speech and academic freedom.

 

Read the whole thing here: https://www.dangerous.com/45111/middle-rages/

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The Logic of Illogic Revisited

Posted September 17, 2018 By John C Wright

This is a reprint of a column from 2014. Seeing the ongoing degradation of Star Wars, Star Trek, Ghostbusters, Marvel Comics, Dr Who, and so on, I thought the column might still be topical.

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Why is modern Science Fiction so bad? Why are modern comic books so bad?

Why is modern art so very, very, very bad? One would almost think these things are being made bad on purpose.

And one would be right!

But the answer to the simple question of why SF sucks is a complex answer, leading all the way from the zenith of the universe to the nadir, all the long road from heaven to hell.

Even a cursory inspection of modern art shows that beauty, which is the particular province and goal of the arts, is not merely avoided by modern artists, but despised. They are not producing poorly executed works of repugnant nonsense and blasphemous lumpish, retarded, asymmetrical obscenity by mistake or through indifference. The diametric opposite of beauty, namely, the revolting, the ugly, the aberrant, whatever is foul and vile, whatever causes a visceral sense of disorientation and disgust, that and precisely that is the goal of the Modern.

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